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austinshotbutlers · 5 months
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"Listen to me, I'm good"
I can hear the picture😂😂😂
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austinshotbutlers · 7 months
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What if hotch is driving both of you to work and a cop fines him for speeding or something and you flirt with the cop to get him to let you off the hook and it works but hotch is all grumpy about it
I GOT THIS ASK AND GIGGLED 😕
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You watch with satisfaction as the officer standing outside your window shreds your ticket, letting the paper scraps flutter to the asphalt below you.
"I hope you have a nice day, ma'am." The officer sends you a wink which you giggle at, ensuring he wouldn't change his mind before he'd driven away.
"Thank you, officer!" You call out the window, waving cheerily at him, "You too!"
You wait until the police car fully pulls away from you, starting back down the way that you were going, before you roll up your window, settling back into your seat.
You glance expectantly over at Aaron, who sits in the driver's seat with his poisonous glare burning holes through the windshield, hit knuckles whitening from his iron grip on the wheel.
"Alright, let me have it."
He's huffing and puffing before you're even finished, grumbling something about how 'flirting with a police officer isn't ethical,' and that, if he really wanted to, he could 'have you reviewed for the evasion of justice.'
"You were the one speeding," You remind him, watching his eyes dart carefully to the speedometer, "I just saved you $200. You're welcome."
"I'd rather pay for a speeding ticket than have my wife cheating our way out of the law."
"Well your wife didn't feel like going to traffic court," You set a hand on his thigh, feeling his tense muscles relax slightly into the contact, "Let's just get to work without passing 80 again, okay?"
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austinshotbutlers · 11 months
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The Wedding Date Taglist 2/2: @lovurry @rey26 @katiehall99 @stcrksimpala @averyhotchner @mystic-mara @wifeyreid @yellowcupcakes @savage-aespa @piakae @baettokkis @wrensical003 @nogitsune-the @yappydoo @ivory-raptor @cordyandbilliehavemyheart @kymimi @sibsteria @reidsbookclub @sarcasm-ismy-onlydefense-blog @yeehawbitchs @toastmaster94 @tenatiousbookworm @anotherblackfangirl @constantwritingblock @itmejado @adrienette715 @georgeweasleysbum @burningbluebizard @coffee-two-sugars @hotchalvez @lokifanfic2021 @fudosl @jesuisbenny @alicecullenlvr @montyfandomlove @emlynblack @juno-1610 @regulus-black-223048 @mushy-mushroom04 @misacc08 @littlesatanicassholebitch @jazzerbelle14 @asdfghjklicia @nd264 @nachofriess @ceruleanrainblues @avada-kedavra-bitch-187 @foxlover89 @uncle-eggy @mrs-ssa-hotch @mooniesthings @feyres-fireheart @aaronhotchswife
The Wedding Date
Pairing: Aaron Hotchner x Fem!BAU!Reader
Summary: Instagram posts during the events of The Wedding Date series.
A/N: Now I’ve completed the series, I can post my last two accompanying social media edits!
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yourinstagram on the hunt for a cab 🫡 and he said he’d carry my shoes🥹
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livvyliv true gentlemen defend their woman and carry her shoes
↳ sarahY/L/N punching an innocent guy in the face in not gentlemanly
↳ livvyliv define ‘innocent’ for me because that asshole is anything but
↳ lukethedude the bastard nearly broke my nose
emily.prentiss I have been trying to call you for two days. CALL ME BACK!
↳ derekmorgan Y/L/N is too busy getting loved up to take your calls
↳ drsreid that’s kind of gross…
pennygarcia drama in the comments?
↳ yourinstagram you don’t wanna know
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sarahY/L/N rehearsal dinner!!! Less that 24 ours until we’re married!!!
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thomas1980 can’t wait to see you tomorrow baby
↳ sarahY/L/N can you believe we’ll be Mr and Mrs this time tomorrow!
lukethedude is Y/N still the maid of honour?
↳ yourinstagram why??? Are you offering to take my place? Busted up nose won’t go with the dress unfortunately.
↳ lukethedude it wouldn’t be busted up if you didn’t bring that asshole boyfriend
↳ sarahY/L/N can you two please just STOP IT
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sarahY/L/N Wedding day!!!!!
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thomas1980 fiancé ❌ wife ✅
↳ sarahY/L/N I like the sound of that
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livvyliv don’t we make perfect bridemaids?
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yourinstagram let’s hope we don’t outshine bridezilla!
↳ sarahY/L/N you know I can see this right?
pennygarcia OH MY GOD!!! That colour looks so good on you
ahotch 🖤
↳ drsreid why is Hotch commenting?
↳ pennygarcia oh my god what does this mean????
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yourinstagram I only want to go to weddings if you’ll be my date 🖤
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derek.morgan oh girl you’re down bad!
livvyliv why are you guys so cute?
↳ emily.prentiss I was thinking the same!
jennifer.jay I want to know who this mystery man is!!!
↳ pennygarcia same!
↳ jennifer.jay emily definitely knows something
↳ emily.prentiss 🤐🤐🤐
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sarahburns I’m officially Mrs Burns!!!
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yourinstagram so happy for you sissy🫶🏻 i love you!
↳ sarahburns sissy, you’re going to make me cry 🥺
thomas1980 that’s my WIFE!
ahotch congratulations.
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austinshotbutlers · 11 months
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The Wedding Date Taglist 1/2: @wanniiieeee @notsopersonalcharlie @blackeyedangel9805 @preciousbabypeter @stxlemate @twilightlover2007 @justarandommom @impala1967dwinchester @spencermiromantiko @julyhoney @thecubanator2 @xphantomphanphanaticx @lawlesshedgehog @louderfortheback @ssamorganhotchner @essenceproxima @lespendy @stiles-argent24 @rousethemouse @tvdstelenaforever @wandererseye @bibella8swan @yourfavunsub @bibimangines @lou-the-confused-bisexual @realm8626 @sophiaj650 @bylones @howabouticallyou @madz-19 @hotchnerxo @supercriminalbean @jayxox @sweetpeterparker @mina2000alex @xoxokiwi @rayofeffingsunshine @helmihotchner @pedrohoe04 @blackqueenie-18 @crocodilefeet2707 @mynotesapptbh @cryingraccoonn @victoriaholland @1d-obssesed @jemssafespace @red-red-rogue @fandomalert31 @valentinaromanoff @smad809 @pretty-little-bunny382728 @tim-thefrog @mojo366 @jazzymariexoxoxo @dankfarrick29 @gffesegjoiegj @fuckthealarm @users09 @8crazy-freak8 @jazzerbelle14 @vsophb
The Wedding Date
Pairing: Aaron Hotchner x Fem!BAU!Reader
Summary: Instagram posts during the events of The Wedding Date series.
