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*continues to post about my old stuff instead of actually writing* ANYWAY
The One Habit I Just Can’t Kick is the oneshot I did for the e-wife’s birthday back in December and I did in fact think about it again and get emotional about former rockstar Stan putting a voice recording of Kyle reading him Kipling into a song like WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME that’s so heart wrenching especially bc it’s “If” which is my all time favorite poem and like
What kind of heartbreaking style goblin am I for that and fucking Kipling? Deranged of me
#CRYING AT THE CLUB#love being reminded of the emotional devastation#fic recs#if you arent reading pce what are you even doing
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stan marsh: What that mouth do?
kyle broflovski: Complain.
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OrangeJuiceVerse has fully taken over my brain. I was at bar trivia tonight with the gang (bc it’s Thursday where the hell else would we be) and there was a group of four guys whose team name was “Moose” and my mind completely OrangeJacked their entire situation.
#Real and relatable situation#my knees have been bothering me and OJV is all i can think about#its a natural progression of sp brainrot
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Waking up to all the support on the new chapter has unironically got me teary eyed (*꒦ິ꒳꒦ີ)
#THANK YOU YOU GUYS!!!#every like and reblog means the world to me#i know posting these chapters super late is a dumb idea for engagement#but you guys loving on it anyway makes me feel less silly ehehehe!#south park#fanfiction#ewily#exactly where i left you
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guys please don’t let me write the spicy ravesey dating library smut while kyle’s on the job hell awaits
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Chapter 3 of EWILY is out RIGHT NOW!!!
She's a long one, so I hope you guys enjoy!!
The shenanigans are only just beginning (¬‿¬ )
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What if I just start referring to Crimson Dawn like they're a Korean group.
Yeah, CD's my ult group for sure. My bias? Oh Kenny, but I get wrecked by all of them so honestly I may as well be OT4.
Keep a photocard of Butters in a little Hello Kitty holder attached to my bag. Get into debates on Twitter on whether I think Stan's new relationship should be scrutinized or not (it shouldn't). Watch compilations of Jimmy being hilarious on variety show appearances (this is how I got into them obviously).
#like its objectively funny cmon you guys#sorry yeah i like kpop oop jumpscare#you were gonna find out anyway#if you didnt already gather from the playlists ive shared#love it here my interests are all over the damn place#south park#crimson dawn#ramblings
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the best ever death metal band out of denton south park
#actually obsessed with them#Excellent work as always!!!#really capture the dad hating vibes beautifully#south park#crimson dawn
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One personality trait of Butters people seem to forget is how nurturing he is, one of his skills on stick of truth is healing the player through a back pat.
#he really is the sweetest and cares so deeply for the people around him!!!#just a good noodle by nature#i need to explore this more!!!#fandom keeping me canon compliant and i appreciate it#butters stotch
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In anticipation of posting chapter 3 of EWILY tonight, here are some highlights from my editing notes ദ്ദി ˉ͈̀꒳ˉ͈́ )✧
#yes my handwriting is this illegible#i deleted a few funny ones because they are just not readable#im very kind to myself as you can see#yes im old and i hand edit my fics it makes my brain go brrrr#plus i like having a physical copy of my rough draft#writing#fanfiction#editing#ewily#exactly where i left you
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Greek mythology anon again (sorry if I'm getting annoying) I have not been able to get Oedipus Cartman out of my head. It works but I don't know why argh I'm going insane. Begging you to explain your thoughts to me!!!
character who is damned by his own hubris kills his own father without realizing that it’s his father and though he doesn’t marry his mom, liane DOES have terminal boymom disease and it’s incurable
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I am sobbing at 1 in the morning because I have legit met the sweetest most incredible people ever. Through goddamn South Park fanfiction. I do not deserve y’all. The friends I’ve made in this space are priceless and you guys kick so much ass ily and hyh
#COMMUNITY IS SO IMPORTANT AAAH!!!#finding kind lovely honest and vulnerable people is HARD#so grateful to have found so many in this community like??#we love you queen#pick your head up your crown is slipping!!!!
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A flower blooms with every kiss
#GULP#y'all are gonna make me forget myself out here#ahahaaha seriously though beautiful work#kyle broflovski
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In old lady news, I just realized you can actually see the full number of bookmarks your fic has on ao3, including those who have their bookmarks privated.
Grandma was very confused for a second, but she figured it out.
#Like i did not understand how checking my stats suddenly the number doubled for both fics#then i remembered some people keep their bookmarks private#could not be me but i respect it#BUT WHOA LOOK AT ALL THOSE BOOKMARKS??#so incredibly honored#i still wake up to love on TSOB and it makes my heart so happy#this post is gonna be really embarassing if im wrong about this#google is leading me to believe that i am not spreading falsehoods though#anyway love you guys okay bye#fanfiction#ao3
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he’s just sleeping you guys dw… @asteria7fics
#Im reblogging this again because its been my lock screen since you posted it#scratches the special interest itch like nothing else#i think about them every single day#they really do be this dramatic too#they're SOULMATES your honor!!!!#okay ill shut up now#south park
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Why do South Park antis always assume Cartman is meant to be a character the audience is supposed to agree with? I feel the show makes it pretty clear he's supposed to be seen as an unlikable asshole with even his closest friends often questioning why they continue to hang out with him. Of course, there are people who do think he's correct when he says bigoted bullshit but those people always seem to already hold bigoted beliefs themselves and can't recognize that they're being made fun of.
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