Look, I can explain

girlhood is touching your necklace whenever you feel nervous

elon musk had a third child with grimes that he kept secret until the release of his biography. he named it techno mechanicus

Hi Neil, did you know there's a note on their bench in St James's Park that says not to bother you? (I do understand the irony of asking this)

I did not know that.

Annabeth: I, a child, had to earn Thalia’s love, that’s how the world works! I have to earn my moms love. Love is transactional, you gotta be worthy of it first silly :)

Percy, listening to this on the train

did you know? if you do your laundry you can get your clothes back

some people think writers are so eloquent and good with words, but the reality is that we can sit there with our fingers on the keyboard going, “what’s the word for non-sunlight lighting? Like, fake lighting?” and for ten minutes, all our brain will supply is “unofficial”, and we know that’s not the right word, but it’s the only word we can come up with…until finally it’s like our face got smashed into a brick wall and we remember the word we want is “artificial”.

I’m in the woods placing cardboard cutouts of morels in the leaf litter to trick and bamboozle people

you know what really gets my goat?

anonymous reviewer: i don’t like the way you’ve written this character in this fic

me:

Came Back Wrong from the gocey store

gonna buy this god-forsaken web site and charge all y'all $8 a month to edit reblogs.