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need my dick sucked so bad but i have this stupid ass vagina
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We really do need to bring back the word "trolling" and warning ppl not to feed the trolls
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"someone who allows you to rest" is the relationship dynamic of all time
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DONT become friends with me fr. We will be hanging out and I will casually bring up “hey, have you ever heard of Brandon Sanderson?” DO NOT LISTEN!! IT IS A TRAP!!! My tone may be pure but there is AUTISM in my eyes. The Cosmere will take over your life and it will ALL be because of my dastardly plan to infodump at you.
#THIS IS THE LAST STRAW#I’m taking the children to go live with my mother until the divorce hearing#*puts my head in my hands *#I just can’t believe you#/j
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the cashier at barnes & noble just gave me this duck at checkout and they said “i give these to children and people with a certain vibe.”
floored to know something about me aligns with this duck
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you've probably heard it before, but half-assed is better than no-assed. don't let perfect stand in the way of done. a 0 on your report card is worse than a 50. do it scared. do it wrong. do it ugly, just do it. do not wait for the perfect day to have your little treat. make a day better with the treat. life is for the living. make outsider art
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I love the rare instances where you get to see just how box shaped the bluey dogs are.
like... that's not a dog that's a bread
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DONT become friends with me fr. We will be hanging out and I will casually bring up “hey, have you ever heard of Brandon Sanderson?” DO NOT LISTEN!! IT IS A TRAP!!! My tone may be pure but there is AUTISM in my eyes. The Cosmere will take over your life and it will ALL be because of my dastardly plan to infodump at you.
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Is there a word that’s a mix between angry and sad
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