Do people take fish oil pills because they're de-fish-ient?

-my friend, proudly

Great news everyone. There was a kitten wandering in the drive thru at work and my inner warrior cats kid tried to be a hero and capture him.

I have now suffered multiple puncture wounds and have to go to the emergency room.

Huge fan of when my speech patterns rub off on people enjoy when thay happens

the humble "like" is oft mocked despite what it does for us. "like, three people" is a vastly different statement from "three people". "and i was like 'what the fuck'" is vastly different from "and i said 'what the fuck'". i love you "like" and anyone who says you make people sound stupid will be killed on sight

rip lisa swallows you would have loved nadja of antipaxos

it’s true!

My Roman Empire is Lisa having a serious conversation with the corpse man she brought to life who is wholeheartedly in love with her about how it was morally correct to kill her abusers and then saying “okay I have to go change my pad now” I love her sm what an icon

RIP lisa frankenstein you would have loved chappell roan

very special to me that every critic has panned lisa frankenstein while every bitch on tumblr is like "this movie was made specifically for ME"

wow I can't believe they made cole sprouse transgender and gave him bottom surgery via murder and a tanning bed, glad to have my opinions agreed with on this one (that frankenstein's creation has always been trans)

wow I can't believe they made cole sprouse transgender and gave him bottom surgery via murder and a tanning bed, glad to have my opinions agreed with on this one (that frankenstein's creation has always been trans)

@princessplantasaurus credit

one detail that i love is that lisa is less doctor frankenstein but more mary shelley despite the movie's title. lisa's introduction is her stone rubbing the creature's headstone while mary learned to write using her mother's gravestone. lisa isn't a scientist she's a seamstress which is closer to mary's profession as a writer. they're women who lost their mothers at a young age and were outcasts in their respective societies. both having an odd relationship with death, finding love and comfort in it. mary connects with her mother through her grave like how lisa does with the creature's. at it's core it's a movie about grief and the non-finality of death.

it's also a campy movie about a devoted zombie romantic who would chop dicks off for their goth wife which i think stays true to the spirit of mary shelley.

The thing about Lisa Frankenstein is that it’s about girlhood. And something that really stood out to me is that Lisa isn’t a scientist. She isn’t some med student, or anything. There’s nothing scientific about her, and I really like it. Because, instead, she’s a seamstress. She sews!!! A labour that is normally ignored and deemed as unimportant BECAUSE of its association with femininity. They could have made her an aspiring doctor, or something, but instead she sews!!! And it’s just- there’s something THERE for me. About girlhood. About invisible labour. About how woman’s contributions are overlooked. About how jobs like midwives and traditional folk medicine are painted over and ignored in history and were replaced by the modern western biomedical complex. About the fact that hand sewing has been fading out of modern use and yet the creatures mother probably sewed every day. About making the creature be healed wasnt a science, for Lisa, it was an art form. About how modern biomedicine focuses on a separation of patient and person, while Lisa sewing the creature is so PERSONAL and- just. The sewing stood out to me in such a way.

Spoilers for Lisa Frankenstein but the creature writing “Beloved Wife” on Lisa’s tombstone was the most romantic thing I’ve ever seen, it’s driving me crazy

i think if lisa asked the creature if he’d still love her if she was a worm he’d do that cat hacking up a hairball move again and give her an actual worm and she’d think it was the most romantic thing ever

[spoilers] yes lisa frankenstein is a wonderful, campy, cute good-fo-her adaptation for all the austen/shelley/bronte-loving weird girlies but what I keep thinking about is how it's also a meditation on how society doesn't want/ doesn't want to deal with female trauma (and weird girls). the way lisa's (enfuriatingly) deabeat dad barely looks at lisa but embraces taffy (who is 'successfully' a girl: happy, pretty, and not posing problems for anyone), the way those neighbours literally ignore lisa as she is chased by an intruder (who is literally a parallel to the axe murderer that killed her mom) - lisa's trauma is seen as some kind of wilful refusal to fit into the status quo and even makes her the target of further (gleeful) abuse by her stepmom (who threatens to literally lock her away for being 'weird'). and it's not just a lisa thing; the scene that struck me was taffy, covered in blood, crying, traumatised, and that stranger who looks and then ignores her. taffy as a popular girl and cheerleader and daddy's darling is always looked at favourably, alsways an object of positive attention-- right up until she has a problem. anyway and then something something about lisa finding companionship in another other and her choosing (un)death as a radical escape from and rejection of this status quo that cannot/ doesn't want to accomodate her and many more thoughts but that's all for now thank you