“Out of the 6 of you Joestars that are here I only think that 3 of you deserve to live and be protected.” Darius said as he grabbed Giorno, Josuke and Jonathan. “The two Kujos and the trickster can rot for all I care.” (ask-darius-brando)

@ask-darius-brando

Pucci called, he wants his clothes back. - Jolyne

Go get ‘em, Jiijii. - Jotaro

Tickle Scientist- Today is my birthday! To celebrate, and because I forgot all you guys' birthdays (sorry), I'm giving everyone presents! Jonathan gets a package of chocolate tea (there's a specialty chocolate place where I live that sells it- it's made out of cacao hulls). Erina gets the ability to see and interact with Stands for a day. Caesar gets a hamon scarf, and Joseph gets a signed copy of Battle Tendency (To be continued...).

can jotaros hat show little emojis or just words

Also, why is everyone focused on insulting Josuke's hair? Where's the creativity? People have compared Josuke's hair to steak and Giorno's to donuts, but nobody noticed that Jolyne has pretzel hair? Nobody's told Jotaro "You need to either comb your hat or take off your hair," or asked Joseph "is that the world's worst case of bedhead or are you just happy to see me?" Or told Speedwagon that hats are for covering , not cutting, hair? C'mon anons, let's have some variety! - Tickle Scientist

Girls absolutely loooove the bedhead look, okay? It’s stylish as fuck then and it’s still stylish as fuck now! - Joseph

So when are we gonna get the combs out of Jotaro-san’s hair? I need them - Josuke

People keep insulting Josuke's hairstyle, but I honestly think it's really admirable how much effort he's willing to put into showing respect for the man who saved his life. -Tickle Scientist

Yeah, now if he could only NOT put that much effort in doing it in the morning when everyone else needs the bathroom too. - Joseph

Sucks to suck, old man! Who asked you to get a house with only one bathroom, huh? - Josuke

As the anon who sent the Arthur Weasley comment, I was trying to say that the rock had a brain. I certainly wasn't going to imply any of the Joestars had one (unless you're counting Erina by marriage and Caesar because he and Joseph are pretty much brothers now).

gee i wonder where all their braincells went

Honestly, it's adorable how Jotaro tries to act cool, like everyone doesn't already know he's the biggest dork in the house. And this house includes Jonathan "My cooking turns potatoes into car tires" Joestar, Joseph "Crossdressing is Plan A" Joestar, and Josuke "I spend my allowance on designer school uniforms" Hishigakata, so that's a truly impressive level of dweebery we're talking about.

Um... what?

see, im a dumbass who only just realized that last post should have gone to my main instead of here - side effect of not checking where im posting on mobile, rip

that said im slowly trying to get back into the swing of things, tho not like there really is much of a swing i suppose, so sorry about that!

HE DID IT HE LOOKS LIKE A NERD I LOVE HIM SO MUCH

got cucked by 5.3 hahahahaaa

[Volume List Submitter]- Aw crap, I forgot more volumes? Which ones were they?

dont worry about it lmaoooo the major ones youve already gotten, the rest are little showings here and there, not that inportant ouob youve done a hell of a job getting most of them already tho!

[The volume list submitter]- It's nice to be complimented for the work, but really all I can think of right now is that I forgot volume 53. Oh well, I still have no idea what was going on with that one.

53 is where giorno can see ghosts, and two rather noisy ghosts seem to haunt him all the time (although the showing of the volume itself got uhh... derailed, so unfortunately it doesnt make a lot of sense in the backlog)

Alright, Josuke. I'll admit, I got a little carried away, and I'm sorry. But I really am curious about the physical sensitivity of Stands and how it links to their users, and Crazy Diamond is similar enough to Star Platinum to give good data. How about a compromise- you participate in the experiment and I give you a magical container of hair gel that only you can open? If the answer's still no, I understand. I'll just go plan a more elaborate trap for Dio.

Look, anon. Even if you get me a tub of hairgel that only I can open, I’ll bet you five bucks Giorno will somehow find his way into it at the end of the day, and I won’t have enough to use tomorrow morning. - Josuke

Joseph, please tell me that's 'I actually don't know how I did what I did' and not 'I absolutely did achieve Heaven Ascension but I don't want to tell you about it'. If it's the latter, be warned that us anons are very curious creatures, and have nothing better to do than to harass you until we get our answers.

Requiem or Ascension, I’ve no idea which, anyway. All I did was make a wish and it came true, that’s that. - Joseph

Volume 17 summary - BestBoy and the Ink Machine

you aren’t wrong there either xbcnmxbncmv

Just to clarify in case anyone gets confused (I certainly do), the Tickle Scientist is also the one asking about the Ultracoffee and bringing up old mysteries. I'm just a very curious person, and well aware that the funnier it is, the likelier I will get anything done.

its the law here, if i laugh shit gets done

Honestly, most of the Stand Infection event could have avoided if a certain idiot had listened to the great Arthur Weasley- "Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can't see where it keeps its brain."

like any of them have any brains to keep :joy: