All of the Terry and Sans art/memes that sprung up when both of them were announced for smash were funny but the Byleth and Cuphead stuff was infinitely funnier if only because when you put these characters side by side you would not guess which one sold their soul to Satan
Sun was horrified over what Moon had done in the daycare. Gregory’s blood was on the Daycare Attendant’s hands. He needed to flee before Moon comes back… or before the staff dismantles him.
Before he knew it, Vanny had kidnapped Sun and dragged him to William, who admired the… uniqueness of his test subject. With that, he and Vanny brought Sun and Moon into the same body - without one shifting over to the other. Their newly-created monstrosities began to develop their own personalities… two bodies fused together into one. They escape and take shelter in a familiar pizzeria, where they kill not out of William’s orders... but for their own twisted intentions.
Anyone who enters their lair never makes it out alive.
Super Smash Bros. Ultimate - Snake Codecs: Inkling
I hope you don’t take this as me bashing on Splatoon. This is just how I picture Snake as a character would react to the inklings.
Update:
Holy crap, I did not expect this to blow up like it did! The feedback has been overwhelmingly positive, and I really appreciate it! Thanks guys!
I apologize for any contradictions with the actual Splatoon lore. I originally wanted to give an explanation for everything, but that would’ve made it way too long, even by Metal Gear standards.
Anyway, I went ahead and George Lucased the colour grading to make it less overbright and washed out. I also changed one of the lines that used “market trend” twice in the same sentence.