but what is up with people blushing in front of people they like, giving a clear notion that they like them? THE BIBLE SAID ADAM AND EVE NOT EVE EXCESSIVELY FELT BLOOD RUSHING TO HER FACE EVERYTIME ADAM SPOKETH TO HER BECAUSE SHE THOUGHT ADAM WAS TOO HOTETH FOR HER HERETH

i wish that miranda cosgrove, jennette mcurdy, nathan kress, and jerry trainor could have an iCarly reunion and 5SOS and 1D could do and hour and thirty minute episode to reclaim how awesome their first episode was and in the episode there is this whole epic plot about how like Luke tried to ask out Carly and Harry gets jelly and then Michael is obsessed with Sam and she actually likes Niall aND IDK WHY I'M BREATHING SO HEAVILY RN BUT THAT WOULD BE AWESOME

i literally can't right now the wind around my friends and i started blowing like crazy and my friend goes "hail satan" aND THE LEAVES GET MIXED IN WITH THE WIND AND MAKES A MINI TORNADO AND HITS ALL OF US IN THE FACES.

literally i could leave the fandom for one night and the next morning i could wake up and niall could be engaged, harry could being smoking, the zerrie baby could be birthed, liam could have another twitter war (without tyler oakley), and louis could have quit the band and joined a football team. that sounds like obama leaving the country and takin a trip to belize with michelle and the kids for the weekend and they come back and wyoming is not square, alabama lost all their championship football rings, the purge began in nyc, la is 100% pollution free, and rhode island disappeared. thanks obama

niall seems to be the guy to say "it's been one second" after you say "just give me a sec" and that makes me want to sacrifice him to the aztec gods and force him to listen to the thrift shop cover by kidz bop but it also makes me love him more than i ever did before

all i want is for niall and i to be best friends and him to be playing the guitar and i’d be like “niall let me play” and he’d be like “you’re awful and im good so” and then every time he’d mess up a chord i’d push him off of his bed and every time he’d yell at me and claim that i almost broke his guitar and then we’d stay up late learning duets and singing alternative music and writing songs and slowly falling for each other the more music we learn and the later we stay up

some people want harry styles for the money and the publicity and the looks but i want harry styles for the harry styles okay i want us to be best friends and to slow dance in my kitchen at 2am to ed sherran and him to try to play call of duty but he ends up shooting me instead of the zombies and i want him to ask me to see if his tweets are cute or funny and for him to try to teach me how to sing and for us to take stupid selfies together and put selfiestagram as the caption of it on instagram and us to dance to duets on Just Dance 2014 and mock the people dancing and us to go into WalMart and ride skateboards into the tire section where no one is at and he accidentally runs into an old lady as she hits him with her purse and so many people want him for the wrong reasons but look at all of the other benefits before those other so called benefits,

idk about you guys but somebody on this planet NEEDS to write a fanfic about niall getting cloned and no one would know who the real niall is and one girl that’s like freaking awesome ends up with him and then acacia brinley steals him from her iN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT YAAAAAAAAASSSSS THAT’S ALL I NEED.

update it shall be called the stealer *plot intensifies*

i think niall playing flappy bird would be the best thing because he would get all frustrated and run his hand through his hair and he would start yelling and laughing hysterically and then make tweets and a twitcam about it.

if me and my friends were an indian would be the shackalacka tribe idk why i just thought to the name was freaking great

people who do spam on holidays should be deported from the country or sentenced to death or both both is good

if harry styles was in a game of flappy bird, taylor swift would be pipe 1, kendall jenner would be pipe 2, and caroline flack would probably rise back up from the ashes and be pipe 3. then i would be in those little freaking buildings in the background that no one pays any attention to, plotting my revenge, one game pixel at a time.

people who make narry edits are the people who want to watch the fandom burn

Me when I'm changing clothes and my Harry Styles cutout is looking at me from three rooms away...at 4 am...and I don't have a Harry Styles cutout!

to all hypocrites: thanks for showing us who you really are *ba dum tss*

okay so im reading this fanfic on wattpad and this girl is using this guy's money (who's her boyfriend of seven years) to help her pay for college because her parents are in bankruptcy and she's secretly dating Harry and she hasn't broken up with her boyfriend because he's paying for her college and the thing that bothers me is that jESUS CHRIST HE IS HARRY FREAKING STYLES AND HE CAN PAY FOR YOUR COLLEGE, GET YOUR PARENTS OUT OF BANKRUPTCY, PAY FOR YOUR RETIREMENT, CREATE WORLD PEACE, AND GET YOU INTO YALE WITH ALL THE MONEY HE'S GOT.

WUT THE CHICKEN BREAST WHY THE CHICKEN BREAST HOW THE CHICKEN BREAST.

cutest thing ever ^o^