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Who else watched Steve-O's Bucket List special on his website? I did!
you pull up to the hospital and these are your doctors wyd
#jackass#steve o#chris pontius#danger ehren#dave england#preston lacy#that special was even wilder than gnarly
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Ahh...Danger Ehren, the MVP of both Jackass Forever and my heart.❤️🔥
The real hero of Jackass Forever (2022)
Danger Ehren
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Elements of Asking Alexandria
I don't post here that often, so I decided not only which elements (fire, water, earth, and air) of the four Asking Alexandria members, but that element's corresponding fantasy creature.
Cameron: Water 🌊
Shy, considerate, and timid, Cameron usually goes with the flow like a river on and off tour, especially since Ben's departure back in January. Fittingly for the Kylo Ren of AA, I made his fantasy creature a merman so he could control water and remain underwater for up to 5 minutes. No wonder Cameron is my favorite left-handed guitarist.
Danny: Fire 🔥
For the passionate frontman, Danny unleashes both a gravelly baritone and powerful growls and screams with each live performance, making him perfect for his dragon persona. If Danny could, he'd breathe fire nearly every time he unleashes his harsh vocals!
Sam: Earth 🪴
As the youngest Asking Alexandria member, Sam treats his fans, family, and bandmates with utmost respect and kindness onstage and offstage. In fact, his fantasy creature would be half-human, half-elf because Sam is extremely impartial and considerate towards the other three members.
James: Air 🌀
Thanks to his muscular physique, pretty boy facial features, and take-no-prisoners attitude, James moves as quickly as the wind with his aggressively rhythmic drumbeats. As for his fantasy creature, an angel would work perfectly for mister Cassells so that he can take to the skies in his free time.
Final Note: Before Ben left Asking Alexandria, I associated him with both earth and elves like Sam because of his devotion to not only his family, but also his passion for music.
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Happy belated birthday to Johnny Knoxville, the main Jackass player! If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough. 🐂
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Lunar New Year 2024: Asking Alexandria Edition
Primary Source of Lunar New Year predictions
Secondary Source of 2024 lucky colors
Since Chinese New Year is here, I decided to throw an Asking Alexandria-themed prediction on each of the four remaining members since Ben left three weeks ago.
Drummer James Cassells: 12/27/1988 🌿🐉
Intelligent, ambitious, diligent.
Lucky colors (general): yellow, brown, and gold
Lucky colors (2024): yellow and red
Lucky numbers: 1, 6, 7
Lucky days: 1st and 16th of each month of the Chinese lunar calendar
With Ben Bruce out of the band, James is now the oldest remaining member, giving him an advantage in both adjusting to its first lineup change in six-and-a-half years and improving his leadership skills. Furthermore, his overall forecast brings deeper relationships, financial opportunities, and a balanced lifestyle.
Guitarist Cameron Liddell: 6/13/1989 🌿🐍
Quiet, decisive, thoughtful
Lucky colors (general): brown and yellow
Lucky colors (2024): green, gray, purple, and yellow
Lucky numbers: 2, 8, 9
Lucky days: 1st and 23rd of each month of the Chinese lunar calendar
Cameron, the gentle giant of Asking Alexandria, uses his role as the voice of reason in case his bandmates enter conflict towards each other, especially after Ben's recent departure to focus on his family. Not only does 2024 bring my favorite left-handed guitarist several transformative milestones, but also relaxation and stress management on and off tour due to his practical and charming appearance.
Vocalist Danny Worsnop: 9/04/1990 🪙🐎
Rational, kind, outgoing
Lucky colors (general): blue and green
Lucky colors (2024): red, green, and gold
Lucky numbers: 2, 3, 7
Lucky days: 5th and 20th of each month of the Chinese lunar calendar
Thanks to his naturally sociable demeanor both on and off stage, Danny has high hopes for this year's touring schedule as the Horse and ruling animal Dragon energies dynamically overlap. However, if he has too much independence, then Danny could impulsively make the wrong choices, so patience is a key skill for him this lunar year.