A/N: Now I’ve completed the series, I can post my last two accompanying social media edits!
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yourinstagram on the hunt for a cab 🫡 and he said he’d carry my shoes🥹
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livvyliv true gentlemen defend their woman and carry her shoes
↳ sarahY/L/N punching an innocent guy in the face in not gentlemanly
↳ livvyliv define ‘innocent’ for me because that asshole is anything but
↳ lukethedude the bastard nearly broke my nose
emily.prentiss I have been trying to call you for two days. CALL ME BACK!
↳ derekmorgan Y/L/N is too busy getting loved up to take your calls
↳ drsreid that’s kind of gross…
pennygarcia drama in the comments?
↳ yourinstagram you don’t wanna know
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sarahY/L/N rehearsal dinner!!! Less that 24 ours until we’re married!!!
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thomas1980 can’t wait to see you tomorrow baby
↳ sarahY/L/N can you believe we’ll be Mr and Mrs this time tomorrow!
lukethedude is Y/N still the maid of honour?
↳ yourinstagram why??? Are you offering to take my place? Busted up nose won’t go with the dress unfortunately.
↳ lukethedude it wouldn’t be busted up if you didn’t bring that asshole boyfriend
↳ sarahY/L/N can you two please just STOP IT
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sarahY/L/N Wedding day!!!!!
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thomas1980 fiancé ❌ wife ✅
↳ sarahY/L/N I like the sound of that
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livvyliv don’t we make perfect bridemaids?
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yourinstagram let’s hope we don’t outshine bridezilla!
↳ sarahY/L/N you know I can see this right?
pennygarcia OH MY GOD!!! That colour looks so good on you
ahotch 🖤
↳ drsreid why is Hotch commenting?
↳ pennygarcia oh my god what does this mean????
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yourinstagram I only want to go to weddings if you’ll be my date 🖤
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derek.morgan oh girl you’re down bad!
livvyliv why are you guys so cute?
↳ emily.prentiss I was thinking the same!
jennifer.jay I want to know who this mystery man is!!!
↳ pennygarcia same!
↳ jennifer.jay emily definitely knows something
↳ emily.prentiss 🤐🤐🤐
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sarahburns I’m officially Mrs Burns!!!
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yourinstagram so happy for you sissy🫶🏻 i love you!
↳ sarahburns sissy, you’re going to make me cry 🥺
thomas1980 that’s my WIFE!
ahotch congratulations.
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austinshotbutlers · 11 months
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The Wedding Date
Pairing: Aaron Hotchner x Fem!BAU!Reader
Summary: Instagram posts during the events of The Wedding Date series.
A/N: Now I’ve completed the series, I can post my last two accompanying social media edits!
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yourinstagram on the hunt for a cab 🫡 and he said he’d carry my shoes🥹
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livvyliv true gentlemen defend their woman and carry her shoes
↳ sarahY/L/N punching an innocent guy in the face in not gentlemanly
↳ livvyliv define ‘innocent’ for me because that asshole is anything but
↳ lukethedude the bastard nearly broke my nose
emily.prentiss I have been trying to call you for two days. CALL ME BACK!
↳ derekmorgan Y/L/N is too busy getting loved up to take your calls
↳ drsreid that’s kind of gross…
pennygarcia drama in the comments?
↳ yourinstagram you don’t wanna know
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sarahY/L/N rehearsal dinner!!! Less that 24 ours until we’re married!!!
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thomas1980 can’t wait to see you tomorrow baby
↳ sarahY/L/N can you believe we’ll be Mr and Mrs this time tomorrow!
lukethedude is Y/N still the maid of honour?
↳ yourinstagram why??? Are you offering to take my place? Busted up nose won’t go with the dress unfortunately.
↳ lukethedude it wouldn’t be busted up if you didn’t bring that asshole boyfriend
↳ sarahY/L/N can you two please just STOP IT
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sarahY/L/N Wedding day!!!!!
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thomas1980 fiancé ❌ wife ✅
↳ sarahY/L/N I like the sound of that
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livvyliv don’t we make perfect bridemaids?
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yourinstagram let’s hope we don’t outshine bridezilla!
↳ sarahY/L/N you know I can see this right?
pennygarcia OH MY GOD!!! That colour looks so good on you
ahotch 🖤
↳ drsreid why is Hotch commenting?
↳ pennygarcia oh my god what does this mean????
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yourinstagram I only want to go to weddings if you’ll be my date 🖤
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derek.morgan oh girl you’re down bad!
livvyliv why are you guys so cute?
↳ emily.prentiss I was thinking the same!
jennifer.jay I want to know who this mystery man is!!!
↳ pennygarcia same!
↳ jennifer.jay emily definitely knows something
↳ emily.prentiss 🤐🤐🤐
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sarahburns I’m officially Mrs Burns!!!
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yourinstagram so happy for you sissy🫶🏻 i love you!
↳ sarahburns sissy, you’re going to make me cry 🥺
thomas1980 that’s my WIFE!
ahotch congratulations.
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austinshotbutlers · 11 months
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top 5 Hotch outfits
oh this is so hard but such a good ask!!!! okay so
1. navy suit w/light blue shirt and blue tie! v underrated i think 🤭
2. blue quarter zip in 5x10
3. gray suit, red tie
4. any type of workout clothes 😵‍💫
5. green polo in beyond borders 🫠
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austinshotbutlers · 11 months
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AHHHHH @mina2000alex I’m so happy you liked it!!!
