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okay I loved the 2d hot topic oneshot like bihhhh, so hot, can I request a slight angsty nsfw like idk something happens and 2d comforts you and you kiss him bc emotions and one thing leads to another, thank u kindly! ʕʘ‿ʘʔ
AHHHHH YESSS BITCH IM D Y I N G
This is super long, sorry I got REALLY into writing this. Also I should be getting an ao3 account in the next day or so, I’ll definitely put this and other stuff on that if you all want to stay on the lookout!
Tags; NSFW, blood, violence, alcohol
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Hallo! Headcanon of 2D and Murdoc's first kiss with you??
2D: It wasn’t a planned event, that’s for sure. The two of you were just casually sitting on the couch, watching a few zombie movies and making joking comments about the characters stupidity. It happens when you turn to say something and find that he’s already looking at you, face incredibly close; temptation would be too much to resist as he leans it to press his lips against yours.
Murdoc Niccals: Of course Murdoc has to play it smooth after taking you home from a date, leaning on your door, talking to you casually after taking you home. He mentions something about your eyes and grabs your chin, pulling you in for a brief but satisfying kiss. He’s quite proud of himself for not mucking it up on the first try, until he trips off your front step walking back to his car.
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what would the band do if their s/o had v bad period cramps
me right now god kill me
Murdoc Niccals:
He knows what periods are. A bloodbath in your uterus. A “last survivor” type of game.
Well, unfortunately, you don’t remain unscathed from the war. You’re cramps are terrible and give you headaches, and you feel nauseous as well. You get bloated and your boobs hurt, and… Augh.
Well, Mudz has never really had hands-on comforting skills when it comes to that time of the month… The closest he’s got to knowing about it would be that one hooker telling him that she’s tied for the next week (yikes).
Murdoc runs to every pharmacy in town, getting you every single medicine so you can stack them, different varieties of chocolate, and a heating pad (if you’re without).
If he goes out to buy you pads or tampons, he’s kind of antsy about it (why are you embarassed about it, Mudz? They’re not even for you). He casually would slip the cashier x amount of cash, and dash out of the store.
He would massage anything that hurt because he’s kinky like that.
2D:
His mom talked to him about it once…? Kind of? Nonetheless, when you tell him that it’s that time of month again, he calls up his mom to ask for help.
After the long talk plus frequent note-taking, Stu pacifies you at your side, making sure that you don’t feel like you’re about to puke, or faint, nonetheless.
Cuddles definitely make you feel better, he finally concludes. Stu would spoon you, arms wrapped around your waist, hands on your abdomen. If you were moaning in anguish, he would be there. If you were crying in pain, he would still be there.
Late night shopping trips? He’s on it.
Stu has an abundance of pain relievers hanging around in the bathroom cabinet for his frequent migraines, so you always have something like Midol or Ibuprofen hanging around tip: don’t ever use tylenol for this type of situation. it doesn’t work on menstrual cramps. midol has some of the same components as ibuprofen, so you’re better off not wasting time. i take midol.
When you guys go out, he always has an extra sweatshirt or jacket with him just in case you bleed through your clothes.
When he has to buy period products for you, he doesn’t really care like how Murdoc would. It’s not something to be embarrassed by, and if girls can do it, he can, too!
Noodle:
She knows what it feels like to have the fist of Mother Nature rip into your vagina. Trust me.
She has lots of herbal remedies to help you out, and she recommends lots of things to help ease the pain, like hot water bottles and a good ol’ pillow in between the legs.
Exercising helps with period pain as well, so Noodle will go out and take a walk with you if you’re feeling up to it.
You two probably get your period at around the same time, so you both comfort each other.
Fluffy blankets and chocolate? Heck yeah, man. Massages in sore areas? You’re darn right that’s gonna happen.
You and Noodle go to the drug store to get a bunch of different lady products to test out. You use statistics and bar graphs and everything to prove which product works the best, whether it be tampon or medicine related.
Russel Hobbs:
He’s pretty chill about periods. I mean, most guys seem freaked about them, but he’s never cared in his life. If he gets bled on by accident? Oh well, it’s just a pair of pants.
You need anything like pads or tampons in the middle of the night? Just give him 10 minutes to fully wake up. He’ll go out at 2am while you sit miserably on the toilet, bleeding out, as he picks out exactly what you need (plus a bouquet of flowers for good measure). It’s fun being female.
Russ would supply you with lots of water and hot compresses, as well as healthy snacks like tiny veggie trays and nice soups.
He holds your hand and lets you lay on him if you get to the point of absolute suffering.
He’ll make sure you get enough rest, as well. Sleeping helps ease the pain.
shoutout to everybody that bleeds from time to time
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2D: this pill is big
Murdoc: ya wanna know what else is big?
Russel, from the kitchen: his love for jesus, can I get an amen?
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um okay so as you all know i’m doing that “every time keith smiled” compilation and i decided that i would be very thorough, meaning i’m gonna zoom in on every little keith to see if he’s smiling
and i stumbled across this scene. keith is smiling at lance…
…and lance smiles back as soon as keith turns away (lance that’s gay)
alright cool nothing special here
but wait-
wait, is keith looking back again?! yes. yes he is-
he caught lance’s smile. and look at how happy he is in the next frame-
not to say too much but keith is gay for lance #confirmed
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I’m very curious of what he is writing sixty pages about, that quote could easily fit on one page.
“Dear diary, the gay thoughts are at it again.”
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everlong 4/15 (1, 2, 3, all)
excuse this rant but it means a lot to me!! in the last chapter people asked, why are there leeks on the floor. what i thought is that since genos was gone the apartment is noticeably messier and saitama is too down to do house-cleaning himself. i try to do what i can but clearly some information gets lost. and this chapter raises even more questions than it answers so!!! if you want more context to these comics, and havent already, please read this. thank you and have a nice day!!
((it looks none of these load on mobile anymore now that im exporting them differently. sorry about that!!))
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Part [1][2][3][4][5][6][END]
Also after i sketched out the drafts i just realized the first 10 pages are actually unnecessary…. OH WELL at least there’s more content and who doesnt like that??? not me haaaah i have to draw more ;;;
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I saw someone saying ONE is homophobic?? Wtf he seems so nice
??? Whaaaa
This egg man?? bruh whats with your sources
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