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The way I would absolutely demolish Wesker rn. Like, I would tear that man to pieces, completely eradicate him from existence. He's so hot and for what? Me to not obliterate him?
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Someone please teach me how to be good at resident evil. I'm awful at survival horror, but I bought it anyways :(
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Tbh deleting reddit was probably the second best thing I could have done for my mental health
The first thing being quitting my job and running away to live in the wilderness with the unspeakable horrors.
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I think I'm hilarious
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supporting artists and writers and humans in general is so important actually. leave a few comments or give a nice compliment to those who have touched your soul. so important actually
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Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Devil May Cry Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Rape/Non-Con Relationships: Kyrie/Nero (Devil May Cry), Dante/Lady (Devil May Cry), Dante & Vergil (Devil May Cry), Dante & Nero (Devil May Cry), Nero & Vergil (Devil May Cry) Characters: Dante (Devil May Cry), Vergil (Devil May Cry), Lady (Devil May Cry), Nero (Devil May Cry), Kyrie (Devil May Cry), Nico (Devil May Cry) Additional Tags: Canon-Typical Violence, Implied/Referenced Rape/Non-con, Trans Male Character, Uncle Dante (Devil May Cry), Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD Summary:
The nightmares Nero has suffered since the twin's return have finally landed him in therapy. At the doctor's recommendation, he tries to navigate the new family dynamics that were sprung on him only months before. Doing so leads him to uncover the truth about the circumstances around his birth.
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Dewey Riley NSFW alphabet
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A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
You can expect to be absolutely pampered by Dewey after you're both done. He'll go the full nine yards: cleaning you up with a damp washcloth, getting you a glass of water, putting on TV or music as background noise, and holding onto you until one of you passes out.
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
If you asked Dewey he'd say he's into personality but he does have a weak spot for a nice pair of thighs to put his head between. As for himself he's fond of his hands, or more so the way you react to them.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
He has a small thing for cumming on you, whether it be your chest or your face, it always gets him going for round 2.
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
Although it'd take some time before he admits it, he loves when you take the reins and wouldn't mind getting dominated. He'll never say it outside of the bedroom for fear that word would get back to the guys at the station,
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
He's probably had a small handful of flings and past relationships that didn't work out. He's well versed in the vanilla but wouldn't mind someone to teach him new tricks.
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
Dewey is a little bit of a sap, he likes missionary mostly because he likes to look into your eyes and hold you as you both come undone. Other than that he'd be up for you riding him every now and then.
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
He'll goof around with you all throughout foreplay but as soon as the pants come off he's dead serious with you, man switches into the most hopeless romantic and turns into putty in your hands.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
Much like his face Dewey does carry some hair down there as well. While it's a little wild he at least has the decency to trim the bush every now and then.
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
As stated above Dewey is a complete and total hopeless romantic. Everything he does is to please you, both in bed and out of. Because of this it's no surprise how many times he'll tell you he loves you during and afterwards.
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
Dewey is about average in the masturbation department. Whenever he's away from you and needs you he'll take care of himself as discreetly as possible. It's hard when you're his main outlet of blowing off some stress from work.
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
This man for sure has a praise kink on both sides. Tell him how good he is and he'll simply melt. On the flip side he'll be praising you on anything and everything in the seconds up to him cumming.
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
Dewey is a very private person when it comes to his sex life. He'll be hesitant to do anything outside the bedroom. However once you guys get a place together he'll be more open to activities in other places.
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
Seeing his partner in any sort of domestic situation sends his heart into a frenzy. After all this time and things he's been through, nothing gets him going more than seeing his partner safe and happy. Put on an old shirt of his and make some breakfast in the morning and you'll be pushed against the kitchen counter in no time. That and a little sexy lingerie never hurt.
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
Anything that hurts his partner. Dewey would be hesitant to try anything bdsm related outside of maybe some handcuffs and some (light) spanking.
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
He doesn't mind receiving, especially after a long day at the station, but his favorite has to be giving. He's a little lacking in the skill department at first but once he get the hang of things he'll be getting your hips bucking.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
Depending on the situation and how hard work's been on him Dewey could do either. While be prefers it slow and sensual, sometimes sitting at the station thinking of coming home to you can roughen things up a bit.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
Dewey isn't too fond of quickies. When you guys do have sex he wants to take you slowly and make sure you're both satisfied. However, when he's working a more serious case and isn't home for very long, quickies become a must to keep him sane.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
Dewey is often nervous about trying new things. If it's something that he knows you'll enjoy or have been fantasizing about for a while he'll always give it a shot.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
He can last a good 30-45 minutes per round when he's getting sensual with it. When given breaks between he can go for around 3 rounds.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
Dewey doesn't have any toys for himself but he wouldn't be opposed to cuffing him or you to the bed for a round if you brought it up.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
He can defiantly be a little bit of a tease during foreplay or when giving oral but once he gets down to business he can't stand the thought of making you wait.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
The SOUNDS this man makes are absolutely divine. You probably won't hear much the first couple of times you guys do it, but after he grows more comfortable and secure with you he'll grunt and whine, especially between praises when you're riding him.
