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#on a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair
QUICK. RB THIS WITH THE FIRST SONG LYRIC THAT COMES TO YOUR HEAD WHEN YOU SEE THIS POST. THAT IS AN ORDER
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sam’s reveal at the end makes this a thousand times funnier
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civilian tim au where he ends up being close-ish friends with the waynes (being one of the few non-corrupt rich folk) but every conversation ends up with him Desperately trying not to let them know that he knows. like / socialite: oh, cass darling! how'd you break your arm? // cass: skiing. // tim, who knows Damn well poison ivy broke batgirl's arm last night bc He Was There: haha what a life you live cass anyways-
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AU where Tim has known who the Batfam are the whole goddamn time and pretends all his life not to know.
And the family all love Tim and will only go to the galas and shit if he's there because he's Nice and Sincere and seems to always give good advice as an observant third party. And if they ever need a favor or whatever from him he's all "No problem!" Doesn't ask too many questions. Gives them the benefit of the doubt. Just a true friend. One time Cass said "cause a scene" and Tim didn't even ask why, he just comically tripped and knocked over the nearest ten foot ice sculpture.
So of course the batfam all secretly want him to know the truth. Like, yeah. It's against the rules but Tim is their friend! He deserves the truth! He's so trusting and honest with them and it makes them feel so guilty. Like everytime someone cancels lunch plans w/ him cuz of crime, he's always so cool and understanding?? And they all feel so bad lying over and over to poor Tim who just naively believes them
So then individually all the batfam have the idea to "accidentally" let it slip who they really are.
One time Dick got "caught" wearing his Nightwing outfit and Tim was just like "Holy shit! Nice outfit! Way better than my Halloween costume" "Halloween? Tim, it's August." "Right? So cool that you're into it enough you'd plan so far ahead" "uh. Yeah. Okay. Halloween. Sure"
Damian is at a gala when he curses and walks off to the bathroom, dragging Tim along with him, telling him he needs help resowing his stitches
Damian's shoulder has a bite mark taken out of it courtesy of killer croc. Damian tries to explain, come clean about why he has this horrible wound,
"Drake. I'm sure you must be wondering why I have-"
"Oh, no. No need to explain. I know you love animals. And if you happened to break into the Gotham zoo to try and free the alligators and accidentally got bitten? Well, I'm sure Bruce doesn't need to know"
"...yes. that is... exactly what happened. Truly, Drake, your detective skills are adequate. Even impressive"
"Don't go all sappy on me here, Damian"
"-tt-"
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i work in a pet store. a woman was looking at our bettas and asked me whether one was male or female. i told her that they were all male, because they are- our company only orders male bettas. she looked at me incredulously and pointed at one and asked, “even this one?”
i was like “…yes, why?”
“it’s pink, though! why is the male fish pink?”
i swear, she was borderline angry at me. i didn’t know how to explain that fish genetics don’t adhere to human gender roles
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people will talk about the art of war and literally always forget the most important strategy
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This adorable Fruit plush toy is soft and huggable, perfect for snuggling up with on cold nights or keeping you company during the day. With its bright, friendly eyes and fluffy tail, this fruit bunny is sure to brighten up any room and bring a smile to your face.
==> HIDDEN FRUIT BUNNY AVAILABLE HERE <==
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if light just said he was gay and swapped out the porno mags for GAY porno mags he would have gotten away with everything, i believe that with my entire being
“why does he have so much to hide” gay, next question.
“why does he act so strange around L sometimes” gay, next question.
“why is he so perfect and meticulous” gay, next question.
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*benoit blanc voice* now that is just amazing, mister kira, but you seem to be a lot less bright then i musta thought... we're only broadcasting this program to the kanto region of japan.
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the funniest thing about death note is how much the fans love the angst of “Light was L’s only friend 😔 despite it all, he was the first person L ever considered to be a friend” and then when asked about it the creators were like “oh I think L lied about that. L loves to lie”
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