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"My dick must be enchanted with fire aspect 2 because it burns when I pee🗣️🔥‼️"Home of unbridled silliness and legalized bong water🫶Blog where I pretend to be a fish named Anthony: @anthonythefish
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I get so happy whenever one of the characters I like in jjba live but then araki decides to just kill them off in the next part like bro does not want to see us get too happy ig😭
#jjba#jojo bizarre adventure#jojo no kimyou na bouken#jojo golden wind#jojo part 5#jjba part 3#jjba battle tendency#jjba stardust crusaders#jjba part 2#jojo pt 6#jojo part 7#jojo no kimyō na bōken#jjba shitpost#araki hates to see us happy#Sour patch Kids were made in 1985&ww2 started in 1939...propaganda gummies take propa gandas at tits😧
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I love how Joseph's fuckass wacky hijinks are too powerful so they had to give him complicated silly string for a stand💀
#jjba#jojo bizarre adventure#jojo no kimyou na bouken#jjba battle tendency#jjba joseph#jjba part 2#joseph joestar#dude when did I tag 'Joseph joestar wears thong'😭#jjba part 3#jjba stardust crusaders#b12 song from American dad but I needed the instrumental version so I fed the members to psychedelic rats I imprisoned in the basement
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fine. I'll watch jjba or jja whatever the fuck this italian named ass curly que headed fucker and twink ass star come from.
#jjba#jojo bizarre adventure#jojo no kimyou na bouken#jojo golden wind#jojo part 5#jjba part 3#jjba battle tendency#jjba stardust crusaders#jjba joseph#jjba part 2#all part of my evil plan#Ball shape weenis weenis shape ball#jjba part 7#jjba part 6#jjba part 1#jjba part 4#jojo part 7
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Imagine traveling to Italy and seeing two twinks fighting with a knife and fork bc one got a math problem wrong or something. Like mama mia dawg no reason to do that over my fallacio or whatever that spaghetti thing is called🧍♂️
#jjba#jojo bizarre adventure#jojo no kimyou na bouken#jojo golden wind#jojo part 5#jjba vento auero#jjba golden wind#vento aureo#pannacotta fugo#jjba fugo#jjba narancia#narancia ghirga#penis#Guys wait guys pls wait pls guys wait pls guys wait pls wait guys wait#what came first the cock or the balls#ibs ghost haunting the wilderness
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"Remember when you had an ao3 acc and you posted jjba sm-" NO I DON'T I DON'T REMEMBER THAT BC IT NEVER HAPPEN MF THAT EVENT IS NOT CANON
#jjba#jojo bizarre adventure#jojo no kimyou na bouken#jojo golden wind#jojo part 5#jjba part 3#jjba battle tendency#jjba stardust crusaders#jjba joseph#jjba part 2#idek how some of you guys found out😭#shit better not be on record#Ford F150 will once a year tell you the sins of your past and you must feed it human flesh to stop#jjba pt9#jjba pt 4#jjba part 1#jjba part 7#havent posted in a while#kinda crazy#weed brownie#idk I just sounds kinda funny#I don't do drugs#Nothing wrong with it tho
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Guys read the story my pookie wrote or you’re going in the soup😘😘😘
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Chapter 1: a sudden appearance
Pairing: giorno giovanna / lucy steel
Summary: Lucy, being the hopeless romantic she was, dreamed of having a connection with her own prince charming.
What she didn't realize was that she was already her own prince charming to Cinderella.
Cinderella taking the form of giorno, a boy that one day, appeared out of nowhere in her stable.
If only she could spend more time with him, their meetings are always so short.
Author's note: thought I should finally write a fanfiction for this crackship :)!
Lucy was quite the bookworm, however she wasn't always this way, in fact, if you asked her years ago what she thought of the activity, then the blonde girl would politely tell you she wasn't the biggest fan of it.
Reading was always used as a learning tool in her experience, the encyclopedias she came across were always too heavy for her small hands and complicated for her mind.
It wasn't until her 7th birthday that she really took an interest in reading, when her parents gifted her a romance novel.
Lucy still remembered the first time she held it in her hands, how lighter it felt compared to the other books she had held, and how smoothly the pages turned, how engrossed she was in the story while reading.
