Lmao Just Read It

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by nanospirt

Okay, so I’m usually really poetic with my summaries to make me sound more professional (as you do), but I’m feeling pretty lazy, so I’ll get to the point. Just trust that I don’t suck.

Well, Sam tells Cas to make sure that Dean doesn’t give himself alcohol poisoning or something. Cas decides to go get another vessel for the night (a woman), but Dean starts flirting with her. Cas tries really hard to not let Dean on, but the drink Dean orders for him has this weird elixir that causes Cas to feel lust, so they just… Y'knowwww… Shatter the meat tunnel. Unfortunately for Cas, he gets stuck in the vessel and ends up finding out that he’s pregnant. You should probably read all the tags so you’re not super confused, I guess. *oh shit*

Words: 2976, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Supernatural

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: Gen

Characters: Castiel, Dean Winchester, Sam Winchester

Relationships: Castiel/Dean Winchester, Castiel & Sam Winchester

Additional Tags: So I ship Destiel like hell, But I’m more of a gen angst kinda person, Mpreg?, I use he/him pronouns consistantly, but like, Cas is in a female vessel, a black woman, istg every character is white in this show, let’s get some diversity up in this bitch, Pregnant Castiel, genderbend castiel, Female Castiel, Angst, i completely butcher season 8 lmao, but season 8 was so gay, probably no meg, Like, i love Meg, but I don’t really know how to write her in, i might though, who doesn’t want some brief interracial lesbians, amiright, No Porn, Or fluff, angst is my bitch, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Sastiel friendship, destiel probably won’t be canon, but if you just love Dean and Cas interactions in general, you should be fine, Dubious Consent, a lot of self-hatred, but i mean, this is Supernatural we’re talking about, I haven’t edited this at all, I wrote for like an hour and was like, cool let’s post it, but I don’t really hate my writing, so it shouldn’t be THAT bad, like i said, i hate fluff and smut, but angst is the thing that keeps me going, just like any other teen, yeah so dont count on the baby(s) making it to the end, i haven’t decided if there are multiple yet, Nephilim, Unplanned Pregnancy, welllllll, i hope you guys think I’m funny/cool, but I’m actually a self centered asshole whooooops, whoa max, Chill, this ain’t a self-deprecating tumblr post, Anyways, have fun wasting your time reading my fanfiction, im literally just procrastinating a feminism debate in my ap english class, Okay I’ll stop now

read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/2fHEEUT

Destiel Look-a-like Porn

Sometimes, when I ride the internet waves, I come across lovely pornos that capture the essence of my OTP. (Destiel) So, I thought I would share some of the links that never fail to get my lady-parts going, if you know what I mean. Some of the gentlemen may not look exactly like Dean or Cas, but they sure make it a helluva lot easier to imagine them. :) So, without further ado, I give you: My top Destiel Look-a-like Porn Videos.

1) Sex in the Backseat. (Bottom!Cas)

Description: If you try hard enough, you could imagine this being Dean pounding into Cas inside the trunk of an old abandon van in Bobby’s junkyard or something. My favorite part of this video is how kissy and lovey they are toward each other, while going at it.

Link: http://www.redtube.com/20955

2) Sex on the Beach #1 (Bottom!Cas)

Description: Ah, there’s nothing quite like the waves of the majestic ocean, to set the mood. I find this video being equally hot and romantic. So muscular. So beautiful!

Link: http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=2056513497&utm_source=www.bing.com&utm_medium=embed&utm_campaign=embed-html5

3) Sex on the Beach #2 (Bottom!Dean)

Description: I’ll admit that I’ve watched this video at least ten times, and it never fails to get me to the end. Jessie Colter, aka the Pornstar on the bottom, is definitely my go-to bottom!Dean. I love hearing his deep voice rumble like thunder when he moans for it. Geez, I’m getting a lady-boner just thinking about it!

