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ask-themilkman · 4 days
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"..." Cute.
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Hi hello! I figured it'd be fitting of you to have some wings for a bit sense your a pilot!
*magic anon bull*
*Steven now has wings that he can fly with for the next 7 asks!*
- the void anon.
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“!!!”
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“CUT THAT OUT-“
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ask-themilkman · 5 days
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"...how can you make a Caucasian look even more Caucasian?"
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ask-themilkman · 5 days
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As Francis was going on his rounds, he comes across a basket with an infant inside sleeping peacefully with no note.
With his sleepy state, He almost walks past it. But then he pauses. He turns around to make sure he didn't imagine that. He stares at the baby. blinks once. Blinks twice... He tries to make sure that this is really happening. It even feels like a dream at some point. But after a little while of contemplating, he finally acknowledges that this is indeed a baby in front of him. He sighs and looks to his sides. This is seriously none of his business. He will be late to work if he spends time dealing with this. So he gives the baby a regretful look and walks away.
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..oh who is he kidding.
It takes him only a few steps to turn right back around. He picks up the basket by its handle. There is an orphanage around here somewhere.. he'll just quickly give it and get to work.
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ask-themilkman · 5 days
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OKAY, SINCE YOU ADOPTED ME AS YOUR LITTLE BROTHER (not legally)
I HAVE TO GIVE YOU SOMETHING
HAVE SOME COOKIES FRANCIS!! :D
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"oh.. thank you." Francis reaches forward and takes the cookies with a wide grin. He extends a hand, and strokes the boys hair. "Would you like to have these with me with some milk?"
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ask-themilkman · 5 days
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"uhm- hello, I uh- I'm the new guy around here. I hope the new face doesn't bother your humble abode much...considering I'll be here for a while" Theo spoke groggily, almost as if he could fall asleep right there and then
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"mm.. as long as you clean up after yourself, I don't really care. I'm Francis. you have a name, or should I call you the new guy?"
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ask-themilkman · 5 days
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You are an absolutely handsome and hardworking milkman. May you have the best, most refreshing sleep whenever you get the chance to rest. Take care of yourself. -⚓
"I... Appreciate it. Right back at you."
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ask-themilkman · 5 days
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Is there any circumstance in which a knife could be soaked in milk? Is that like, possible? When would that happen ever? Why?
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"mm.. definition of soaked is not just being covered with a liquid, but also absorbing it. So.. no. If it's an ordinary knife, it can not be soaked in milk."
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ask-themilkman · 5 days
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RAHHH!!!!! get booped! ♥️
-ejay
"mm... I'm a week or two late, I think.. but I still appreciate it."
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ask-themilkman · 5 days
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How's life being divorced? My friend says she can be the new mom for Anastacha :)
"I never divorced anyone. Anastacha has a mom already. She is a loving woman who would do anything for her child. And if I were to be with someone, it definitely wouldn't be someone who is so willing to try taking Anastachas mother figure role. So let your friend know that I'm not interested."
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ask-themilkman · 5 days
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❤️‍🩹 - err, uh I don't know what to say specifically but as of lately I've been feeling anxious and unmotivated to do some simple tasks such as cleaning and I'm just been feeling down because of that.
If it's alright, I could really use some advice on how to get through this (or it would be enough to be just told that I'm cared about)
*cough*
Thanks in advance, from
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"mm.. Imagine if I had to go to work today, but didn't want to, so I said 'ill deliver today's stuff tomorrow'. But I have stuff to deliver tomorrow as well. Which means I'll be in a huge rush and stress tomorrow with the orders of two days squeezed into the same day. you might be feeling burnt out. it's when you overwork yourself to the point where you don't want to do anything anymore. Or maybe you are feeling under the weather and want to stay in bed all day.. which is alright to feel as well. But remember that life goes on. Delaying and delaying your duties will do nothing but put you in more stress on the future. Do take care of yourself, and take rests when needed. But don't neglect your duties. Just when you start feeling better, seeing all the things you haven't done and have to do might put you in an even bigger stress than you were previously in. you need to push through. At least a little bit. Don't let it consume you. I know you don't want to.. but you have to.remind yourself that it's easy. Award yourself with something afterwards if it'll motivate you, like.. take out. If you're seeing my point.. thats what I can give you."
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ask-themilkman · 5 days
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do you ever consider moving sometimes
"mm... Not really. the apartment is average.. all the apartments get doppels trying to get in, sure some have better security but.. I can't leave this place. Not unless.. they come."
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ask-themilkman · 8 days
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EVERYONE, PLEASE, PAY ATTENTION TO THIS POST. MY ACCOUNT GOT HACKED. PLEASE REPORT THIS PERSON. they convinced me that they were a discord staff and I believed it because they showed me documents and they had the nitros and boosts and discord staff badges.. yeah i fell for it, I feel very stupid. They made me change my email so I can't log back in. And they're doing the same to my friends, pretending to be a discord staff. I feel so upset for putting my friends in danger like this and I feel so sorry. Please help me get this guy out of here. I want my account back, most of my friends are on there and I have no other way to contact them.. Ps, before their name was busy lamb, it was Timothy Chen. Which is why I believed. They showed me their work documents and stuff of where they live and the school they graduated from and stuff. I can't believe how stupid I was.
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ask-themilkman · 10 days
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@askhaley @alexs-asks
{Couldn't help it I had to share}
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ask-themilkman · 10 days
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{so guys, due to an incident at work, phones have to be turned off during work hours... rule will possibly lifted up in a while but, for a few weeks, I won't be active 8 AM to 5-6 PM GMT+3.}
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ask-themilkman · 11 days
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Francis when kitty Steven (he babifies the shit out of it)
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//Not much going on today, so here’s catboy Steven while tumblr mods are hopefully asleep
Tumblr magic anons and yesterday’s events are the reason why I drew these so thank them for that
Tho it would fit more if he was represented as a dog instead? Ok sorry I’ll stop talking
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ask-themilkman · 11 days
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{CHAT SOMEONE COOKED HERE!!}
Im thinkin about sumthin..
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That's Isaac yes
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ask-themilkman · 12 days
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"sorry, kitten." Normally he would be a lot more reserved, but this was amusing to him. He never saw something like this before. So he had to observe it. "It's funny to see the face of a man like you with a big fluffy tail in the back and such cute ears. It's like ying yang."
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"pff." He couldn't help but place his pointing finger on one of his ears and pull his finger down, watch the ear flick back up. "I'm pretty sure this is anatomically impossible.. but I guess I won't question it."
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“ack—“
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“I mean no shit it ain’t, I have no idea how this even or can happen, but it did- some kind of weird, black magic fuckery that made me into some kinda furry-”
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