I'm so sorry guys, I thought I made a post saying I was busy with work and I'll be back, but I accidentally drafted it... So yeah, I'm ok, just busy with work....my bad guys. :/
Everyone’s dead, earth is on fire, the survivors are copies of mind transfers traveling space via satellite , and you accidentally killed your best friend.
The second best pun I’ve ever encountered in the wild was when I was walking down the street in a “hip” part of Seattle and saw a couple of Budweiser cans thrown into a bush. And I said to a random stranger walking nearby “damn, the local beer harvest is really poor this year”. And the random stranger responded “give it time, they’re only buds”.
me applyin 2 jobs but they all need 3500 years of experiences and in my past life I was a plague ridden medieval count who lived alone in a gothic castle in the Carpathian mountains so my work exp is not relevant to like, retail
terrifying monstrosity: who could possibly love me when I am a terrifying monstrosity
me, stretched out on the table in front of them with a rose between my teeth: well
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