Lucy still couldn't comprehend some of the words written, sometimes even having to ask her parents or older sibling what a certain phrase meant, however she didn't really care much, she just wanted to keep reading.
The first romance novel she read was still under her bed, she cherished it.
Lucy continued reading more books, she would even take trips to the library, so much so that the librarian recognized her, and would even give her a small smile.
Lucy would always smile back.
The small girl would read all kinds of different novels, however her favorite would always be romance. Her parents took notice of how her eyes sparkled whenever she read one and how a sad frown would appear on her face when finishing it.
The thought of romance fascinated the girl, the connection between two people, how close they can get to each other.
All of it was like a dream to her, she would always imagine how charming her future lover would be, how many activities they could do together.
Maybe if he was into books like her, then they might even read together!
Lucy had slowly but surely become not only quite the bookworm, but also quite the hopeless romantic.
Now she wondered just when cupid would hit her with his arrow.
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İt was a cold night, yet the warmth of the fireplace soothed the blonde as she flipped through a page of her book . Lucy was re-reading a new novel she had gotten for her 9th birthday.
İt was a tale of two lovers that had gotten separated, yet through many adventures, they had once more found each other.
One thing that drew Lucy in was how both of the lovers could feel each other's pain and emotions while they were away from each other. Just the thought of feeling so strongly toward someone, to know them so well that you could feel every ounce of thought they had,was magical to her.
"Lucy, dear, it's almost time" her reading session was interrupted by her mother's words.
"yes ma, coming! " The girl quickly put down her book, as much as she hated stopping in the middle of the story, just when it was getting really interesting. She had things to take care of.
Lucy headed outside. The cold air hit her face as she walked toward the stable where the horses she had to feed were.
She opened the stable door and started to get work.
Lucy was the best with horses out of all of her siblings, so her parents would always send her out to take care of them, while her mom would cook food.
Lucy stretched her arms, she wanted to get back to her house as soon as possible, it was chilly and dark out, so it scared the little girl.
At least the horses were here, hopefully they could protect her from any robber that might appear. They seemed to like her a lot.
Just as she finished that thought, a loud thud hit her ears. Startled, she immediately turned around to the source of the noise.
She heard a groan, Lucy gulped.
She saw a shadowy figure slowly get up, the blonde took a step back, it was either a robber or a monster, or maybe her paranoia got the best of her.
"w-who's there?" she cried out.
The shadowy figure started to walk toward her, Lucy stepped back again, preparing to run away, she did not want to get hurt and possibly die at the hands of a robber.
Until the moon lit up the stable from its open doors, and she saw what the shadowy figure really looked like.
İt was a boy, no older than her age.
"y-you're not a robber? Are you?" she said in a quiet tone.
This couldn't be a robber or monster, he looked too young to be one.
Then again, she did hear stories from her mom from troublemaker kids trying to steal crops from their farm.
"robber?" the boy finally spoke.
"Yes, a robber, are you one? D-do you want to steal something?" she knew the question was stupid, no robber would out themselves by answering her.
"no" he replied curtly "uh…" his eyes turned toward the horses, then at her.
"I don't even know where I am" he said.
"oh… are you lost?"
The boy looked down at his shoes "I guess.." he replied.
"I See" she wasn't sure what to make of that response, but her once tense body relaxed. The boy didn't look like a threat, in fact he looked pretty scrawny, like one hit of the wind could blow him away.
"uh, what were you doing out so late?" she resorted to asking him a simple question "were you with your parents? They must be worried"
The boy took a few seconds to answer, Lucy was patient, she sympathized with him, she knew what it was like to be lost, and the fear that came with it.
"i don't know, i don't remember much"
Lucy frowned, he didn't look very fazed by his situation, yet she could still see him fidgeting with his shirt.
"well, what's your name? Mine is Lucy"
"giorno"
Giorno was not a name she had heard before, she wondered If he was foreign, looking closer at him, he looked like he was.
"okay ! It's uh, nice to meet you giorno" she said as she walked closer to him, putting out a hand, in hopes of a handshake.
Giorno hesitantly shook her hand, his hands were almost smaller then her hers.
"how old are you by the way?"
"10"
Lucy gasped and let go of his hand "you're older than me!"