Bassist Sam Bettley: 2/19/1991 🪙🐐
Caring, responsible, stubborn (occasionally)
Lucky colors (general): yellow, brown, white, and gold
Lucky colors (2024): pink, lime green, silver, and white
Lucky numbers: 2, 7
Lucky days: 7th and 30th of each month of the Chinese lunar calendar
As the youngest in the band, Sam uses his innate creativity to embrace not only his musical ability, but also artistic skill through his recent paintings. Likewise, thinking of ways to balance personal and professional wellbeing such as woodworking will also give Sam an opportunity to learn from his setbacks, celebrate his successes, and step outside his comfort zone.
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Can you believe Jackass Forever turned 2 years old over the weekend? Neither can I, because I watched it the day after it came out to celebrate my birthday. Besides the cup tests, these are my top three stunts.
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Happy Birthday Rachel Wolfson, the first official female Jackass!! From the electric lollipop to the scorpion Botox, you can brave anything. 🦂
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Jackass Weekly Horoscopes (January 15-21, 2024)
Since last week was just a test astrology post for Jackass, I decided to include not only the main cast, but also associated crew members.
Aries (March 21-April 19) ♈🔥
April Margera: 3/28/1956
By the time Venus in Sagittarius squares Neptune in Pisces on Friday the 19th, April will have realized that what she wants isn't always what she gets in real life. Therefore, this week will predict an improvement in socialization as Pluto enters her social zone over the weekend.
Taurus (April 20-May 20) ♉🌿
Wee Man: 5/16/1973
Mercury in Capricorn will trine Jupiter in Wee Man's sign, Taurus on Friday, leading to a gain in knowledge three weeks into 2024, whereas the sun enters Aquarius and his professional life on Saturday. Consequently, this pint-sized troublemaker will be ready to conquer his lifelong endeavors throughout the rest of the month.
Gemini (May 21-June 20) ♊🍃
Raab Himself: 5/21/1980; Rick Kosick: 5/25/1967; Ryan Dunn: 6/11/1977-6/20/2011; Steve-O: 6/13/1974
Geminis are known for their curiosity and socialization, but taking time to communicate with loved ones during the week will strengthen their connection with them. Furthermore, their naturally adventurous demeanor will peak on Saturday with the sun in Aquarius and new beginnings arising.
Cancer (June 21-July 22) ♋🌊
Phil Margera: 7/13/1957; Chris Pontius: 7/16/1974
Both Phil's and Party Boy's love lives will receive a boost from the sextile of Neptune in Pisces and sun in Capricorn, and the sun in Aquarius will further change them, physically and mentally. Pluto's entrance into their transformation zones on Saturday the 20th gives them an opportunity to balance both light and dark.
Leo (July 23-August 22) ♌🔥
Preston Lacy: 8/14/1969
Preston will kick off the week with a few life changes with the sun in Capricorn and Neptune in Pisces (e.g., walking once a day) for an eventual mental transformation. Likewise, the sun's entry in Aquarius and Pluto in his partnership zone will both bring Preston new enemies, allies, and possible love interests.
Virgo (August 23-September 22) ♍🌿
Jeff Tremaine: 9/4/1966; Lance Bangs: 9/4/1972; Zach Holmes: 9/11/1991
Mercury in Capricorn trinesJupiter in Taurus on Friday, making for a perfect time to begin new projects, focus on hobbies, and/or visit a movie theater for inspiration. After all, these risk-taking Virgos should begin some healthy habits like cooking or baking now that 2024 is almost three weeks in.
Libra (September 23-October 22)♎🍃
Bam Margera: 9/28/1979; Jasper Dolphin: 9/28/1990; Poopies: 10/21/1986
A possibility of deception befalls these Libras when Venus in Sagittarius trines Neptune in Pisces on Friday, though the sun in Aquarius compensates for paranoia by means of creativity. Therefore, a balance of passion, intellect, and romantic abilities make for one reinvented definition of needs.
Scorpio (October 23-November 21) ♏🌊
Brandon DiCamillo: 11/15/1976
DiCo's creative projects will tide him over for the week because Mercury in Capricorn sextiles Saturn in Pisces on Thursday, giving him endless ideas to plot out. The heart of winter is also a good time for focusing on personal life as well with the sun entering Aquarius and his home zone on Saturday along with Pluto in Aquarius aiding in family conflict.
