Lets all suck on glass together and make the aquarium clean for everyone
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my favourite button ever is "open link in new tab"..
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help my wife keeps sleeping on my side of the bed
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funny meme right? well then get ready for
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I hate when people say ohhhh your pets only love you because you feed them. as if that wasn't the first form of love any of us felt. get real.
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To all the transfems out there, my best advice for feeling better about yourself and relieving dysphoria is to stop looking at skinny white cis bodies all the time and follow more trans models. Its life changing to constantly see thirst traps from girls who have chests like mine, or my wife's tummy, or don't shave like me, or have every little feature that you might be insecure about. You can be sexy with the body you have. You shouldn't have to imagine impossible changes to yourself to have confidence in who you are.
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shoutout to everyone who wants to infodump but cant string together coherent thoughts to form sentences and instead just look at you like this
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“i can fix him” girl you are WORSE than him
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no offense but if your friend is trying out a new hobby be fucking nice to them
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