beetleboycreations
beetle boy
commissions now open! just a 29 year old trans guy bitten by the musical theater bug. 98% coffee, 2% existential dread. i make art and post about beetlejuice. 18+ to be safe.
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『tell us the secret』
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Adam: Why is everyone so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly, I’d just be excited to have a bunk bed.
Beetlejuice: .....
Beetlejuice: I'm gonna tell him.
Y/n: Don't you dare.
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You know you're a monsterfucker when Beetlejuice is suddenly a Thing again after many, many years and you look at him think, "Yeah, I'd still totally hit that."
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Your honour, I admit that I do have a superiority complex over not watching Disney "live action" remakes, but in my defense, I am right
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ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be a stressed adult male protagonist splashing water on his face in the bathroom
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I was today years old when I learned that when you type "otp: true" in AO3 search results it filters out fics with additional ships, leaving only the fics where your otp is the main ship
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Don’t Mind Me Sharing these pictures of BJ/Alex In Lydia’s dress bc he looks SO pretty in it
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He is simply my pretty wife, I’m the breadwinner and he’s my little wifey
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Someone keep Alex Brightman away from girls with bob cuts.
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My family has started calling my cat "the beast" which is very funny considering she's a 19yo arthritic old lady who needs help up and down the stairs. Not to mention she doesn't really meow any more, just sits and stares at you, and im the only one who can reliably guess what she wants, so my parents are constantly messaging me "The beast awakens... I know not what she desires 😥😥" i feel like the chosen prophet of an eldritch god
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things i headcanon Crowley invented:
only one sock disappearing in the washer/dryer. you know the one
youtube ads
gum on shoes
that one wobbly wheel on every shopping cart
you know when you're in traffic and one lane is going faster than the one you're in, so you switch to that one, but now this one's going slower than the other? that. it's one he often regrets.
back when wired earbuds were a thing - only one of them going bad
Nessie - an accident. he went swimming in his snake form once and someone took a blurry picture
unsynced audio or subtitles on media
pineapple on pizza - he did it to piss of Aziraphale
instagram poetry
pens/markers than run out of ink by the 3rd day (i'm looking at you Sharpies)
airplane food
the very common phenomenon when you forget your old password, go to reset it, and then get told your "new password can't be the same as your old password"
long red light/short green light
shower knobs that can't ever get the right temperature, it's either 3rd degree burns or hypothermia
crocs
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My aesthetic: when you take off your glasses on a highway and all the lights go soft and smudged, a trail of amber behind you like a quiet afterthought
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Post corrections/clarifications are my favorite genre of humor: a compilation
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