You’re suggestions for the prologue and epilogue are top notch!!!👀 definitely might use them as influence for when I come round to actually write them!
Thank you for your never ending support for this series, it truly meant so much to me💙💙💙
The Wedding Date - Part Six
Pairing: Aaron Hotchner x Fem!BAU!Reader
Summary: Your sister’s wedding is approaching fast and the thought of showing your boyfriend off to you family and your ex-boyfriend seems like a very appealing idea. The only problem is… you don’t have a boyfriend. Luckily your stony faced, serious, sexy boss has agreed to be your fake boyfriend for the weekend. What could possibly go wrong?
Word count: 4.6K
TW: Swearing, smut (unprotected sex, oral F! receiving) and bad writing?
A/N: A lot happens on this chpater but I hope its nice and smooth to read 😬 but we’re finally at the last chapter!!! I hope you’ve enjoyed it all. Like I said before, i plan to write a prologue and epiloge and still have two social media AUs to post! Thank you for all the love and support!
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You were stood with your ear pressed against the door in the hopes of hearing the conversation between Tom and Sarah. You were able to make out little snippets here and there when suddenly your mom came bounding over. “What’s going on?” She asked. “Sarah is meant to be walking down the aisle in five minutes.”
“Mom… shhhh.” You said turning to her. “Sarah is just… having a minute to calm her nerves.” You lied.
Weiterlesen
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austinshotbutlers · 11 months
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Thanks for the tag! 💙
Fav colour: Lilac and anything green
Currently reading: Bridgerton - The Duke and I by Julia Quinn (I just finished Love on the Brain by Ali Hazelwood and highly recommend it!!!)
Last song: Karma by Taylor Swift
Last series: The newest episode of Ted Lasso! And of course my monthly rewatch of criminal minds!
Last movie: You’ve got mail
Sweet, spicy or savoury: Sweet!
Craving: Nando’s so badly 🤤 specifically their grilled chicken wrap and peri salted chips!
Tea or coffee: TEA!!!!!☕️ (I have about 5 cups a day🫣)
Currently working on: My last uni assignment of year two and also refreshing my French and German from my GCSEs in 2019! (Thank you duolingo💚)
Tags 💙 (no pressure!) - @jayxox @hothothotch @ssamorganhotchner @wifeyreid
Get to know me
Had to make a new one since the one I was tagged in won't let me reblog
thanks to @hecate-spawn always tagging me in these
🎨 favourite colour: cyan or this one shade of pink that's between hot pink and the color of Danganronpa blood
📖 currently reading: Tarot cards for beginners
🎶 last song: Judas by Lady Gaga (I have a very specific video idea/fake senario with that song about my oc Amare and I needed to think about it)
🎬 last movie: Whole movie wise, Secret of moonacre, partly, I walked in on my mom watching the end of Antman and the Wasp Quantummainia and joined her
📺 last series: Owl House
🍴sweet, spicy, savory: sweet
🤤 craving: pizza rolls and cookies from crumbl cookie
☕ tea or coffee: don't really like coffee or normal tea but I do like Lipton green tea and the peach tea
🤓 currently working on: like 5 videos
Tagging: @sleepdeprivedpikachu @cipher-of-the-round-table- @endless---possibility @xionandpluto14 @xiiiwayfinders and anyone else because I have no brain
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austinshotbutlers · 11 months
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Guys idk why my tags were fucked up for the most recent part of the wedding date - I think it’s all sorted now and very one should be properly tagged now. Apologies though if you’ve had loads of notifs saying you’ve been tagged! 💙
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austinshotbutlers · 1 year
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The Wedding Date Taglist 2/2: @lovurryy @rey26 @katiehall99 @stcrksimpala @averyhotchner @mystic-mara @wifeyreid @yellowcupcakes @savage-aespa @piakae @baettokkis @wrensical003 @nogitsune-the @yappydoo @ivory-raptor @cordyandbilliehavemyheart @kymimi @sibsteria @reidsbookclub @sarcasm-ismy-onlydefense-blog @yeehawbitchs @toastmaster94 @tenatiousbookworm @anotherblackfangirl @constantwritingblock @itmejado @adrienette715 @georgeweasleysbum @burningbluebizard @coffee-two-sugars @hotchalvez @lokifanfic2021 @fudosl @jesuisbenny @alicecullenlvr @montyfandomlove @emlynblack @juno-1610 @regulus-black-223048 @mushy-mushroom04 @misacc08 @littlesatanicassholebitch  @jazzerbelle14  @asdfghjklicia @nd264 @nachofriess @ceruleanrainblues  @avada-kedavra-bitch-187 @foxlover89 @uncle-eggy @mrs-ssa-hotch @mooniesthings @feyres-fireheart @aaronhotchswife
The Wedding Date - Part Six
Pairing: Aaron Hotchner x Fem!BAU!Reader
Summary: Your sister’s wedding is approaching fast and the thought of showing your boyfriend off to you family and your ex-boyfriend seems like a very appealing idea. The only problem is… you don’t have a boyfriend. Luckily your stony faced, serious, sexy boss has agreed to be your fake boyfriend for the weekend. What could possibly go wrong?
Word count: 4.6K
TW: Swearing, smut (unprotected sex, oral F! receiving) and bad writing?
A/N: A lot happens on this chpater but I hope its nice and smooth to read 😬 but we’re finally at the last chapter!!! I hope you’ve emjoyed it all. Like I said before, i plan to write a prologue and epiloge and still have two social media AUs to post! Thank you for all the love and support!
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You were stood with your ear pressed against the door in the hopes of hearing the conversation between Tom and Sarah. You were able to make out little snippets here and there when suddenly your mom came bounding over. “What’s going on?” She asked. “Sarah is meant to be walking down the aisle in five minutes.”
“Mom… shhhh.” You said turning to her. “Sarah is just… having a minute to calm her nerves.” You lied.