Sagittarius (November 22-December 21) ♐🔥
Danger Ehren: 11/29/1976; Eric Manaka: 12/9/1999; Brandon Novak: 12/10/1978
Venus in these three people's sign squares Neptune in Pisces on Friday, so a slew of long-buried secrets resurfaces for them to attempt to solve their own problems along with those of some other people. When the sun and Pluto enter Aquarius enter their communication zones over the weekend, Ehren will be the most affected by this alignment due to his recent real estate ventures.
Capricorn (December 22-January 19) ♑🌿
Dave England: 12/30/1969
On Thursday the 18th, Mercury in Dave's sign sextiles Saturn in Pisces, resulting in an ideal day for a chat due to his ease in conversation. Capricorn season concludes with the sun in Aquarius and his value zone and Pluto leaving his sign for Aquarius, giving him plenty of time to focus on wealth.
Aquarius (January 20-February 18) ♒🍃
Rake Yohn: 1/20/1975; Rachel Wolfson: 1/23/1987
Potential growth is in both Rake's and Rachel's favors as Saturday begins their season with the sun moving into their sign, meaning that self-acceptance is the goal for the week and, by extension, their season. As Pluto moves into their sign the same day, this trying period will result from shedding their negative and traditional mindsets.
Pisces: (February 19-March 20) ♓🌊
Dimitry Elyashkevich: 2/25/1975; Johnny Knoxville: 3/11/1971
The third week of 2024 begins on a dreamy note for Dimitry and Knoxville with the sextile of the sun in Capricorn and Neptune in their sign, leading to visions of how the rest of the year will go for them. As the sun in Aquarius and Pluto enter their subconscious zones on Saturday, meditation can alleviate any mental stress, especially Knoxville due in no small part to his countless injuries over the years.
What does your outlook look like this week? Link
#jackass#astrology#danger ehren#johnny knoxville#ryan dunn#bam margera#steve o#chris pontius#dave england#preston lacy#wee man
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Jackass weekly horoscopes for January 8-14, 2024
I haven't done a real Jackass-themed horoscope before, so I contacted Weekly Horoscope: January 8–14, 2024 | Horoscope.com for each of the members, new and old.
Wee Man: May 16, 1973 ♉🌿
The littlest member of the cast will seek new adventures during the new moon in Capricorn, though he might have some trouble focusing on just one path as the week progresses. Therefore, a little reading may help remedy his creativity slump during the weekend expansion zone.
Ryan Dunn: June 11, 1977-June 20, 2011 ♓🍃
During his precious time on Earth, our Random Hero was witty and charming despite his reckless demeanor with the way he aided his closest friend Bam Margera in their pranks and stunts. Until his last days, Dunn loved to socialize with his castmates on and off set.
Steve-O: June 13, 1974 ♓🍃
As the most recognizable cast member besides Knoxville, Steve-O should use this week to empower himself and his close circle of friends regardless of how strong his relationships with his loved ones. Over the next two weeks, his love life may reach its peak upon Mercury rising so that he'll find out what his lover really means in the fine print.
Chris Pontius: July 16, 1974 ♋🌊
The new moon in Capricorn is the perfect time for Party Boy to venture outside his comfort zone in all aspects of life: personal, professional, and creative. One slight constructive criticism, however, is that he could improve his trust skills depending on confidence level.
Preston Lacy: August 14, 1969 ♌🔥
No matter how productive he's been since the new year began last week, Preston's productivity faces a major boost with the new moon in Capricorn. Watch out for signs of jealousy, though, because the weekend will bring the oldest Jackass star to realize he doesn't need to compare other people's values to his own.
Zach Holmes: September 11, 1991 ♍🌿
By the time the new moon in Capricorn comes around, this Jackass newcomer will have wasted no time enjoying a plethora of activities along with making some new friends. Much like Leos, however, Zach could fall victim to jealousy as 2024 progresses, so creating new projects could compensate for that.
