{This user is grounded for til cock}
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This user has Xyrophobia and gets nervous around razors and all the new ads for Dollar Shave Club are making them sweaty and spooked
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this user wants eli roth to fuck them on a cuban sandwich
Jesus, but done.
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can you pleas do "this user wants young harvey keitel to punch them in the dick?"
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can you do "this user unironically listens to ocean man by ween"?
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this user has an unhealthy obsession with people that have fluffy hair.
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