Keep reading
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austinshotbutlers · 1 year
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The Wedding Date Taglist 1/2: @wanniiieeee @notsopersonalcharlie @blackeyedangel9805 @preciousbabypeter @stxlemate @twilightlover2007 @justarandommom @impala1967dwinchester @spencermiromantiko @julyhoney @thecubanator2 @xphantomphanphanaticx @lawlesshedgehog @louderfortheback @ssamorganhotchner @essenceproxima @lespendy @stiles-argent24 @rousethemouse @tvdstelenaforever @wandererseye @bibella8swan @yourfavunsub @bibimangines @lou-the-confused-bisexual @realm8626 @sophiaj650 @bylones @howabouticallyou @madz-19 @hotchnerxo @supercriminalbean @jayxox @sweetpeterparker @mina2000alex @xoxokiwi @rayofeffingsunshine @helmihotchner @pedrohoe04 @blackqueenie-18 @crocodilefeet2707 @mynotesapptbh @cryingraccoonn @victoriaholland @1d-obssesed @jemssafespace @red-red-rogue @fandomalert31 @valentinaromanoff @smad809 @pretty-little-bunny382728 @tim-thefrog @mojo366 @jazzymariexoxoxo @dankfarrick29 @gffesegjoiegj @fuckthealarm @users09 @8crazy-freak8 @jazzerbelle14 @vsophb
The Wedding Date - Part Six
Pairing: Aaron Hotchner x Fem!BAU!Reader
Summary: Your sister’s wedding is approaching fast and the thought of showing your boyfriend off to you family and your ex-boyfriend seems like a very appealing idea. The only problem is… you don’t have a boyfriend. Luckily your stony faced, serious, sexy boss has agreed to be your fake boyfriend for the weekend. What could possibly go wrong?
Word count: 4.6K
TW: Swearing, smut (unprotected sex, oral F! receiving) and bad writing?
A/N: A lot happens on this chpater but I hope its nice and smooth to read 😬 but we’re finally at the last chapter!!! I hope you’ve emjoyed it all. Like I said before, i plan to write a prologue and epiloge and still have two social media AUs to post! Thank you for all the love and support!
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You were stood with your ear pressed against the door in the hopes of hearing the conversation between Tom and Sarah. You were able to make out little snippets here and there when suddenly your mom came bounding over. “What’s going on?” She asked. “Sarah is meant to be walking down the aisle in five minutes.”
“Mom… shhhh.” You said turning to her. “Sarah is just… having a minute to calm her nerves.” You lied.
Keep reading
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austinshotbutlers · 1 year
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The Wedding Date - Part Six
Pairing: Aaron Hotchner x Fem!BAU!Reader
Summary: Your sister's wedding is approaching fast and the thought of showing your boyfriend off to you family and your ex-boyfriend seems like a very appealing idea. The only problem is... you don't have a boyfriend. Luckily your stony faced, serious, sexy boss has agreed to be your fake boyfriend for the weekend. What could possibly go wrong?
Word count: 4.6K
TW: Swearing, smut (unprotected sex, oral F! receiving) and bad writing?
A/N: A lot happens on this chpater but I hope its nice and smooth to read 😬 but we’re finally at the last chapter!!! I hope you’ve enjoyed it all. Like I said before, i plan to write a prologue and epiloge and still have two social media AUs to post! Thank you for all the love and support!
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You were stood with your ear pressed against the door in the hopes of hearing the conversation between Tom and Sarah. You were able to make out little snippets here and there when suddenly your mom came bounding over. “What’s going on?” She asked. “Sarah is meant to be walking down the aisle in five minutes.”
“Mom… shhhh.” You said turning to her. “Sarah is just… having a minute to calm her nerves.” You lied.
“Ok, well please tell her to hurry up, the guests are getting antsy! I’ll just go and get your father.” And she walked off down the hall. As soon as she was out of sight, you pressed your ear back against the door.
“Tom, I just can’t tell you how sorry I am I never told you.” Sarah choked out.
“Look baby, I don’t care! It happened before we were together. I just needed a minute to process that you slept with Luke. I mean, I know he’s my friend and everything but Luke? Really?” Tom said with a slight jokiness.
“Do you still want to go ahead with this?” Sarah asked meekly.
“Hell yes, I do! But from this day forth, we tell each other everything ok?” Tom said. “If this marriage thing is gonna work honey, we need to be truthful.”
“Of course!” Sarah said, her tone a little cheerier.
“I actually think you should thank your sister.” Tom began and you could hear the eye roll in Sarah’s scoff. “I’m glad she got you to tell me actually. I’d much prefer to have heard it from you than Luke, we know his reputation for blurting things out.”
“I guess you’re right. I mean, I just told her she was a shitty sister when I’m the shitty one.” Sarah sighed and you triumphantly smiled to yourself. Sarah never admitted she was wrong so to hear it straight from the horse’s mouth, it was music to your ears. “I mean, what the hell was I thinking about sleeping with Luke in the first place? I think I was just desperate for your attention.”
“And it worked,” Tom replied. “Come on, let’s do this thing.”
You heard Tom’s footsteps towards the door and frantically scrambled away from your position where your ear has been pressed up against the wood. Tom opened the door and looked at you with a bright smile on his face, followed by a big thumbs up. He then made his way down the hallway, presumably to wait for your sister at the altar.
You cautiously walked towards your sister and knocked lightly at the door. Sarah hastily turned around and looked at you. She didn’t say a word, but you knew by the way she tilted her head, she was inviting you into the room. You slowly walked in and stopped a few steps in front of Sarah.
“So…” you started. “Is everything…” You didn’t know how to finish the sentence.
“Y/N.” Sarah cut you off. “I’m sorry. Utterly and completely sorry. Sorry for what I did, sorry for not telling you, just sorry for being a shitty sister.” “Thank you.” You replied. “I guess maybe I should apologise as well but I was hurt. I just couldn’t believe you kept it a secret from me for so long.”
“And I completely understand that Y/N! You don’t have to apologise.” Sarah said and you were shocked to hear the words leave her lips. Never did you think you’d be hearing Sarah take accountability for her actions while also justifying your own.
“How did Tom take the news?” you asked despite knowing.
“He was hurt I didn’t tell him sooner, of course he has every right to be upset about it.” Sarah started. “But he still wants to get married!” and you could hear the relief in her voice and a bright smile filled her face.
