all my haters become gators when I travel through the bayou of success

What do you mean you dont like my awesome biting?

nothing in the world makes me more evil than just being kind of annoyed

must be nice to be able to let things go, unfortunately everything that has ever happened to me never leaves my mind

the prince smokes a big fucking blunt that is way too large for him because he's 5cm tall and also ichigo is there because i think they'd be chill with it

I used your bathroom 15 times last night… yeah. Toilet’s gone basically. Worn down to a nub

sorry I didn't mean to start tearing up as soon as I start trying to talk about my feelings, my bad

There are only two ways to wake up early 1)Go to bed early 2) Not enough sleep Why do you keep thinking there’s a third way there is no third way it’s a Two option system it’s a span of time you can shift it backwards or you can shorten it you can’t do anything else. Just shift it backward all you have to do is shift it backward you aren’t Losijf your day because you went to bed early you Get More Tomorrow it’s math baby it’s just counting don’t fall for the long open hours of the night baby they aren’t good to you like the sunrise is listen to me girl

stardew valley is crazy because imagine moving to a town with a population of like 28 or something and 12 of those people are bisexual and Want You

Getting to know me isn't easy, but is it worth it? Also, no.

sorry for being intense about everything, it’ll happen again

getting home is so epic it's like lol i'm home

i got a semiotic parasite and now the space between my name and what my name signifies is all inflamed and itchy

girl help they are making me do my job at work

Did you think about me today or do I have to be more annoying?

“you’re so chill” thanks i grew up around people that did not care about my opinion so i simply do not express it even if i am uncomfortable

Just found out I was thirsty not by receiving a signal from my body about it but by dozing off and dreaming about cold water from different alluring angles. This is great. I think all my wants and needs should be revealed to me this way