two lovers lost in a forest
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me if being a silly delightful boy was illegal
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when you’re in the club freaking it sensitive style
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THE WRITER AND ACTOR’S STRIKES HAVE SUCCESSFULLY PAUSED THE PRODUCTION OF 4 MARVEL MOVIES!!!! thank you striking creatives.
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he went to school
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if you are reading this i want you to stop for a moment and imagine a crab
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I am studying for my drivers test
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this tweet was so ahead of its time
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(watching any horror movie) i simply would not try that hard to survive
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im in a committed relationship to a beautiful woman called the bit
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There was a group of angels at the bar tonight. Super intense vibe, but they kept to themselves and didn't disturb the other patrons, except for one point when they all suddenly burst into cheers and ordered a round for the bar. I asked what they were celebrating. They told me that for a split second all of the air molecules bounced petfectly into one corner of the room. It's like their version of the dvd screensaver.
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they will never attack my big and large towers
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