Love being fun and silly with strangers… Today at the farmers market the hummus guy saw my bag and was like “We’re filling that up right??” and I was like Twist my arm!! and we both hooted. Then at the end he was like “By the way the baklava is only half sliced so make sure to slice before serving… that is, if you’re going to share!!” and I was like “Oh I wouldn’t count on that!! 😉😉” and we shared another hearty laugh. I love playing in this space with you

wait guys. reblog this and tell me what the last movie you watched was. bonus points if you add a short review <333

need a full body massage a margarita 400mg of ibuprofen a plate of brownies at least an hour in a jacuzzi and 20,000 dollars cash

GALE OF WATERDEEP + details

reblog to slowblink at your mutuals

there's no greater betrayal than finally starting to read a book you've had sitting for months on your shelf or your desk or your nightstand and then finding out it's bad. like. i gave you a fucking home.

Sketched down the armour and the sword a bit closer ✍️

"who should I romance in BG3?"

well that depends entirely on whether you want to dance with somebody (Wyll) or if you want to feel the heat with somebody (Karlach)

nobody:

half full water bottle left behind on the floor of a public bus: *rolls around*

the videogame man is real and he will marry me you’ll all see

teeny

guy who is definitely not about to fall into a surprise midday nap with an aftermath worse than a hangover: it seems like a really good idea to lay in bed and get cozy under the blanket as part of my plan not to fall asleep. I do not know why.