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
Dewey has a small (giant) thing for marking you up. Once he gets more confidant he'll be leaving hickeys all over your neck and thighs.
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
He's around 5.9" when fully erect, uncut.
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
He's pretty average but when work gets stressful he'll definitely need you a little more.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
He's out as soon as he knows you're satisfied and safe.
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(OOC: In light of recent events, I would like to make one thing very clear. Anti-semistim of any kind on this blog will not fucking be tolerated. And I mean that. If any of you are playing that fucking H*rry P*tter game despite knowing full well about the harmful stereotypes it perpetuates, despite hearing Jewish communities tell you how it's harmful and turning a blind eye to it anyway, unfollow me right the fuck now.
YOU ARE NOT FUCKING WELCOME HERE.
I will not be going into details on what happened, but I stand by the point I've made from day fucking one on this blog. This is a space for fun, but I will not tolerate bigots. I will not tolerate hate.)
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-Sparda bros when their s/o gets hurt-
Dante
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Dante's secret is he's always in papa bear mode. He's always keeping an eye on the ones he cares about, even though he doesn't like to admit it. You found yourself to the mercy of a large demon, you tried to dodge it's attack, but you were too late. The large creature lunged at you and managed to take a large chunk outta your leg.
Dante was there the millisecond he heard you scream in agony. Giving you a speedy look over and deciding you weren't dead he made quick work of the demon that hurt you. With a couple swift jabs it was done for, leaving him to care for you.
"Are you crazy? You could've been killed!" Dante says in an irritated tone while looking over your leg. You were bleeding quite a bit, not anything you couldn't pull through though. He pulled you close and kissed the top of your head before examining your wound. After a little back and forth you convinced him you'll be okay and were not going to flop over dead.
"If you say so darlin'," he says swooping you up into his arms bridal style, "I'm not entirely convinced you're not going to explode though." After Dante takes you back to be checked out by someone more medically component than him you can expect pampering of the highest quality. He'll clean the shop, order pizza, and attend to your every need.
That night though, after he thinks you've gone to sleep you'll feel him wrap his arm around your waist and pull your closer before whispering into your neck
"You really scared the shit outta me today kid."
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Vergil is often much harder to read than than his brother, but that doesn't mean impossible. One thing is for certain, he is high-key protective of everything he cares for, in this case you. You two were out on a mission when a demon grabbed you by the arm and yanked you up. Instantly the pain traveled up to your shoulder and back, a yelp of pain leaving your lips.
Summoned swords quickly flew towards the demon holding you captive and Vergil raced to catch you before you hit the ground. You shuttered in pain as Vergil sat there with you for a moment, holding you to his chest, not daring to move as if you were cracked porcelain.
"You need to be more careful, you could have been ripped in half," he spat, still cradling you to him. Although you insure him you're okay to walk he insists he carries you to the nearest medical professional, "Just in case you're hurt somewhere else," he explains.
Once you're taken care of he won't let you out of his sight as you heal. This means sitting with him on the couch, him making you all your meals, and him attempting to follow you even to the bathroom. Vergil feels the need to ensure you're safe in every little daily activity you do now.
A few nights later, you and Vergil fell asleep on the couch, that is until you wake up to him holding you close to him and whispering into your hairline,
"I can't lose you too, I don't know what I'd do without you..."
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Sparda boys Vs. A crush
I saw a few other people do this so I figured I'd give my two cents. I'm hoping to write more often so if there's something you'd wanna see my requests are open :)
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While Dante has the reputation of a player, when he starts to fall he falls hard.
It'll start out innocent enough, he thinks about them a lot, will often worry about them when they're away, typical golden retriever man stuff.
He'll always bring them up in conversation or, when talking to them, will bring up him thinking about them.
"Last night I saw this movie, the lead totally reminded me of you-"
Dante will take every chance he can to flirt with them.
Even if they're just passing by he has to tell them how much he likes the outfit they're wearing or the way they did their hair.
When Lady and Trish tease him for being so infatuated he'll deny it vehemently.
"We're just friends, I talk to everyone like that!" "Uh huh, you totally tell everyone they look sexy eating pizza Dante."
Has no idea how down bad he is until one night he's cranking one out and their image pops into his head.
One thing's for sure, the post nut clarity is a bitch slap of truth this time.
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Unlike Dante, Vergil is a much harder nut to crack (hah)
He catches himself falling hard and fast before he can show it externally
He'll immediately emotionally withdraw himself once he realizes how he feels. Of course he cares about them, that's why he has to keep them away.
Although he emotionally distanced himself, he can't physically stay away from them.
This only worsens his internal struggle, and soon enough he'll start making excuses in his head to justify staying around them.