Bam Margera: September 28, 1979; Jasper Dolphin: September 28, 1990; and Poopies: October 21, 1986 ♎🍃
Not one, not two, but three Libras represent the Jackass crew, two of them-Bam and Jasper-sharing a birthday 11 years apart, making this weekend the right time for Bam to invest in his sobriety by skateboarding in his free time, like he has been the past few months. As for both Jasper and Poopies, both newbies could balance self-care and help with others.
Danger Ehren: November 29, 1976; and Eric Manaka: December 9, 1999 ♐🔥
Two weeks after Christmas, the Jackass Forever MVP and the British unknown seek improvement in their financial journeys. If they shift their attention onto themselves instead of their rivals, both Sagittarians will momentarily master their investment skills by the next week.
Dave England: December 30, 1969 ♑🌿
New beginnings await Dave England as 2024's first full moon approaches. Therefore, reinventing himself by overcoming harsh realities of various aspects of his life can lead to a gradual boost of self-esteem over the next two weeks.
Rachel Wolfson: January 23, 1987 ♒🍃
As someone who shares a star sign as me, Rachel is just as daring as me, if not more so. However, even she could use a little downtime on her ever-active stand-up comedy schedule by reducing any negative aspects by the time Mercury enters her subconscious zone on Saturday.
Johnny Knoxville: March 11, 1971 ♓🌊
I saved the best member for last because Knoxville is worthy of discovering what he really wants in life. The real goal for this weekend's Mercury rising, however, is for him to help reach and modify his goals and aspirations for the first quarter of 2024.
#jackass#horoscope#wee man#ryan dunn#steve o#chris pontius#preston lacy#zach holmes#bam margera#jasper dolphin#poopies#danger ehren#eric manaka#dave england#rachel wolfson#johnny knoxville
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Asking Alexandria astrology
First post of 2024 will focus on the members and their life path numbers according to Astrostyle.
Ben Bruce: October 31, 1988 ♏
Life path number: 3 + 1 + 1 + 0 + 1 + 9 + 8 + 8 = 31; 3 + 1 = 4
Ben's life path number is 4, meaning that he works hard not only to drive the band forward in their goals, but also to support his family. In fact, Ben also teaches his four children life lessons he learned when he was younger.
James Cassells: December 27, 1988 ♑
Life path number: 2 + 7 + 1 + 2 + 1 + 9 + 8 + 8 = 38; 3 + 8 = 11 (Master number 11/2)
As a master number 11/2, James brings a higher vibration that brings him to bring artistic force and healing to both his bandmates and his family. The more intense a challenge, the more he'll prepare to aid other people in similar issues.
Cameron Liddell: June 13, 1989 ♊
Life path number: 1 + 3 + 6 + 1 + 9 + 8 + 9 = 37; 3 + 7 = 10; 1 + 0 = 1
Despite being the quiet one of the band, Cameron's status a life path number 1 gives him the opportunity to improve his creativity, confidence, and ultimately independence as a guitarist. Over time, this gentle giant will gradually rise in his creative output as a person so he can eventually share leadership skills with Danny--or so I think.
Danny Worsnop: September 4, 1990 ♍
4 + 9 + 1 + 9 + 9 + 0 = 32; 3 + 2 = 5
Danny is no stranger to adventure with his number 5 life path thanks to his versatile vocal abilities--from angry, harsh growls to a coherent baritone with each record he puts out. In fact, he has the chance to try lots of new activities when he's not touring with his Asking Alexandria bandmates.
Sam Bettley: February 19, 1991 ♓
1 + 9 + 2 + 1 + 9 + 9 + 1 = 32; 3 + 2 = 5
Since he has the same life path number as Danny, Sam is just as, if not more courageous on and off the road. Sam is also the youngest of the band, for he loves venturing towards other interests such as woodworking and painting.
