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ADOPTION FUN FACT

If you’re adopted internationally into the United States, BY adoption LAWS you’re legally a citizen, but you still have to apply for documentation and if it’s not done by the age of 18 you have to pay over $500 and get a judge to reopen your adoption case. 

Even More Fun Fact: No one actually tells adoptive families, this so many find out after they’re 18 when their kid needs to get a passport, wants to apply for financial aid, get certain jobs, vote or some other shit that requires proof of citizenship and now it’s too late because they’re 18 or over. 

AND EVEN MORE FUN FACT! You can sometimes even be deported because you can be considered foreign-born, non-citizens! 

Oh and they won’t accept adoption papers or a birth certificate as proof. 

Adoption is FUN. 

You can only wear one color every day from now on for the rest of your life, but it CANNOT be your favorite color. Reblog and put in the tags what color you’re wearing. 

What I Haven't Seen

Alright let me try one. DNI if you: Have a nickname that starts with L, like Brook from One Piece, listen(ed) to The Magnus Archives, wear glasses, like any Minecraft SMP, like the color red, like poppies, dislike seafood, read between 150-200 webcomics, or have a Shih Tzu named after a Pokémon

DNI if you love wolves, you don't shave, your favorite song is fireflies by owl city, you hate watching TV, you need help opening bottles with your hands, you're not allergic to poison ivy, you've recently spent over $50 at the peddler's mall, you've trolled a creationist facebook page for an extended period of time, you meowed at people in the third grade, you don't have a driver's license, you think the common grackle is a very underrated bird, you have written fanfiction for the mobile game DragonVale, you've currently left your shoes outside on the front porch by mistake, you have read more than 20 of the Warriors books, you want to climb trees but you get scared once you're more than 6 feet off the ground, you have shoplifted by accident, you currently have more than 400 internet browser tabs open, you keep a copy of the Epic of Gilgamesh on your bedside table, you've been having recurring dreams about Ninjago, or you're responsible for creating 38 wikipedia pages about extinct bryozoans

dni if you have less than 1 stomach ache per week, you never watched night at the museum, you think cats are mean, you hate pepto bismol, you listen to songs just to make your spotify wrapped look quirkier, bulbasaur isnt your favorite starter pokemon, you dont set a timer to get your laundry from the dryer, you had a good time being 13 years old, youre taller than 5′11/180 cm, you dont meow back at cats, you have less than 100 tumblr drafts at any given moment, you sleep with multiple pillows, you cant sew up a rip in a sock, you like crunchy peanut butter

DNI if:

You like orange juice, have never listened to the Magnus Archives, wear socks when you don’t have to, hate crocs, don’t play Minecraft, hate taking naps, are fluent in French, sleep on your back, have never seen a Starkid musical, don’t know who BDG is

dni if you: have ever played among us, can tolerate the texture of cottage cheese for more than a minute, know who greg and tom are, think "alright" is a better spelling than "all right", are employed at the united states department of defense, didn't experience tumblr by image searching "funny tumblr posts" before joining it, have ever said anything mean about characters i like, got higher than a 50% on the "name that white man" quiz, understood or remember the plot of wandavision, broke my eraser in half in sixth grade

New dni list for my blog: dni if you had an ancient civilisation obsession as a child, never had mould growing in your home, read poetry for pleasure, want to cut your hair, got good grades in physics in school, don’t listen to the radio, prefer waffles over pancakes, don’t speak a Slavic language, see beauty in the mundane, have shaken hands with a dog, have had a manicure, a star is your favourite shape, have watched Howl’s Moving Castle, know what stoicism is, have eaten fruit so passionately you were covered in its juices, broken a bone in your arm, support a sports team, have set a fire, believe in life after love, or have never touched sap.

DNI if you have small teeth, you don't drink coffee or tea, you can't whistle, you can't hula hoop, you don't like mint chocolate chip ice cream, you think small dogs > large dogs, you have never taken any pins from the big pin bins at Hot Topic or Spencer's, you put a line through your 7s, you have ever enjoyed Danganronpa in any capacity, you're a Gemini sun Pisces moon, you've never been on a roller coaster, you would eat shredded cheddar cheese in a salad, or if you can't balance on your tiptoes for longer than 30 seconds.

ok my turn; DO interact: bisexuals, transfemmes, transmascs, ppl who reclaim the term transsexual, autistics, people who talk to themselves, neopronoun users, unironic lemon demon listeners, people who hate tumblr but are here anyways, people who are an inch away from going absolutely feral, people who sleep with 3+ stuffed animals nightly, if you rotate the stuffed animals you sleep with to not hurt their feelings, childrens cartoon watchers, people who are allergic to cats but still love/pet them, people who own/like “weird” animals (sharks, rats, snakes, frogs, etc). rb and tag how many you have

please do interact: people who've seen the Milky Way, those who wish upon shooting stars, people who believe in aliens, night hikers, desert aesthetic lovers, people who can identify at least one star or constellation in the night sky, people that consider science and magic to be the same thing, people who can recite the first 6 digits of the number pi, dinosaur lovers, people that sleep with stuffed animals, postcard collectors, sci-fi lovers, people who have rewatched or reread something they just finished, people who love sitting in nature with only the wind for company, people who wish they could travel amongst the stars

dni if you dye your hair that one shade of blue/green/red/pink (you know the one), pissed off your parents by getting a piercing, wrote about a fandom youre in for school, go to bed past 3am and ignore that it’s a problem, buy graphic tees at shops like h&m, are in a polyamorous relationship with nobody you’ve met in real life before, have switched pronouns more than three times, lives in a blue state, are planning on taking hormones at some point in the future, were a theatre kid, used to have a close best friend as a kid but dont anymore, have gotten into trouble at school for defending people’s rights, watch the owl house, has called someone your blorbo out loud, cosplays minecraft youtubers, blocked someone for having different fandom opinions, actually uses youtube shorts, has an american accent, read homestuck, was active online before the age of 13, has gotten into tumblr discourse, still calls daniel howell danisnotonfire in your head, listens to gorillaz, hates kpop, used to be really into second gen kpop, have never travelled outside your country, wishes they never had to interact with your parent again, hate tiktok but still have an account, want an unconventional pet, have spent money on a gacha game

dni if you: hate tomatoes, have a poor sense of direction, have been called ugly by multiple people, cosplay the main character of your favourite novel, never tell your close ones your true intentions, have adopted at least two children, continuously sacrifice yourself for others, have died in the arms of the person you love the most, like murim dumplings with chicken broth, have read 3000+ chapters of the same webnovel for 13 years