"If I don't flirt with them then there's no harm done, talking about books over tea never hurt anyone" "I don't care about them anymore, they'll only get hurt, but it'll hurt them too if I skip lunch with them tomorrow."
This continues until he reaches his final conclusion, "I can be strong enough to protect them this time."
From that point on he'll take the secret admirer route, leaving small gifts and notes, mostly poems, for them to find.
Vergil will take note of things they tell him to add in later. They mention their favorite candy? You bet they're gonna find a small package with a hand written note later that night.
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It's really not too hard to tell when Nero has a crush.
While he's considered the most level headed of the three, he's also the one who can't seem to find his footing when he's down bad.
He'll become a blushy mess whenever they're around. (Nico likes to tease him about how his ears turn red)
He's so desperate to win them over he'll take advice from anyone, even Dante (big mistake).
Bad pickup line after bad pickup line, he tries his best.
He'll try to get as close to them as possible, mentally noting down every detail about them and their life.
He'll try to go the same route as Vergil but will soon get impatient (both with coming up with good notes and how long it's taking)
After a while he finds it easiest to just be honest about how he feels.
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To celebrate my return I thought I would post a small WIP for dmc I've been working on.
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Vergil laid in bed, his eyes fixated on the water damaged ceilings of Devil May Cry. Dante’s music could be heard softly playing from the jukebox downstairs. It has only been a few weeks since the twins had returned from hell. Vergil himself had yet to settle into the new life that he was thrown into upon the Qliphoth. Only a few weeks ago Vergil had been gifted the information that he was a father. This fact was of course paired with a swift kick in the ass.
As the man laid in the musty room, his mind ran wild. He was shown scenes from his past that he longed to suppress. The visions of monsters, fire and his loved ones' deaths had plagued his mind for days. The smell of the upstairs room in devil may cry brought forth forgotten memories of the stale dungeon he spent time in, located on an island he had visited many years ago. In a round-about way he was brought back to the topic his conscience tried so desperately to avoid.
This thought alone is what chained the half-devil to the seclusion of the bedroom. The matter in question was quite easy to explain. It was this: Vergil had known about Nero all along. In fact Vergil was present for Nero’s birth. Sort of. While the topic may be simple to explain, Vergil’s feelings were not. The resurfaced memories held no comfort for the man. The cries of an infant, taking its first breath, filled Vergil’s mind. The few jumbled memories his broken mind was able to salvage brought him no comfort.
Vergil was too engrossed in his thoughts to notice the music from downstairs had stopped. However, what he did notice was the energy he felt from the younger twin had changed, shifted. This had pulled Vergil out of his thoughts and caused him to choke back a sob. The silver haired man had not even grasped the fact that he had been the one crying, for he assumed the gasping and sniffling had been from his memories, afterall devils don’t cry, Dante had gently rapped on the door, calling his brother’s name in a concerned tone. Vergil quickly used the sleeve of his coat to wipe the dampness from his eyes before getting up and cracking the door slightly.
The twins stared at each other through the crack in the door. The tenson quickly grew as neither of them spoke, Dante because he had not expected Vergil to open the door, and Vergil because there was nothing left for him to say.
“You doing okay in there Chief?” The younger twin said after he felt enough time was filled by the awkward silence. Vergil grunted in response and moved to shut the door but was stopped by Dante’s hand on the door frame. “Vergil, you know I’m not good with that mushy crap.” Dante said, his eyes inspecting the dirty floorboards in the hallway, “But I know you’re taking what the kid said pretty hard. Talk to him, it would be good for both of ya.”
Vergil glanced back into the mildew filled bedroom his brother had excitedly placed him after their return. “No,” Vergil replied in a soft tone. He closed the door, hearing his brother’s exasperated sigh from the other side.
Despite only speaking with his son a handful of times after he and Dante returned, he would find himself standing on Nero’s doorstep only a week later.
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I hope ya'll like it, I'll hopefully post the full piece on Ao3 here soon. Thanks to everyone who supported me writing and posting again! I don't know where I'd be without ya'll
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A good pupper getting make-up done on the set of Resident Evil
Ripped from Resident Evil Deluxe Edition DVD
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leftist antisemites are really everywhere on this hellsite making & reblogging their posts like “the Jews have too much power and privilege and actually their very recent genocide was not that bad compared to what my group experiences and antisemitism doesn’t even exist in my country and especially not in liberal spaces”
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I have no idea if you're as into rock/metal as I am but hear me out.
https://youtu.be/99j0zLuNhi8
Vergil-Nero song.
JADE!!!
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How dare you put water in my eyes?!?!?!?!?
I used to listen to Creed a lot as a teen so I knew the song as soon as it came up. I held it together really well until the line “I hope he’s not like me” and the water works started 😭
Well done, my friend. Well done!
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I'm so tired of inc*st shippers acting like they're innocent. Y'all are fucking gross and ya need to stop getting mad when people point that out. 😒
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