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averagegallifreyan · 4 days
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not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl… what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀
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averagegallifreyan · 7 days
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Reblog If Your Blog Is Safe For
Transgender people
Homosexual people
Bisexual people
Genderfluid people
Asexual people
Pansexual people
Autosexual people
Demisexual people
Bigender people
Agender people
Polysexual people
Straight people
Cisgender people
Straight allies of the lgbtqpiad community
ANYONE
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averagegallifreyan · 12 days
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Babe you’re so delusional you belong in a Dostoevsky novel
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averagegallifreyan · 12 days
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yeah man dosytoyevsky posting exists but it’s kinda underground. there’s quite a few notes
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averagegallifreyan · 13 days
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OKAY but it wish it were more common for people to cosplay book characters in cosplay conventions, like I'd gladly dress up as Dorian Gray holding his own corrupted portrait (which I painted myself) or Evelyn Hugo in her stunning green gown or the creature from Mary Shelley's Frankenstein. There are so many possibilities, I hope this becomes a thing!!!
(It probably already IS a thing. Just not where I live.)
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averagegallifreyan · 13 days
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averagegallifreyan · 13 days
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happy birthday to the only song
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averagegallifreyan · 14 days
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I know it’s not hard to point out reactionaries hypocrisy when it comes to like safe spaces or hug boxes or whatever but genuinely how much of an echo chamber do you have to exist in for you to think this is a reasonable thing to say
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averagegallifreyan · 14 days
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averagegallifreyan · 14 days
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Animals are people too, but these people are animals
okay, i am bored and this blog has a lot of followers (50 followers guys ! that is *huge*). let's all sing willard, shall we >:). so ! i'll go first, i'll say the first lyric and you shall reblog it with the next lyric and so forth until it is a chain with the whole song !! let's go !!
*WHERE YOUR NIGHTMARE ENDS*
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averagegallifreyan · 14 days
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okay, i am bored and this blog has a lot of followers (50 followers guys ! that is *huge*). let's all sing willard, shall we >:). so ! i'll go first, i'll say the first lyric and you shall reblog it with the next lyric and so forth until it is a chain with the whole song !! let's go !!
*WHERE YOUR NIGHTMARE ENDS*
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averagegallifreyan · 16 days
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reblog to give the person you reblogged this from a fucking break
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averagegallifreyan · 16 days
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brutalist candy cane
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averagegallifreyan · 16 days
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“I gaze into the void and beneath the black I only see more black and beneath me it sees the same and I die. Glockenspiel.”
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averagegallifreyan · 17 days
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Will Wood was right. It’s awful out here, Socrates.
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averagegallifreyan · 17 days
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L + ratio + your mom + look to your left + look to your right + your 12 o'clock + 3 o'clock + 6 o'clock + 9 o'clock + rock around the clock tonight + and I want you to find those points of no return, those singularities + those burning rings of fire in the beautiful pupils of the beautiful eyes of the beautiful boy, girl, neither, both, or in-between that you brought with you tonight + and I want you to tell 'em how you really feel + I want you to tell 'em that you love the way they so seamlessly, like-a-dream-fully, so beautifully, oh-so-dutifully jam that square peg in the round hole in their hearts
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averagegallifreyan · 19 days
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Shopping list!
Sorry, I’ve got to dump this on my dash so I don’t forget! I’m really behind on groceries!
Vanilla extract
Butter
Bread
C h e e s e.
Eggs
Lightbulbs
Blorbo (from my shows)
Gandalf the Grey
Gandalf the White
Monty Python and the Holy Grail’s Black Knight
Benito Mussolini
The Blue Meanie
Cowboy Curtis
Jambi the Genie
Robocop
The Terminator
Captain Kirk
Darth Vader
Lo Pan
Superman
Every single power ranger
Bill S. Preston
Theodore Logan
Spock
The Rock
Dock Ock
Hulk Hogan
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