this might actually be the funniest thing jughead's ever said

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im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to 

spiderman dances to the beat

no matter what song ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour

hate it when I'm eating and my stomach starts growling

transgender status restored (in dark souls font)

Demons and monsters that torture people because they feed on human suffering are so dumb. People are suffering everywhere my guy go literally any place and take a deep whiff.

its crazy how the world is so big you can go your whole life not knowing there’s a creature that exists and it turns out there’s a fuckton of them 

glad google ai is on top of this

i always think abt my cousin in greece who's like obsessed with american culture, bc ill say that im going to a barbecue and she'll be like "wow.... a real life american barbecue... will there be red cups?" you bet your ass there'll be red cups. take my hand. have a hot dog. all your dreams can come true here at the real life american barbecue

I would not be tricked by the kelpie. I would form a special bond with it. By feeding it oats and the occasional carrot. It would learn to trust that i am not a threat to it at all and will not kill it.

Fun fact of the day

Important question for non-Gazzans on tumblr

As you may know, I've been posting a nonstop rotation of Gazzan fundraisers which need donations but a lot of them are simply not getting enough reach. And not enough donations either. I wanted to ask if there's anyone using tiktok or another platform like X who is willing to be a volunteer partnered with Gazzan family to post on their behalf to increase the reach of their fundraisers?

If so please reply to this post or DM me thank you! I may put something more organised together in the next few days if I feel there's willingness to participate.

This would be voluntary of course so i can't offer anything but my gratitude in return.

(also reblog this post please and thank you)

I’m sorry, but aren’t we collectively tired of all our clothes being made of polyester?

CRINGE ⚠️ SENSHI CAUGHT IMPROPERLY COILING A ROPE