“You will still be my maid of honour, won’t you?” Sarah asked, worry wavering in her voice.
“Of course, I will Sarah.” You smiled. “You’re still my sister… despite the shitty things you may have done.”
“Thank you!” she exclaimed, pulling you in for a tight hug. “Thank you so much sissy.”
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You found Aaron hovering outside the entrance to the hall the ceremony was about to take place. He was watching people fidgeting in their seats as they awaited the bride’s entrance.
“Hey!” you smiled as you reached him. Aaron turned around to face you and a smile grew on his face. Aaron was relieved to see you in a happier mood than a mere 30 minutes ago.
“Everything ok?” He asked.
“Everything is good. I actually received several apologies from Sarah. Something I never thought I’d hear to be honest.” You began. “Oh! And I guess it’s good news that the wedding is still going ahead.”
“That’s great then.” Aaron smiled and leaned down to place a soft kiss on his lips. “I’m glad you sorted everything but remember, you have every right to be upset with the situation.”
Your heart melted at his words, and you leaned up to peck another quick kiss on his lips.
“Thank you,” you whispered to him.
“I just want you to know, your feelings are valid and justified,” Aaron added.
“I know Aaron and I love you for being just so perfect.” You smiled brightly and a pink tint tinged the tips of Aaron’s ears. He wrapped his arms around your waist while yours slid up his arms to perch around his neck.
“I love you, Agent Hotchner.” You smiled.
“I love you too Agent Y/L/N.” Aaron replied placing his lips on yours once again in a searing kiss.
“What do you think you’re doing!” Your mom hissed through her teeth causing you and Aaron to hastily pull apart from each other.
“Aaron, go find your seat! Y/N, where is your bouquet?” Your mom frantically barked her orders. “Sarah is about to walk down the aisle. Quick get into positions!”
“I’ll see you soon.” You whispered to Aaron before he escorted your mom down the aisle to their seats.
Then, the excited bridesmaids began to clamber into the hallway, arranging themselves in the correct order and checking all their dresses were straight and their bouquets looked perfect. Next came Sarah, looking so flawless despite the chaotic last hour, with her arm firmly folded into your dad’s.
“Are we all ready?” Sarah asked excitedly and a wave of murmurs and excited whispers followed from the crowd of bridesmaids.
“Are you ready?” you asked Sarah and she nodded eagerly.
“I’m so ready!” Sarah replied.
You smiled at her and took your position, ready to walk down the aisle. The music started to play and off you went.
***
“More champagne?” Aaron asked, offering the bottle.
“Yes please.” You smiled, passing your glass to Aaron. He took it and filled it up perfectly with the bubbly beverage before handing the glass back to you.
“You looked so beautiful during the ceremony,” Aaron said to you as you took a sip from your champagne flute.
“Flattery will get you everywhere Mr Hotchner.” You laughed, placing a hand on his thigh.
Aaron placed his hand on top of yours and smiled at you before the two of you looked around the room at everyone as they finished their meals. Sarah and Tom were giggling away at their table at the front while Livvy was flirting with one of the groomsmen she had been put with for the ceremony.
“Everyone has finished their meals.” You groaned, burying your head into Aaron’s neck.
“Yes?...” He responded slightly confused.
“So it means it’ll be speeches soon and I cannot stand public speaking.” You sighed.
Aaron laughed which caused you to sit up and shoot him a glare.
“Why are you laughing?” You asked slightly annoyed. “This is my worst nightmare.”
“I’m not laughing at you.” Aaron replied. “It’s just funny that you can deliver a profile to police officers you’ve never met before but can’t make a speech in front of people you know.”
“Well, there’s a slight difference.” You said. “There are a lot more people here than at any police station.”
Aaron just chuckled as he placed a soft kiss on your temple. “You’ll be fine,” he murmured against your skin.
Suddenly, the sound of a knife being tapped against a glass caught everyone’s attention and every guest turned to face the bride and groom. Tom was stood up and pulled a paper from his suit pocket, unfolding it carefully before holding it out, ready to read his speech. One by one, everyone made their speeches, Tom, Sarah, your dad, Tom’s mom and Luke (whose speech was fortunately short, snappy and a little bit awkward) before it was your turn. Aaron squeezed your hand reassuringly as you stood up, everyone’s eyes shifting to you.
You cleared your throat before speaking. “Hi everyone. I hope you’ve all been enjoying yourselves so far. Don’t worry! I am the last speechmaker for the night so as soon as I’m done, you’re free to head to the bar.” You joked and a few laughs echoed around the room. You ran your hands down the front of your dress, your palms sweaty from nerves. “Sarah. I remember when we were younger, you would cut pictures out of mom’s magazines to design your own wedding in your scrapbook. They were always so big and extravagant with bright pink dresses and crazy venues like Disneyland. But I also remember the hours I spent tidying up all your paper scraps and rubbish,” You laughed and others joined in including Sarah. “You always knew exactly what you wanted and I guess I was jealous of you in that way. You had your life perfectly planned out while I was stuck deciding if I wanted to profile criminals or not, much to Mom’s dismay.” And this time your dad’s laugh caught your ears. “And I’ll be honest, I had been dreading your wedding, I really had! But now that I’m here, while we may have had our rocky patches over the last few days, you’ll always be my sister and I want you to be happy, I know you and Tom will have a very happy life together. To Tom and Sarah!” you said, raising your glass and everyone followed.
You immediately sat back down and released a breath.
“That was perfect,” Aaron muttered as you sat. “I think I saw Sarah wipe away some tears.”
“Phew, at least I didn’t fuck that up.” You replied and watched as the guests began to file through the doors to the dancefloor and bar. “Come on, let's go get a drink.”
***
The dance floor was heaving with everyone dancing as the DJ played a mixture of upbeat songs. You and Aaron stood and watched the chaos as you both sipped on a glass of scotch. He had his arm wrapped around your waist while your head rested against his shoulder. The several glasses of alcohol had now begun to go to your head.
