banisheddarkknight
Legendary Dark Knight
{Indie Demon AU Sparda from the Devil May Cry series.}
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This person @vegitodorito
is befriending artists, collecting information, and twists the truth!!
As you see, The things @vegitodorito wrote is an acts of jealousy, hate, and hostilities To my closest friend!!
One of the victims: @alphalightbearersfw
@alphalightbearer had never posted a hint of paedophilia, because they are not this kind of person, Never was, are not, never will be a pedophile!!
Help us to stop it!!
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Sparda manages to just look even more mischievous and delighted, tapping the pads of his fingers to each other, “That’s what you say, but you know it sounds like fuuuun, Daniyal~”
"Shortstuff."
Sparda gasps, slapping a hand against his sternum, eyes wide, “Why, I never!”
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Sparda pauses and partly covers his mouth as he chuckles, blushing, “Oh, you’re such a charmer, Daniyal. Must you~?”
"Hey, Sparda? What happens when a couple of bananas breaks up?"
“Oh! Oh! Is it… they ‘banana split’?” Sparda asks excitedly.
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“Am I allowed to ground adults? I’ll ground them -- feed them a healthy dose of moron demon, I think.” Sparda seems all too chipper about this.
They exist. That's what they did.
“I mean… it could be worse… couldn’t it? I don’t see anything on fire… for now.”
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“Score for Dante! I’m up one.”
“Where did you learn to count!? We’re even.”
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Vergil’s Motivational Life #4
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They exist. That's what they did.
“I mean… it could be worse… couldn’t it? I don’t see anything on fire… for now.”
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Your sons are impossible.
“Well – yes, I’m afraid you’re quite correct. Humor me a moment – what did they do this time?”
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The waggling eyebrows stopped as soon as Daniyal had a hold of Sparda’s nose, causing tears to spring to his eyes and his voice to get nasally. The demon lifts his hands, half waving them as he whines, “Daniyyyyaaalll~ That hurts, you wound me, dear -- there’s much more fun ways to punish me --”
"Shortstuff."
Sparda gasps, slapping a hand against his sternum, eyes wide, “Why, I never!”
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“Dogmatic --” Sparda repeats, then smiles wide like Daniyal had, and laughs, clapping his hands together, “-- I never would have guessed!!”
"Hey, Sparda? What happens when a couple of bananas breaks up?"
“Oh! Oh! Is it… they ‘banana split’?” Sparda asks excitedly.
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Sparda bats long lashes innocently, “What? What’s indecent? I have no idea what you could possibly mean, Daniyal.” it doesn’t help that the Dark Knight waggles his eyebrows immediately after.
"Shortstuff."
Sparda gasps, slapping a hand against his sternum, eyes wide, “Why, I never!”
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Sparda pauses, looking thoughtful, then shaking his head, “I don’t know, what do you call a philosophical dog?” his eyes are a little bigger than normal, clearly curious.
"Hey, Sparda? What happens when a couple of bananas breaks up?"
“Oh! Oh! Is it… they ‘banana split’?” Sparda asks excitedly.
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“I hate you,” the hero sobbed. “I hate you so much — ”
“It’s all right,” the dying villain whispered. “I know.”
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Sparda peers up at the dragon, lips curled playfully as the taller of the two leans down, “I’m sure you know all about how you make me feel on the receiving end of it, dear~” he purrs, eyes squinted some jovially.
"Shortstuff."
Sparda gasps, slapping a hand against his sternum, eyes wide, “Why, I never!”
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Sparda perks right up, practically beaming, “I knew it!” if anything, he was excited by the cheesy joke, “Tell me another!”
"Hey, Sparda? What happens when a couple of bananas breaks up?"
“Oh! Oh! Is it… they ‘banana split’?” Sparda asks excitedly.
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