Giorno blinked, taking a few seconds to talk again "how old are you?" he finally asked.
"i'm 9 years old"
Giorno only nodded.
"so.." Lucy spoke up, thinking of what to say "where do you come from? I never heard a name like yours before" Curiousity had gotten the better of her.
"i come from Italy"
She only hummed in response. Lucy had never heard of Italy before, she wasn't sure if she should tell the boy however. Lucy didn't want to come across as rude.
Lucy caught a brief look in his eyes, one that quickly went away as he gazed down again.
His eyes shifting toward every single thing.
Lucy felt a pit in her stomach.
Even though he looked so calm, he really was panicking inside.
"h-hey" she stuttered, catching the attention of giorno "I know it must be scary, being lost is really awful. My mom is cooking food so, maybe you can eat with us until we find a way to-"
"Lucy! Dinner is ready! Where are you? " the blonde was interrupted by her mother calling out for her.
Lucy shouted back "I'll be there!"
The girl turned back toward giorno, smiling, trying to reassure him "wait for me okay? I'll tell my mom what happened, I'm sure she can help more then me!"
"okay" giorno quietly said, nodding his head again.
Lucy quickly ran outside and grabbed her mother's hand.
"Lucy what are you-"
Lucy didn't say anything, she only dragged her mom along to the stable.
"mom there's a boy that-" Lucy stopped in her tracks "huh?"
Giorno wasn't there, she let go of her mother, searching every corner where giorno could be.
"did he..run away? Where is he?" she couldn't help but feel nervous, she had told him to wait, and now he was nowhere to be found.
Where could he be? That was the only question on her mind.
"Lucy, the food is going to get cold" her mother scolded her.
"but.." Lucy face fell "he was here just seconds ago.."
"who was?" her mother asked.
"it's..it's nothing" Lucy returned to where her mother was "i'm really sorry for making you wait ma"
***
Dinner that night didn't feel good.
She had lost her appetite and had gone to bed earlier then the rest of her family.
Maybe Giorno really was a robber, maybe he was just a figment of her imagination. She just didn't know.
Lucy came to the conclusion that it would be best to forget about him.
She still hoped however, that wherever he was, he was doing well, that's all that mattered in the end.
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I love the idea of Giorno begging Bruno to let him get a Claire's piercing then like 2 weeks later it gets infected💀
#jjba#jojo bizarre adventure#jojo no kimyou na bouken#jojo golden wind#jojo part 5#jjba giorno#giorno giovanna#jjba bruno#bruno bucciarati#jjba vento auero#weed#idk why I put that but alr#Guys help my burger came to life and now it won't stop hitting the stanky leg in my new microwave oven#jjba shitpost
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WARNING ALL JJBA FANS
the month of April is approaching and I'm am simply posting this to warn any of you mfs that if I see even one SBR anime release date April Fool's post it shall beith on sight at the ass crack of dawn.
#jjba#jojo bizarre adventure#jojo no kimyou na bouken#jjba part 7#jojo golden wind#jojo part 5#jjba part 3#jjba battle tendency#jjba stardust crusaders#jjba joseph#jjba part 2#jojo part 7#jojo steel ball run#this is indeed a threat#We joust#Idk how to spell dawg#kermit the frog getting killed by Gordon Ramsay for letting out the dark dog
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Me when my favorite character in jjba gets a little too much screen time so they're gonna get brutally murdered
#jjba#jojo bizarre adventure#jojo no kimyou na bouken#jojo golden wind#jojo part 5#jjba part 3#jjba battle tendency#jjba stardust crusaders#jjba part 2#*heavy breathing* 'it's not funny'#'OMG I'M SO GLAD I'M GETTING MORE SCREEN TI-HOLY SHIT IS THAT THEY AVENGERS?!'#jjba pt 4#jjba phantom blood#jjba part 7#jjba part 9#stay true stay sexy and stay away from the cops#History? Why not her story???#ne scrolling through Instagram with several grams of protein up my ass
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Joseph is so real for defeating several God like basically naked men with a shoe, wool from his hat, and a rock is so funny to me like what Looney Tunes ass shit was he smoking😭
