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everyone on tumblr rn for some reason
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a good sumerian inexplicably donated five packs of 500 temporary tattoos to the classroom, each pack featuring identical pictures of a different invasive species of bug
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suck him good n hard thru his platemail
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beetlebards · 3 months
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calling explicit content spicy is so cringe i can't handle it
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beetlebards · 4 months
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hurr hurr I'm a human body hurr hurr I'm gonna solve all my problems using mucus
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beetlebards · 5 months
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Medieval mew mews
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we miss you cato come back
i have been dead since 46 bce
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beetlebards · 7 months
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none of these words are in the necronomicon
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beetlebards · 8 months
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This is so real
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beetlebards · 8 months
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The Animal Ever. You Love The Animal
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Please Look At The Most Animal. It Is Looking At You
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beetlebards · 8 months
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beetlebards · 8 months
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beetlebards · 10 months
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maidens if you are going to flee dramatically from my castle in the middle of the night once i reveal my true nature to you please leave your candelabra on the little ledge by the portcullis we are running out of them
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beetlebards · 10 months
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strawberry picking 💫🍓
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beetlebards · 1 year
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beetlebards · 1 year
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thinkinh about them thinking about them
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