#asking alexandria#astrology#life path#danny worsnop#ben bruce#cameron liddell#sam bettley#james cassells
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A day late, but Merry Christmas to the Jackass fandom and cast, along with a happy new year! 🎅🏻🦌
#jackass#johnny knoxville#steve o#chris pontius#dave england#ehren mcghehey#ryan dunn#bam margera#preston lacy#wee man
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First time I've ever done a poll here, so without further ado, I decided on which member is the most attractive to me. However, I honestly couldn't decide on just one member but the whole band equally. ❤️🔥
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Happy birthday Danger Ehren!!! ❤️🔥
#jackass#danger ehren#ehren mcghehey#saw below deck mediterranean s8 episodes 5 and 6 last month#just there for ehren
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Jackass as The Little Mermaid, Part 2
Couldn't keep the smaller players a secret anymore, so I cast the rest of the Jackass cast as more characters from The Little Mermaid.
Dave England as Grimsby
Did you expect the guy with a crap-tastic sense of humor to play Princess Rachel/Prince Eric's second-in-command? I just cast him as such for a joke.
Bam Margera and Ryan Dunn as Flotsam and Jetsam
Just like Dunn and Bam were the best of friends, Flotsam and Jetsam, the sneaky, conniving eel duo, assist Preston/Ursula in her infinitely deranged plan to thwart Ehren/Ariel's plan to fall in love with Rachel/Eric.
All the rest of the new cast members besides Rachel as Ariel's sisters...er, siblings
Because Zach, Poopies, Eric Manaka, and Jasper didn't have that much screentime apart as much as they all did combined, the boys have a significantly smaller role in the Little Mermaid imagine in spite of Poopies' status as a surfer and Jasper's body surfing and chair surfing stunts in Jackass Forever.
#jackass#jackass forever#dave england#ryan dunn#bam margera#poopies#jasper dolphin#zach holmes#eric manaka#the little mermaid#i could hardly think of anything else at this point lol
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Jackass as The Little Mermaid, Part 1: The Main Players
Lately, my friend and I have been associating the Jackass cast as characters from my favorite Disney film, The Little Mermaid. Here's who plays who.
Danger Ehren as Ariel
First of all, Ehren's the MVP of Jackass Forever--and my heart, so I just had to cast him as the one and only Ariel. Besides, he's the merman of my dreams.
Rachel Wolfson as Prince Eric
Rachel's the first REAL female Jackass, so I paired her with the MVP of my heart. In fact, she has such courage that I should call her Sailor Princess Rachel!
Johnny Knoxville as Sebastian
Knoxville, the original leader of the crew voiced Johnny Krill on a SpongeBob episode, should play Sebastian because both krill and crabs are crustaceans. Enough said.
Wee Man as Flounder
The smallest OG member is none other than Flounder, the adorable blue and yellow fish that gives both the original film and the live-action version a run for their money. Wee Man and Knoxville are Ehren's two BFFs, land or sea.
Steve-O as Scuttle
Just like Scuttle the seagull learns about the human world, Steve-O knows a lot about the dangerous stunts he's performed over the past 20+ years of Jackass. When it comes to Ehren's visits to the surface world, he's no scuttlebutt about the objects Ehren finds.
Chris Pontius as King Triton
Party Boy not only knows how to, well, party on land, but he can serve up a storm underwater as well. Hell, Pontius is my second favorite member after Ehren for a reason.
Preston Lacy as Ursula
Although Preston and Wee Man are besties in real life, Preston makes a brilliant Ursula because not only does he deserve a greater role in the stunts he performs, but also because he could play a villainous character.
Part 2: The Minor Roles coming soon!
#danger ehren#rachel wolfson#johnny knoxville#wee man#steve o#chris pontius#preston lacy#jackass#the little mermaid
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Thought of the day:
Asking Alexandria should have more fanfictions on the web, especially about Cameron and/or Danny because they're my two favorite members.
What're you waiting for? Danny's the leader and Cameron's a shy, quiet underdog. Just look into Cameron's rich, dark brown eyes and see how expressive they are!
These two men hold a place in my rockstar heart.
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The entire OG Jackass cast has only gotten better with age--except for Bam. ❤️🔥❤️🔥
#jackass#johnny knoxville#steve o#chris pontius#ryan dunn#bam margera#wee man#dave england#danger ehren#preston lacy
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