Do you ever talk to your mutuals?

not really i just post things and hope they fall in love with me

tell me something i don't know brother

can you trigger tag bisexuality please

no but i can fuck both your parents

No because I never asked for cash name origin story and I would like to go back to 2.5 seconds ago when I didn’t know that

every time i start to feel cringe for being too deep in the hyperfixation i remember the intense depression i have waded through and have to remind myself that enjoyment is fleeting (so grab it with both hands), and life is for loving (so hold that love close), and if anyone thinks i’m cringe they must not be having a very good time (and i hope they can find a good time soon).

i downloaded this god damn episode just so everyone could watch this fukkin clip

barbie never fucked with ken!!

Why are you fat?

cause everytime i fuck your dad he makes me a sandwich

Jesus, after coming back from the dead: hey guys it’s me Jesus, just look at the scars on my hands

Thomas, a known freak: show us the feet as well please

renaissance in the 21st century

The Andrew Tate stuff has always been so wild bc the thing people want to talk about most with him is his whole misogynist anti-feminist schtick when that's the least interesting part of him. Like, ok he does the whole "online misogynist for money" thing, that's been around for a while now and if he disappeared tomorrow a dozen other dudes would replace him in that ecosystem.

What is actually unique is that this dude is a full on human trafficker. Like for real. And that is some serious shit! That's what all these conservatives pretend to care about, trafficking! That's what Glenn Greenwald and all these formerly twitter lefty ppl who demand Andrew Tate be brought back to twitter meme about constantly with their stupid fucking podcasts about Epstein and co. Yet somehow the conversation still isn't "hey this man is a literal sex trafficker" its "is misogyny man rly that bad for being misogynist?" Like bro I do not care about the misogyny there's women in his basement.

*cough* gorgeous *cough*

my ultimate fantasy is having a brain that lets me enjoy being alive