“Thank you,” You said. “For agreeing to come with me. Never did I think that the things that happened over the last few days would have happened when you said you’d be my fake boyfriend.”
“I think, agreeing to be your fake boyfriend was one of the best decisions I’ve ever made.” Aaron smiled. “Finally having the confidence to tell you how I really feel about you was something I never thought would happen.”
“We also had sex.” You said excitedly and Aaron chuckled to himself, amused by your tipsy revelations.
You were just about to speak again when one of your favourite songs began to play, echoing loudly around the room.
“Oh my god! I love this song.” You smiled brightly and Aaron melted at the sight of how happy you were. “Come on! Let's dance.”
You both put your glasses down on the bar before you dragged Aaron onto the busy dancefloor. You wrapped your arms around his neck while Aaron’s hands found your hips by instinct as you began to sway in time with the music together. You buried your head into Aaron's neck and your knees nearly buckled at the comforting smell of his cologne. Everything felt so perfect.
“How long do you think we have to stay here?” Aaron asked.
“Why? Have somewhere you want to be?” You questioned with a laugh.
“Yes I do,” he smirked. “And it involves you, a bed and no clothes.”
“I like the sound of that,” you smiled, leaning up and placing a kiss on his lips. “How about we stay for another hour and then I’m all yours?”
“Sounds perfect,” Aaron smiled. “I’ll just get us another drink.”
You nodded with a smile and watched as Aaron made his way through the sea of people on the dance floor and towards the bar.
A sweaty hand on your arm drew you from your thoughts and you turned to see Liv with a huge grin plastering her face.
“How has your night been?” She asked.
“Good!” You shouted so Liv could hear you over the music.
“I’m surprised Aaron hasn’t taken you home yet and ripped that dress off you.” She laughed and you rolled your eyes jokingly. “I’m currently trying to persuade Josh to invite me back to his hotel.” And she pointed over to the good-looking, blonde-haired man.
“I think his name is Greg.” You corrected her with a laugh.
“Whatever!” Liv laughed. “He’s hot and it's ritual for a bridesmaid to hook up with a groomsman.”
You laughed and shook your head.
“Here honey,” Aaron’s voice said from behind you and you turned to see him holding out a glass of white wine to you. You took it from him gratefully and Aaron looked over to Liv who was beside you. “Sorry Liv, I would have got you a drink as well,” Aaron said, and a warmth flared in your chest from just how sweet he is.
“Don’t worry about it Aaron,” Liv smiled and then she turned back to you. “Operation ‘hook up with Josh’ is in full swing.”
“Greg!” You corrected her again with a laugh.
“Greg… whatever!” Liv shrugged you off with a laugh as she headed back towards the blonde groomsman.
“What was that about?” Aaron laughed as he took a sip from his bottle of beer before wrapping his arm around your waist.
“Just Liv’s chosen target for the night.” You laughed in response and leaned your head on Aaron’s shoulder.
The night went on as you and Aaron found yourself comfortably seated at a table, drinking wine and sharing kisses every now and then. The dancefloor was still alive with people including your mom and dad as well as Livvy (who was far too busy kissing the groomsman, Greg). Sarah and Tom had cut the cake, which had been shared amongst all the guests before she tossed the bouquet which Tom’s little sister caught (much to her boyfriend’s hatred!).
You looked over to Aaron as he watched the room and leaned into his ear so he could hear you.
“Let’s get out of here,” you said and Aaron could practically hear the smirk in your voice. “We’ve stayed a lot longer than we said we would and now I’m desperate to get you alone.”
Aaron looked into your eyes with a desire that sent butterflies through your stomach.
“Come on,” he said, standing up and taking your hand. “Let’s get a cab.”
You quickly made your way around the room, bidding your farewells to Sarah and Tom, your mom and dad and of course Liv, who gave you a knowing wink as you pulled away from your hug with her.
Once comfortably situated inside a cab on your way home, Aaron had you pulled close to him, littering your neck with soft kisses and occasionally nipping your skin.
“If you keep this up, we’re going to get kicked out of the cab,” you giggled. “And I don’t particularly want to be walking home in these heels.”
“I’ll carry you,” Aaron mumbled between placing kisses down your neck towards your collarbone.
“I… like this side of you,” you breathed out as Aaron’s hand came to rest on your thigh, squeezing it gently. “But we’re nearly home and then I’ll be completely and utterly yours.”
Aaron simply nodded and buried his head in your neck where he stayed the rest of the journey home.
Aaron’s hands were on you the second you walked through the door. He squeezed your hips as his lips met yours in a bruising kiss before trailing down your neck, nipping lightly at your skin. Within seconds, Aaron had you pushed up against the wall, his head ducked down low as he placed sloppily kisses across your cleavage.
“So…. Desperate…” you muttered breathlessly.
“You are irresistible,” Aaron mumbled, lifting his head to look at your face. His gaze was intense and filled with lust and heat settled in the bottom of your abdomen.
“Upstairs?” Aaron suggested but it came out more as a demand.
“Yes Sir,” You replied and flashed him a teasing smile when you saw his eyes darken at the use of the professional name.
The two of you frantically made your way upstairs and headed straight for your bedroom. You slammed the door behind you and kicked off your heels while Aaron began to take off his suit jacket and loosened his tie. You made your way over to him and started to unbutton the crisp white shirt, your fingers delicately brushing over his skin. As soon as he was freed of the white fabric, you leaned up to kiss Aaron and as your lips met in a searing kiss, Aaron’s hands fiddled with the zip at the back of your dress before effortlessly pulling it all the way down. He pulled away from the kiss first, tugging lightly at the silky fabric of the dress to encourage it to slip off your body. Once you had your arms free of the straps, the fabric slipped smoothly down your body and pooled at your feet. Aaron’s breath hitched as he took in your appearance before his lips were back on yours and you could feel his growing erection pushing into you.
“I… I need you,” you managed to mutter between breathless kisses. Your underwear was practically soaking now, you needed Aaron inside of you immediately.
