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banefort · 2 days

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amazed by the hotd tb fans who justify their vitriolic hate towards show alicent by saying that they would love her if she was more ambitious and cunning like in F&B . first of all lies -> second its beyond reductive to act like the wicked scheming evil stepmother trope is feminist and empowering at all and also more nuanced then a confronting depiction of how misogyny and exploitation affects women

#hotd #alicent hightower #like sorry but its not misogynist for the showrunners to write about misogyny and confront the viewer with its insidious machinations #and how it guts a woman from the inside out #*looking at the misogyny show* wtf there misogyny here #hotd analysis #like the wicked stepmother trope feels like something youd see addressed day 1 of feminism 101 #an elder woman's ambition is made bloodthirsty + filicidal + anti-social -> thus anti-family #its literally cartoon levels of 1950s level misogyny. why do you guys want that please why you cant even handle ceresi as is

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banefort · 11 days

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see anything bad the team i like does is bc the writers were biased against them and making them act out of character and anything good the team i like does is bc they’re unimpeachably good and the only sensible option to like. likewise anything bad the team i dislike does is bc they’re ontologically evil and all their fans are either stupid or bad people irl and anything good the team i dislike does is bc the writers are biased towards them and trying to make them look like victims. its all very elegant

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banefort · 13 days

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I've seen post about your targ oc but I can't find anything about him

Is it on Twitter

i havent properly made a post about him and his lore yet, i just dmed a mutual asking for their advice on a name thats all

#asks #they changed their mind when i explained why the name doesnt use the traditional prefixes and said it was cool #peace and love on planet earth

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banefort · 13 days

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twitter oomf said my targ oc name sucks should i end it all

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banefort · 15 days

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banefort · 17 days

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when woobifying aemond people just make things up i have literally never seen any aemondgirl do anything with the fact he probably got the idea to put a sapphire in his empty eye socket from symeon stareyes age of heroes knight from the songs who put star sapphires in his empty eye sockets. still an objectively freaky thing to do but adds a gloss of like ohh he was so young when he lost the eye + one of the many kids in asoiaf getting ideas about knighthood from the songs + symeon an example bran uses for a disabled famous knight probably also an appealing idea to freshly oneeyed aemond etc it is RICH soil if you want to baby him

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banefort · 17 days

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hotd tiktokers when you tell them sometimes writers make changes based off what will make a more interesting show and not because they’re being personally paid off by fictional character otto hightower

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banefort · 17 days

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seeing people having to write thinkpieces in defence of elia martell is crazy. yeahh guys i think the woman whos arranged marriage cheated on her and ran away causing a war which led to an invasion of the castle in which her infant children were killed in front of her before she was raped and murdered might not have been the villain in that situation. targaryen fan brain parasites

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banefort · 17 days

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the fantasy genre turns people into royalists so fast. i’m not even talking about return of the true king fairytales here but i mean, like, when there’s a “who will become king/queen!” plotline and people immediately start genuinely talking about who has the rightful claim. can we all sit down and first agree that none of these people “should” be king or queen because that isn’t a thing that should happen to people. what century are you from. divine right isn’t real go back to sleep

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banefort · 17 days

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🛡️ knighttime

stop saying princess rhaenyra is ‘serving cunt’ she is fourteen years old. say i think she looks nice

🛡️ knighttime

she is serving lemon cakes at a school bake sale

🪱 woodswitchswife

already didn’t get the point of twins then met the lannisters and get it even less. we didn’t even need one of those

🦁 tylandister

thanks for this i needed to hear it

💫 hiptobesquire

guys PLEASE don’t sexualise the new kingsguard they have vows and it makes them uncomfortable :( it isn’t like the city watch fetishising them is basically septasploitation they’re men of god. as a fan it’s really disheartening to see

❤️ lanadelreyne

i’d let criston cole have me in a restaurant

🫀 harrenballs

genuinely disgusting how quickly those true crime ghouls have moved in on the strongs. lyonel has already been through so much

🐟 shiverlandstruecrime

yeah murdering all your wives sounds exhausting

🏰 highinmytower

another awesome bought victory for prince daemon i hope the laurels enjoy watching a limpdick night with his mistress

⚔️ darksisterhood

cranky bc he unhorsed you huh

🏰 highinmytower

i’m not a knight i’m just a hater

⚔️ darksisterhood

listen, i know you don’t want to admit prince daemon is not only the king’s trueborn heir of pure valyrian stock but also the strongest warrior in the realm. it’s okay to just say you’re jealous 💅✨

🍗 fleabottoming

tumblr user darksisterhood when his pubes are translucent

❤️ lanadelreyne

what the fuck is septasploitation i hate this fucking website

🫀 harrenballs

your grace stop the tourney. yaoi break

🫀 harrenballs

just found out his wife died. my condolences to king viserys at this sensitive time

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banefort · 19 days

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Stayed up till 2am writing about my Dance-era Targaryen oc WHO WANTS ME

#op #hotd oc #tfw he’s a Targ oc that has affairs with canon characters And rides grey ghost… 😭I promise he’s not a Visenya type

