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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY
#this is my favorite tweet of all time#let the record show that I do not speak Spanish#I’m just not stupid and I understand how root words work#tres leches#en esta economia?#also someone who does know Spanish explain to me why the economy is feminine
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hey here's a website for downloading any video or image from any website.
works w/ youtube, soundcloud, twitch, twitter (gifs and videos), tumblr (video and audio), and most other websites you're probably lookin to download stuff off of.
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#manifesting#like to charge reblog to cast#fuck elon musk#I have hated this man since 2016#he is my personal arch nemesis
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✨ Please reblog the polls to make them reach out to as many people as possible, but KEEP IT SPOILER-FREE to make people listen to the music with an open mind 💖 Artists and titles will be revealed after the poll's conclusion, check the original post for an update! ✨
#my college roommate had an Alexa and whenever I wanted to annoy her I would yell at it to play this song#music#polls#music poll
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The default length of pasta is designed to fit on a supermarket shelf, not to be the best length for cooking/eating.
Feel free to break it to any length you want (don't let the Italians know I said this)
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So long story short it was greed and homophobia
#yuri!!! on ice#yuri on ice#ice adolescence#this is all speculatory but it still hold water#still so fucking mad about all of this#I’m not a big anime person but I LOVE yuri and I’m deviststed I’ll never get more of it#I hope the script and the significant amount of work that clearly went into it eventually get leaked#because if it really was in post production that’s an insane amount of work to just throw in the trash
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Tag yourself I’m the “Overdressed and Underappreciated”. Artist : http://www.mattadrian.com/
#I have all the original bird paintings as post cards#I’ve hung them up around my room for all of college and just took them down for the last time
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i get that its popular but has anyone thought about how fucked up the truman show is? like it was really funny last week when he tripped over that bird but think about it... he doesnt know...
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✨ Please reblog the polls to make them reach out to as many people as possible, but KEEP IT SPOILER-FREE to make people listen to the music with an open mind 💖 Artists and titles will be revealed after the poll's conclusion, check the original post for an update! ✨
#I cannot wait for the ‘first time listening’ crew to hear who’s singing this#this song is so fucking good#the scat part???#life changing#figgle giggle#remind me to come back and tag this appropriately once the poll is done
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i would have booped you my brother, my captain, my king
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boom boom boom boom i want you in my loom knit you into a sweater then sew it up forever
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never let anyone tell you that trawling through mediocre victorian poetry isn't worth it. we just happened upon an absolute BANGER of a worm poem. go read it or else 🪱🪱🪱
#I read the first line and was like okay#and then I read the second like and said HOLD UP LET ME PAUSE MY MUSIC#poetry#poem
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me every day without fail: I'll do [chore] when I get home
me when I get home:
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happy 18 year anniversary of neil banging out the tunes to all who celebrate <3 just for this weekend my nearrings (neil earrings) are 18% off.....what a deal
come get ur tunes while theyre bangin
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MY FAVORITE DAY
#CANT BELEIVE I ALMOST MISSED IT#neil banging out the tunes#happy neil banding out the tunes day!#we love you neil!
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