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To whoever I borrowed the idea to write each student a postcard from: I hate you.
My hand hurts. I've been working on these 84 cards all week and still have a third of them to go. And I keep having to look up their info because apparently 8th graders don't know their own addresses.
I hope they love it because this is a lot of effort for the first week that I am digging deep to find.
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@wildflowersindecember if you don't laugh at like 90% of these then maybe we aren't soulmates after all. Seriously though this is an amazing compilation. 💯👍🏼😂
this is probably the best compilation out there
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@wildflowersindecember I am so ashamed but I'm 100% here for Antoni.
i hate this nnnn
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100% snorted
I have a feeling this will become iconic in due time.
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you know, when i said i wanted the real world to be more like harry potter i just meant the teleportation and the butterbeer, not the entire plot of book 5 where the government refuses to do anything about a deadly threat so the teenagers have to rise up and fight back
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@wildflowersindecember a game for when we start going to art museums and get all cultured-ish...
one thing me n my art loving gf would do is visit galleries and play a game called “root, loot or boot”
the gist is that you would look at a group of paintings in a room and decide which figure in the painting you’d root (fuck, in Australian slang), which painting you’d loot (steal and put on your wall at home) and which painting you’d boot (punt into the garbage because it’s shit and Not Art)
a couple of things about my experiences:
1. this game is a lot more fun if you’re attracted to women because there’s so many Hot Gals to choose from
2. if you are attracted to men, you will spend a lot of time going “well, looks like I’ll have to pick jesus again” as my bi gf did
3. it gets more complicated in modern art museums and you find yourself having saying, “I’d fuck the rhombus” “you CAN’T fuck the rhombus” “then I’ll fuck that blue squiggle thing. what’s it called?” “creeping existential dread in blue” “then does that mean I’m fucking the squiggle or am I getting fucked by the existential dread it represents?” “aren’t we all already getting fucked by existential dread?”
4. if you play this with an art history nerd, they may decide to kill you over one of your “boot” choices
5. you will get Disapproving Looks from other patrons who overhear your heated debates
6. it’s also the best fun you’ll ever have in an art gallery
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so much truth
white people when they drop something: ah fiddlesticks
white people when they win a board game: hooty hoo!!!
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Timmy was always a bit different from the other ostriches
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English grammar crash course: “oo” words
one goose
two geese
one tooth
two teeth
one foot
two feet
one moose
two meese
one boob
two beeb
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This just never gets old. badsciencejokes something for your blog?
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@wildflowersindecember
Send this to your best friend with no context
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