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So, Abba, Kimmy takes you to the spa and you return looking entirely different. How will your dad take it?

Eddie: “You look just like I did when I was your age!”

Eddie: “Not that you look like a boy of course, heh.”

Eddie: “You look very feminine.”

Eddie: “If that’s what you wanted to hear I mean.”

Abba: “Um…”

Eddie: “I’ll shut up now, punkin.”

#next day reblog

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ask-eddie-the-espeon · 7 years

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So, Abba, Kimmy takes you to the spa and you return looking entirely different. How will your dad take it?

Eddie: “You look just like I did when I was your age!”

Eddie: “Not that you look like a boy of course, heh.”

Eddie: “You look very feminine.”

Eddie: “If that’s what you wanted to hear I mean.”

Abba: “Um…”

Eddie: “I’ll shut up now, punkin.”

#eddie espeon #espeon #abba eevee #eevee #post #ask #plot

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Also, I’ve emptied out the inbox.

Send in some new stuff

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(Abba’s baby fur has been brushed out, and their ref has been updated)

#plot #post #abba eevee #eevee

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How do I change a name of a blog I what to change the name of one of my blogs I don't use

If you're on pc go to the blog settings it should be there. I'm limited to mobile ATM. If you can't find it I'll get back to you tomorrow once I'm back to my pc

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Happy human birthday Eddie

Today is Eddies mental twenty first birthday. Happy birthday Ed Boy.

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Welp, Kimmy did say to 'be snappy.' Who would have guessed that's what was going snap?

Sharon: “A lot of pokemon’s fur color or texture change when they get older. It’s much more common in feral pokemon, and close descendants of newminds. With your mom it shouldn’t be that much of a surprise.”

Abba: “Oh. But I like this fur. It’s nice… Wait how do you know my mom?”

Sharon: “Your aunt is a regular. She talks a lot. Anyway, your old fur will probably start falling out on its own soon enough. You already have a deluxe package paid for, I could just groom most of it out, give you a bit of a makeover to match.”

Abba: “Do I… really have to?”

Sharon: “If you don’t you’re going to have your own fur coating absolutely everything in your house and it will be disgusting and hard to clean up. I recommend it strongly, but you don’t ‘have to’.”

Abba: “Yeah ok fur everywhere sounds awful get it all out of here.”

#abba eevee #eevee #post #ask #plot

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Juicy would be an understatement. Isn't it interesting, 'Abigail,' to find out you around the only one? Of course... They never did escape from this, did they? You're stuck here.

“Oh no.”

#abba eevee #iamyourdoubt #eevee #post #ask #story

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Hey, Robert. Do you think that maybe you're not the only... you know... human?

“How else would anyone in Clearsprings know what America is. Or an xbox.”

#abba eevee #eevee #post #plot #ask

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Day 1

July 4

Happy fourth of July, I guess. No one else here celebrates it, and I haven’t seen America In four years. And technically I’m not born in America anymore.

Well this got depressing fast.

Yeah so Mrs. Phillips was talking in class about how writing in a journal can help with emotions or something. It sounds dumb to me but there’s honestly nothing else to do around here. After you have a gaming console playing ball just can’t compare. So let’s see how this is for burning time. And dulling the sting of my ever present agony of being stuck in a child’s body.

I had some mony left over from my birthday, and there’s no decent toys around here anyway, so I picked up a really nice journal for the hell of it. It’s a got a lock so hopefully “mom” won’t be able to get in. That would be the end of everything good god. It’s like 2 am right now. It probably will be pretty late whenever I write in this thing.

Also if you’re reading this fuck you for breaching my privacy.

Day 2 or entry 2 I guess.

July 22

Kimmy is being a bitch, as usual. I don’t know how anyone can actually be that spoiled.

Totally forgot this thing existed. The beach extravaganza was fun I guess. I taught some kid the word ‘fuck’, and got caught. That was a pretty fucking shitty thing for me to do I have to admit. I got in deep trouble for it. I told ‘mom’ that I learned it from tourists, instead of the truth, my aunt’s house in my old life. Since I’ve never met the aunt I have now I can’t really put the blame on her. Anyway, I’m grounded as fuck, for saying fuck. Fuckity fuck fuck fuck. Fuck you mom I can say fuck all I fucking want.

I’m so doomed if she reads this thing this was an awful idea.

I’m considering running away again. Maybe just for a few days. I heard some people at the beach talking about some sort of stargazing party. Maybe I’ll sneak out and go there for a night, live life properly, how I should be at my age. Maybe there will even be booze there.

Once can only hope.

Ten bucks say I die again.

Kimmy: “Alright, alright. Put it away and then we can talk.”

Abba: “Ok... um... do you need something, Aunt Kimmy?”

Kimmy: “Well, I heard you were feeling down after what happened with little Jenny, so I thought I would take you out! Buy you some clothes, take you to the spa. What do you think?”

Abba: “I don’t have a choice do I?”

Kimmy: “Aw cmon, let’s go! I know you’ll love it!”

#abba eevee #post #plot #eevee #kimmy braixen #braixen #cussing #fuck

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