#jjba#jojo bizarre adventure#jojo no kimyou na bouken#jjba battle tendency#jjba joseph#jjba part 2#joseph joestar wears thong#where did that hashtag come from💀#joseph joestar#all i do is yap#ten day hiatus and I'm back with mid tier content🗣️🔥‼️#LES FUCKING JOEEE#never been on drugs but I did watch the Lego Movie#please define in penis terms
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Random giorno doodle I did that haunts me every night
#jjba#jojo bizarre adventure#jojo no kimyou na bouken#jojo golden wind#jojo part 5#jjba giorno#giorno giovanna#jojo giorno#jjba vento auero#get this piss drinker outta my drafts‼️#i love him but I wanna put him in a hydraulic press#Urban dictionary that consists of only weenis penis and benis is truly urban#doodle
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Fugo would get so unbelievably angry whenever Narancia Rick rolled him or Mista sent him that Josh Hutcherson meme it's actually hilarious
#*heavy breathing* 'IT'S NOT FUNNY'#jjba#jojo bizarre adventure#jojo no kimyou na bouken#jojo golden wind#jojo part 5#pannacotta fugo#jjba fugo#narancia ghirga#jjba narancia#guido mista#jjba mista#jjba shitpost#all i do is yap#creeper aw man#Toejammer is my icon he is my love and he is my soul
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The twinkiest form of Joseph Joestar and the man-whore form of Joe Tazuna
#its literally just their hair#They don't even look that similar#bro is onto nothing‼️🗣️🔥#jjba#jojo bizarre adventure#jojo no kimyou na bouken#jjba battle tendency#jjba joseph#jjba part 2#yttd#your turn to die#yttd joe#joe tazuna#half cooked french frie up my ass#Thomas Jefferson said that while putting on his Miku binder
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My dog is so homophobic she gets mad whenever a jjba character is on screen☹️
#jjba#jojo bizarre adventure#jojo no kimyou na bouken#jojo part 5#jojo golden wind#jjba part 3#jjba stardust crusaders#jjba battle tendency#jjba part 2#jjba part 1#jjba phantom blood#jjba part 7#jjba steel ball run#jjba part 6#jjba stone ocean#jjba part 4#jjba diamond is unbreakable#$19 fortnite card who wants it#me when my dick is boomerang shaped and it doesn't come back after I get castrated
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True horror is getting someone to watch JoJo's and the most earth shattering, toe curling, vomit inducing thing happens on screen and you just gotta be like "just ignore that🫶”
#jjba#jojo bizarre adventure#jojo no kimyou na bouken#jojo golden wind#jojo part 5#jjba part 3#jjba stardust crusaders#jjba battle tendency#jjba part 2#jjba phantom blood#jjba part 1#jjba diamond is unbreakable#jjba pt 4#jjba stone ocean#jjba part 6#it gives the same vibes as the pic that's like 'me walking through the airport with the plane up my ass'#*tears out pancreas* HOLY SHIT GUYS GARTEN OF BANBAN REFERENCE
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You get in Mista's car and Animals by Maroon 5 starts playing
#jjba#jojo bizarre adventure#jojo no kimyou na bouken#jojo golden wind#jojo part 5#guido mista#jjba golden wind#jjba vento auero#were going back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkey off the menu…#THAT'S RIGHT we're going back in time to the first thanksging to get turkeys OFF THE MENU‼️🔥🗣️#may I discreetly glance at you balls#I couldn't go in the ambulance bc it wasn't a girl ambulance(glitter pink Barbie) but instead a boy ambulance and I didn't wanna get cooties#DAYUM THESE HASHTAGS LONG#michael afton canonically plays with rubber duckies and bath crayons in his bubble bath
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Do you think if you told ppl in jjba pt 4 that the sky was blue they'd look at you like you're crazy or do even they know the sky isn't supposed to be piss yellow and just choose to ignore it💀
#jjba#jojo bizarre adventure#jojo no kimyou na bouken#jjba pt 4#jjba josuke#josuke higashikata#jjba part 4#jjba diamond is unbreakable#morioh#fellas is it gay to consume several ounces of battery acid while watching subway surfers gameplay#Dont drink battery acid guys#Autopsy revealing I'm secretly Freddy Fazbear#beans#yay
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