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For the rating thing, why not good ol Bubba Sawyer?
Bubba is the bestest boi ever
✦✦✦✦✧✧✧✧✧✧ | Sexual Attraction
✦✦✦✦✦✦✦✧✧✧ | Romantic Attraction
✦✦✦✦✦✦✧✧✧✧ | Crushing
✦✦✦✦✦✦✦✦✧✧ | Squishing
✦✦✦✦✦✦✦✦✦✦ | Sensual Attraction
✦✦✦✦✦✧✧✧✧✧ | Aesthetic Attraction
Low ✦✦✦✦✦✦✦✦✧✧ High
I love this man, no joke, if I met him I'd probably die trying to hug him. Stop judging me for fanboying over him.
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here are some early bubbas that i haven’t posted here!! just to share everythign with ny’all
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this is my allotted october self portrait for the year. LEAVE HIM ALONE
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suck gay ass, homophobe (slasher HCs)
[Context: this came from my sister Lucie and i just gotta say ew. These are not serious headcanons, just a joke to mock a clown.]
M I C H A E L
Ur wot m8? Ur a homphobe?
He’s gonna murder u pure and simple.
He’s not gonna let u experience a funeral. He’s gonna throw ur body into a lake or river idfk and then go burn ur house down.
J A S O N
Oh…ur a homphobe?
He won’t waste his time on u. A clean machete thru the head is what ur gonna get.
Jason can find someone else who’s worth his time. Preferably someone who DOESN’T hate gay ppl.
B U B B A
Yuck! Ew! You hate some of the best ppl on Earth?
Don’t be surprised when he shoves his chainsaw into ur chest u freakazoid. U deserved it.
The Sawyers won’t eat ur flesh, preferring to throw it away onto the dusty Texan road and let it get eaten by maggots.
make a homophobe mad 2day uwu
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My cosplay came!
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So my bubba cosplay is in the works! I’ll send pics when it’s done!
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How are you bubba? ^^ Got any storys you'd like to share?
Bubba thought for a moment, tapping his fingertips together before grabbing his chicken, holding it out.
“He wanted you to hold his chicken, it’s a long story about how he got this chicken for his birthday last year and how it’s the only one we’re not allowed to kill” Drayton translated the slasher’s mumbles.
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General Bubba Sawyer hc’s
He really enjoys sewing, and he mends all his clothes by himself. Sometimes, he makes new clothes for the rest of the family.
Bubba holds chicken fashion shows and whoever is the prettiest gets to live. His favorite chicken’s name is Sally.
Really badly wants to go to Disney, but Drayton says hell no.
This man can get DOWN. It’s not the most organized dancing but turn on Old Town Road and he’ll do a killer square dance. But he also loves the Git Up.
It’s so hard being tall. Bubba often has to bend over to fit through doorways, and it’s a pain.
Whenever a female victim stops by, he waits until she’s dead to go through her stuff and take the makeup. Drayton won’t buy Bubba makeup so he ‘borrows’ from the girls.
The one time he tried driving a tractor, he ran into the side of the house. (LOOK WHAT YOUR BROTHER DID TO THE WALL)
Bubba names his chainsaws.
Since he’s been pranked by the twins so many times, he’s still afraid of the dark. It makes him uncomfy, thinking about the monsters that hide in the shadows…
His favorite animals are squirrels for some reason and no one knows why.
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Reblog if you want your followers to ask you anything they're curious about.
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