“Get on the bed,” he whispered against your lips in a commanding tone. You did as he instructed and laid on the bed. You looked back up at Aaron’s tall, dominating stance from where he stood looking down at you from the end of the bed. You bit your lip as you looked at the bulge straining against Aaron’s trousers, spreading your legs apart ever so slightly to show Aaron that you were ready for him.
Aaron got down onto his knees and pulled you closer towards him by your ankles. He started kissing gently up your legs, scattering small pecks here and there before he reached your thighs where he then started to nip lightly at the skin. You gasped out in shock at the sudden feeling of his teeth on your skin and were now very aware of how close Aaron was to your soaked pussy.
“A…Aaron,” you breathed out. “I need you…”
“Do you trust me?” Aaron asked from his position between your legs and you nodded quickly.
His fingers hooked under the fabric of your underwear and he began pulling them down your legs until you were completely free of the wet fabric. Aaron then returned to your centre and slowly slid two fingers inside of you.
“So wet already…” Aaron mused as he began to pump his fingers in and out of you gently.
You gasped at the pleasure and grasped at the bed sheets when Aaron’s thumb made contact with your clit. Then suddenly, Aaron ducked his head down and before you could ask what he was doing, his tongue swiped through your wet folds.
“Oh!” you gasped out as Aaron stayed buried between your thighs, his tongue circling around your clit. Your hand found its way into Aaron’s hair, grasping it between your fingers and pulling on it ever so gently.
The taste of your arousal on Aaron’s tongue was enough to push him over the edge as he traced his tongue back and forth through your folds, his tongue swirling and circling again and again around your clit, your hips bucking up slightly at the pleasure.
“You’re…. you’re really good at this,” you managed to whisper through your pleasure. No previous partner had ever gone down on you before, Aaron was opening your eyes to a whole new world of pleasure.
He hummed something from between your thighs and the vibrations that followed through your body were enough to tip you over the edge. Aaron kept teasing his tongue through your folds, his hands had a strong grip on your hips to keep you in place as he pushed his tongue hard around your clit.
“Aaron… I’m going to,” you couldn’t finish your sentence as the orgasm took over your body. The moans that left your throat motivated Aaron to keep teasing and circling your pussy as he began to taste all of you.
Once you came back to your senses, you pulled Aaron up so that he was hovering over you and wrapped your arms around his neck to pull him into a desperate, bruising kiss.
“That was… incredible.” You mumbled against his slightly swollen lips. “But now I need you inside of me.”
Aaron chuckled before looking into your eyes and muttering something along the lines of ‘so desperate’ as he pulled back from you and looked down at your naked body.
“Please Aaron…” you groaned as you sat up and impatiently reached for his belt, beginning to unbuckle it.
As soon as Aaron was rid of his trousers and boxers, he was hovering above you and placing kisses along your jaw and neck.
“Ready?” Aaron asked between kisses.
“Yes!” you replied desperately.
Aaron reached down and aligned his cock with your centre, rubbing the head through your wet folds a few times before he slowly pushed himself inside of you. You gasped at the sudden fullness and gripped Aaron’s shoulders, your nails digging into his skin.
“Ok?” Aaron asked and you nodded quickly.
Aaron then began rocking his hips against yours at a teasingly slow pace, nearly pulling out of you before he thrust his length back inside of your pussy.
“Harder.” You said in between your breathless moans and Aaron quickly obliged, his pace quickening as he began to fuck you hard.
“Been thinking about this…” Aaron grunted as he thrust into you. “All day.”
“Me too!” You replied and moaned loudly as Aaron fucked deeper into you, hitting the right stop.
Your moans, Aaron could listen to them all day – they were enough to push him tumbling over the edge, but he tried to restrain himself for as long as he could.
“Touch yourself,” Aaron instructed.
You did as he said and started circling your clit as Aaron’s thrusts began to become sloppy as he reached closer and closer to his own pleasure.
“Fuck!” Aaron hissed as he come inside of you. The sudden heat that filled you up was enough to then push you over the edge into blinding pleasure as Aaron rode out his orgasm.
“Oh! Aaron…” you moaned into his neck, your hands flying up to grip his shoulders as Aaron’s pace began to slow down.
Aaron was mindlessly twiddling his fingers through the ends of your hair as the two of you laid in each other's arms. Your body still tingled with Aaron’s touch and satisfaction flowed through your veins.
“Now all this wedding shit is over, I can finally thank you properly for agreeing to come with me.” You said as you snuggled closer into Aaron’s chest.
“You’ve been thanking me all weekend honey,” Aaron replied and placed a kiss on the top of your head. “Again, if I hadn’t agreed to come with you, I’d still be silently pinning for you from my office.”
“If you hadn’t come, I don’t think I’d have been able to make it through the week without committing murder.” You laughed and sat up to look at him. “And of course, I would never have had the opportunity to tell you how I’ve been madly in love with you since the day I joined the BAU.”
“I love you so much,” Aaron smiled, sitting up slightly so he was now elevated on his arm.
“I love you too.” You smiled brightly and leaned down to capture Aaron’s lips in a quick, chaste kiss. “You have been the best fake boyfriend ever.”
Aaron let out a hearty laugh before looking back at you with nothing but complete adoration in his eyes that made you feel butterflies in your stomach.
“I hope I’m not being too bold to assume that my title has been upgraded?” He asked with an anxious smile.
“Aaron Hotchner is this your attempt to ask me to be your girlfriend?” you laughed and a red tint tinged the tips of Aaron’s ears.
“Well…” Aaron couldn’t find the words.
You laughed loudly before throwing your arms around his neck and peppering his cheek and jawline with kisses.
“I’d love nothing more than to be officially known as your girlfriend.” You smiled and Aaron leaned up to place a bruising kiss on your lips. “You’re now my go-to wedding date.” You smiled brightly and Aaron chuckled.
***
One year later
A knock on his office door drew Aaron from his thoughts. He put down the file he had been looking at and turned to face the door where you were standing.
“Agent Y/L/N,” Aaron said in his ‘professional’ voice. “Come in.”
You walked into the office and shut the door behind you as you produced a pink envelope which Aaron rose an eyebrow at.
“What’s that?” He asked curiously.