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banefort · 20 days

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gif pack (175 gifs) 268*190

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#TBAKNYOUUUU THANK YOU THA K YOU #larys strong

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banefort · 24 days

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the thing w what is dorne based on is ‘dornish = cornish dorne is cornwall’ and ‘the dornish marcher lords to secure a disputed conquest is exactly what was happening to wales in the medieval period dorne is wales’ both hold water they’re both reasonable observations. however they’re both mainly used to argue dorne is white (i assume to make the targaryens look less shitty for the everything) which it just isn’t its a combination of both of the above turkey and moorish spain. theres several diasporas in dorne (some of which are white) which is its own can of worms but ‘how do we feel about grrm’s treatment of this group with brown skin hooked noses black eyes and spicy food in his 90s fantasy series’ is not a problem best solved by pretending they were always meant to be white

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banefort · 2 months

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if it’s an eye you want…🐀

#LARYCENT ON THE DASH OH I WON

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banefort · 3 months

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i don't want to reveal too much but i had a really great day today hawking and riding and received some really exciting news (and maybe a potential marriage offer!) wow wow wow!!! haven't felt like this in so long 🥰

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i'm so happy for you my jonquil

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thanks for sharing my lady

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PISSED OFF AT MY BF RN 🤬🤬🤬 NEVER TRUST A SOUTHERNER AND ESPECIALLY NEVER TRUST A CROW!!!!!!!

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by the law of the dothraki she must return to vaes dothrak to take her place alongside the crones of the dosh khaleen. it is known.

🐉3heads Follow

shut up and go sack a defenseless city or something

🍁weirwoodzz Follow

hey do you guys remember when theon greyjoy took winterfell last year and killed the stark boys? has anyone heard anything else about that? feel like it kind of just disappeared from the news cycle, what happened to greyjoy?

🪓cerwynnation Follow

lord bolton's bastard killed him

🍁weirwoodzz Follow

oh really? wow. kind of extreme but deserved i guess

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Ramsay isn't a bastard, King Joffrey legitimized him two months ago and Lord Roose is going to make him castellan of the Dreadfort soon. He loves his son and trusts his abilities. Plus, Ramsay is being awarded for his efforts in saving Winterfell and putting a stop to the ironborn raids in the North by being betrothed to Arya Stark—would a bastard be granted that honor? I don't think so.

Also, Theon isn't dead, Ramsay is (rightfully) flaying him for his crimes in the dungeons beneath the Dreadfort. Gods, I'd love to see Ramsay thrust the knife under his skin!!!!! 😜

#ramsay bolton #house bolton #our blades are sharp #theon greyjoy

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i'm boutta come into thome real money real thoon 😈 💎💎💎💎💯

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ughhhh my sister is getting married tmrw and my brothers keep going on about getting revenge on king robb while he's here for the feast... like i just wanted some food :/// iswtg that's the only good thing about my siblings weddings and now they're saying there won't even be any and i'm gonna have to go into hiding before the bedding ceremony or something. why can't my family just be NORMAL

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mother have mercy i was walking by the great sept of baelor (i wanted to pay my respects to our blessed king joffrey) but i was blocked by a knight of the kingsguard—i believe it was one of the kettleblacks, unfortunately i always forget which one has been elevated to the kingsguard—because the queen was keeping vigil over her son, so i prayed outside instead. yet only a few minutes passed when i swear i saw the kingslayer arrive (he seemed to be missing a hand!) and enter. then, and this is the most disturbing part, i swear to the father that i heard noises of fornication coming from inside! i know for a fact that the only other person inside was the queen mother. could the rumors be true? i feel dirty even writing this. i wonder if i should tell my septon.

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stannis has literally been telling y'all and you didn't listen 🙄

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banefort · 3 months

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great bastards dashboard simulator

🧺 humblekingslandingwasherwoman

bloodraven’s pussy would taste like this i think

📗 oldtownie

no it wouldn’t

📗 oldtownie

it would taste like toxic shock syndrome

🐚 shierastarred

🐎 aegorsonofaegon

baby please call me

🐎 aegorsonofaegon

this isn’t you

🐎 aegorsonofaegon

shiera please

🐚 shierastarred

who did you vote

🛡️ kingsguardimagines

imagine you’re aemon dragonknight’s bastard daughter 🤫 and seduced by the king 🤤 while your father is in the sept 🤭

🌿 brackenheart

you people will be seen to seven willing

👼 sweetestlittlesepta

sickos see a man committed to faith and celibacy and seethe because they know they could never do that. we LOVE you aemon he doesn’t deserve this at all… need a break from this hellsite i’m losing my trust in humanity. if you can slander one of the kindest, bravest knights in westeros’ history, who has never done ANYTHING to you… well i don’t like to be mean but i really think you need to take a step back and seriously examine the kind of person you must be to do that, and how much, deep down, you must truly hate yourself.

🐕 tittysteel

rb if you deep down must truly hate yourself OR if you’re dicking aemon dragonknight’s hypothetical daughter

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faith of the seven heritage post

📗 oldtownie

all this tired otto hightower hate coming back up after jon’s appointment .. just say you hate to see old queens win and go

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