Link: http://www.redtube.com/688033

4) Sex on the Couch. (Bottom!Cas)

Description: This is another one of those ‘so sweet and hot that you say 'aww’ while fapping furiously’ kind of videos. The top looks very much like “Dean,” in this video as well. Cute little bottom!Cas is so adorable you want to snuggle him like a kitten…and then smash headboards with him. Just like Dean!

Link: http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=44100113

5) Sex in the Bedroom. (Bottom!Dean)

Description: Last but not least, this video makes the cut because of it’s unfailing ability to recreate a perfect bottom!Dean setting. I’ll admit that it’s slightly difficult to picture the top as Cas, but oh man, the bottom definitely makes up for it. Love me some moaning Dean Winchester.

Link: http://www.xnxx.com/video3323808/pornstar_hunk_marcus_mojo_rimjob_and_fuck

Welp, there you have it, folks! These are a few of dirty little videos I use as fuel, to create those famous smut scenes. I hope you have found this list to be entertaining and useful! And if you have a video that you think would go great on this list, PLEASE send me a link! Because I’m a perve who loves Destiel just as much as you do, and I would love to watch it. :) Thanks so much! (That gif isn’t mine, btw. But God bless whoever made it.)

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Even MORE wedding pictures 😬

its great , i love it !!!!

My first video about Charlie and Matteusz, let me know what do u think ;)

Matteusz: Wow. That boy [Charlie] is an alien. I can't believe I'm going to sleep with him.

Someone: Well, you don't have to...

Matteusz: No, I'm gonna.

Me after 2 weeks without Cas.

!GIVE ME MY ANGEL!

I CAN’T WAIT FOR THE MOMENT IN WICH DEAN TELL TO CAS THAT HE JUST KILLED HITLER

There is a guy named Elvis. ARE THE WRITERS FUCKING WITH US?!

First the bike and now this?!

Read ‘Twist and Shout’ they said

“It’ll be great” they said

And now I’ve been bawling my eyes out for hours… thank you

REBLOG IF TWIST AND SHOUT FUCKING RUINED YOU

i ... i need support i am in chapter 13

the stages of reading Twist and Shout

chapter 1:

chapter 2:

chapter 3:

chapter 4:

chapter 5:

chapter 6:

chapter 7:

chapter 8:

chapter 9:

chapter 10:

chapter 11:

epilogue:

and then you’re finished like:

My top Destiel fics you MUST read.

1:Twist And Shout

My first destiel fic I ever read was Twist and Shout and if you ship Destiel it is a fic you probably already heard about or read. It’s super sad, it will rip your heart out. It’s beautifully written. I can’t even get past April 1965 every time I try and re-read it. But, it is NOT my favorite, runners up for sure

Find fic here

2:Painted Angels

I NEVER thought I would ever read a fic better or as good as Twist And Shout, But then fictionalanxiety told me to read a fic with her.Which was Painted Angels I fell in love. Favorite fanfic and if you haven’t read it you should! Like seriously,blown away. It is beautiful, made me cry from both pain and joy and just, it’s wonderful in all ways. You should also follow the author winjennster.

Find fic here  Being taken off AO3 Feb 1st. Author is working on getting published.

3: Autumn Hollow

Second fanfic I ever read. It is chillingly erie and it leaves you on the edge of your seat through the entire ride. You end up playing a game of clue as you try and break down the mystery. Who is Dean? What is Dean?  It’s definitely a fic everyone should read.

Find fic here

4: Sweaters And Cigarettes

Great concept, Goth!Cas, nerd!Deann.  John drama, smut, it’s an all around good read.

You need an AO3 account to read it, which doesn’t take long to set up. Find fic here

5: Blackbird Fly

Amazing amazing amazing fic. There is so much angst and its just amazing. My heart was swelling reading it. It leaves you on the edge for sure! Find fic here

that never happens to me 

I was talking to this boy in my class that I like and he was talking about how he likes Elvis and I was like, “Would you go as far as to say you dig Elvis?” And I expected him to not understand but then he was just like, “You didn’t! You did not!” And now we’re hanging out