“So, big news.” You began, a wide smile spreading across your face. “Livvy’s and Greg’s wedding invitation has just been delivered!”
“Brilliant,” Aaron replied in a monotonous tone, his eyes had drifted back to the file he had previously been reading.
“Aaron! This is important!” You scold him as you sit yourself down on the chair across from his desk.
“Sorry sweetheart, I’m listening. Liv’s wedding invitation, yes?”
“Yes! It’s in 3 months' time. 25th September in LA of course.” You smiled, sliding the invitation across the desk for Aaron to read.
“Is this your way of asking for the time off?” He asked, a teasing look in his eyes.
“you’re so funny…” you rolled your eyes. “I thought you’d know by now baby, you’re always my go-to wedding date remember.”
“Of course! How could I forget.” Aaron replied sarcastically but with a small smile on his lips. “Luckily this time, we won’t have to pretend we’re dating.”
You laughed as you took the invitation back from Aaron. “That’s very true!” Aaron stood up as he walked you to the door of his office.
“So save the date Hotchner, 25th September you’re coming back to LA with me. Back to see my psychotic family.”
“I wouldn’t have it any other way Y/L/N.” Aaron chuckled and leaned in to place a soft kiss on your lips.
“Not very appropriate workplace behaviour Sir,” You teased him.
“It’s a good thing my blinds are closed then,” Aaron smirked and ducked his head down to place another searing kiss on your lips.
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nahhh imagine the sexual harassment seminar but it’s about r and aaron 😭😭😭 like she just grabs his ass when they’re looking into the interrogation room, or covers him in hickeys when it’s time to go to work
“checking out your bosses behind? not appropriate.”
LMFAOOOO IM OBSESSED WITH THIS?????? 😭
you’re feral when it comes to him. and aaron does try to be careful and professional but sometimes he thinks with his other head 😞 so when you jump on him at work, sometimes he’s just too weak to stop you </3
like when you sit on his lap and forget to lock the door - you’ve been caught making out on his office chair more than once 😭 or when you’re driving and you ask one of the other members of the team to call aaron and update him on the case and his contact name is not appropriate at all 😭😭
same when he calls you and you answer something that has the same vibe as penelope’s “talk dirty to me” thinking aaron is alone and everyone in the room is just 🧍‍♀️🧍 lmfaoo
and his ass is too perfect to resist grabbing it when you think no one is looking (someone usually is looking) 💀
so during the seminar they start mentioning some veeeeery familiar things 🤭 “sitting on your boss’s lap during lunch break. not appropriate.” “making out in the elevator of our building. not appropriate.” “telling your boss that ‘he’s hot when he’s mad’ while he’s interrogating a suspect. not appropriate.” “calling your subordinate ‘angel’ or ‘baby’ in business emails. not appropriate!”
you’re just giggling the whole time but aaron wants to DISAPPEAR 😭😭😭🤭
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Hi mei!
can i request some dbf!hotch except bc reader is an adult he doesn't actually realise the much younger person he's been dating is bestie's child. (i picture the dad working in fbi/law enforcement so maybe they run into one another at an fbi gala or whatnot)
today is multiverse monday! send me any au you can think of :)
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Aaron had thought nothing of the fact that the chief of the city they're in had the same last name as you. He's known the guy for years, and when you'd signed onto his team he made a vague connection in his head, but nothing ever became of it. After all, they've met a dozen Morgans in the field, even more Garcias, and even Reid was more common than he'd thought at first.
Plus, he's kinda sorta been mentally referring to you with his own last name for a few weeks now, after you'd pointed out a wedding ring ad in a magazine to him. Said you were 'just looking', but he'd seen the glimmer in your eyes. Bottom line, it takes an effort not to introduce you as Y/N Hotchner to his old friend.
"Chief Y/L/N, this is Agent Y/N Y/L/N," He gestures to you with a soft chuckle, "Maybe you're related."
You give Aaron a funny look, a silly smile on your face, "Uh, yeah, maybe."
"Honey," The chief greets you, and Aaron's polite smile dims as the man reaches out to hug you.
"Dad," You gush beside the man's ear as he squeezes you tight, "It's good to see you again."
"You too," Your dad reluctantly lets you go, after all, there's still a serial killer on the loose, "Aaron, I thought you knew we were related?"
"I didn't," He admits sheepishly, "And you- uh, I didn't know you had a daughter. At least not in the workforce."
"My younger sister is ten," You explain, and Aaron marvels at the age gap, "He probably only talks about her cause she's his favorite."
"She's my favorite because she doesn't excuse me of picking favorites between my children," Your father elbows you with a good-natured grin, "And because she's less rebellious than you were."
"Rebellious," You scoff, "I was an angel."
"A fallen one," Your dad leans in to stage-whisper to Aaron, "The next time she gives you trouble, just call me and I'll tell you about what she was like when she was younger. Whatever she's done will pale in comparison, I guarantee it."
Aaron is only able to chuckle along to your dad's teasing, internally stunned and struggling to comprehend the situation. When your dad turns to head into his office, you pointedly fall back beside Aaron, turning to face him with an amused grin.
"You seriously didn't know?" You cross your arms over your chest, "It's in my file."
"I must have missed it," Aaron admits, brow creasing in confusion and sudden, epiphanic understanding, "Is that why you always turn my picture of the chief and I to face the wall before we have sex?"
"Yes," You laugh, "Why did you think?"
"I thought you didn't like my shirt or something," Aaron muses, "You know I donated that shirt for you!"
You let out a snort, one that you seem embarrassed by if the way you cover your mouth and let your eyes flutter shut is any indication. You take a moment to breathe, "The shirt was fine. Not the best, but not as unsexy as my dad."
"Not the best," Aaron grumbles, turning to busy himself with the whiteboard the precinct has set up, "I loved that shirt."
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PATRICK WILSON as Ed Warren — The Conjuring (2013) dir. James Wan
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austinshotbutlers · 1 year
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Long time no see!!! I am so nearly done with the wedding date - i got swamped with my teaching placement but now i’m free!!! it’ll be posted very soon
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austinshotbutlers · 1 year
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pov: Austin and your wedding 💍♥️
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