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Emily, 29. I like playing video games and living in denial
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Q+A from library visit where I read my comic about a skeleton that plays the fiddle
Kid: Is this fiction?
Me: Yeah
Kid: I kinda thought so
Me: Oh really? Why?
Kid: Because skeletons aren't real
Me: Skeletons are real. You have one!
Kid, jumping up out of his seat: Yeah but they don't move around!!
Me: Your skeleton's moving around right now!
Kid, yelling: THAT'S!! DIFFERENT!!!
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stop getting so obsessed with fictional dudes like get real. start downloading millions of images of real men with families
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I noticed you haven’t been online in 10 hours, is therapy finally working?
this websites hate mail game is ruthless
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Knuckle tats that say Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro-instant. For you. Hate. Hate.
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Watching the Fallout show is making me wanna replay Fallout 4 but apparently they just updated it? After, what, nine years? And it wrecked almost every mod and blindsided every mod maker? So maybe I’ll play FNV instead
#I know fnv is the clearly superior game but I was in the mood for fallout 4#but ah well. this is just the universe steering me towards the better choice
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put those awesome boobs away dude now isn't the time
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Honestly funniest thing Dragon Age could do is confirm that the only people who were ever correct about Andraste were that one mountain cult. Like yes actually she WAS reincarnated as a dragon and she DID live on this mountain and now her chosen are all dead thanks the the wardens and the chantry.
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i still think about "aye moira am oan the protein" way too often
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Imperial passport of Kublai Khan “I am the emissary of the Khan. If you defy me, you die.” 1240 A.D. [886x960]
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its important to do this every time a museum or school thinks this is a good idea
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You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
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