where we are dimension-wise

While I personally don’t believe that there’s a dimension beyond the three we know of, we can still say where we are on each plane. Logically we should just say that we our w value (the value that seems to be used for the 4th dimension), is 0, as that just simply makes sense. Orrrrrr

4th - w = 42

5th - v = 69

6th - u = 420

7th - t ≈ 3.14 (π)

8th - s ≈ 6.02 • 10^-23

9th - r = 1/3

10th - q ≈ 2.7 (e)

11th - p = infinity (no issues there whatsoever)

12th - o = 3

13th - n = 1 • 10^9572948

14th - m = €39.99

15th - l = 1 • 10^-9205739

16th - k ≈ -9.8 (the number will be dependent upon your irl location, so it fucks with physics as much as possible)

cats are a source of infinite energy

Cats always land on their feet right? So, if cats will ALWAYS land on their feet, you can simply hook up a cat to a generator or somethin, and drop the cat from upside down. The rotational force that the cat creates while landing on its feet can power the generator, and then you have infinite energy. You can then simply use that power as well to lift the cat back up with a harness.

armpit crabs are just a side affect of carcinization

There’s should be a new strain of Covid called Corvid, where you just get to be a raven for a week

And then you should be able to communicate with ravens (but not humans or any other animal) and a bondage between humans and ravens is formed and a vaccine for it is never developed cause everyone wants to be a raven and then people start giving themselves Corvid through little packets and then bird play places are made for the ravens and then a new Olympics is formed for the ravens and it outdoes the regular Olympics by a landslide and then it’s a common sport to play as a raven but there’s still regular sports players who have to quarantine themselves so they don’t turn into a raven before a big game and oh but the human immune system kills of viruses and for that reason knows how to kill it better next time so therefore it would be harder to contract Corvid with every time you contract it so it would only be a few times you can do it per life unless somehow scientists figure out a way to either reset a person’s immune system or to like synthesize Corvid into a form that isn’t a virus or something and then everybody can be a raven whenever they want and then everybody would be happier or something

@wordsalt?

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I present a new pun

cisystem

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Π should represent the whole unit circle

Since π represents half

Everyone in America has a foot fetish

imperial system *lazy mic drop*

You should be afraid