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ask-agent-rapzutin-vodello · 2 days

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Final Girl by Graveyardguy and Lizzie? She seems like a horror movie enjoyer

she's telling scary stories that definitely will not keep raz up at night. nope. he's just...choosing not to sleep, shut up

#psychonauts #lizzie natividad

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ask-agent-rapzutin-vodello · 4 days

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Hey lili what's the cheeses thing raz has done in recent memory.

[Lili] Hard to pick. I'd say 'almost every date night'. He really knows how to make a girl feel special, even if said girl is getting a bit exasperated by it.

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Oh, who am I kidding? I love it.

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The horse and carriage last time was a bit too much, though.

#psychonauts #psychonauts 2 #razputin vodello au #lili zanotto

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ask-agent-rapzutin-vodello · 4 days

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I found a horned bullfrog & figured you could have it. Though, it usually has a large appetite. It's in a box.

[Raz] Yeah, I know the species. I don't really have time for pets, but I think Queepie would like it. He's in his "picky eater" era and I think he'd like a pet that would eat everything that he finds "icky".

(Chuckles) Mom must've felt really lucky when I was a kid. I wasn't a picky eater.

[Milla] Yeah, we noticed during your puberty. You ate like a cavalo.

[Raz] (Yelps) Mom! Jeez, give a guy a heart attack, why don't you?

[Milla] Oh, don't be dramatic, darling. You're 17, not middle-aged.

[Raz] A few more scares like that and I might be.

[Milla] (Giggles)

#psychonauts #psychonauts 2 #razputin vodello au #Future Agent Razputin

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ask-agent-rapzutin-vodello · 8 days

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Hey raz how do you feel about dragons? Cause I draw some or make a costume of one heck I could introduce to my friend who is one if you want

[Raz] Uh, yeah, I'm 17 and I don't really do costumes anymore. (Long pause) Could they make a saucy one for Li- OOMPH! (Plucks pillow of his head) Cheap shot, amor.

[Lili] (Already having a second pillow ready to throw) Serves your right, 'darling'. (Long pause) Anyways, I wouldn't be able to hide that from my dad like with my other, uh ...special private time outfits.

[Raz] You could hide some with me. I honestly think mom wouldn't mind if we asked her. She's got her own separate closet with 'date outfits'.

[Lili] I love Milla, but no way I'm doing that, no matter how close I am with her. Some things are for me and you alone to see.

#Raz and Lili are both 17 #psychonauts #psychonauts 2 #razputin vodello au #razputin vodello #lili zanotto

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ask-agent-rapzutin-vodello · 8 days

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Hey Raz if you and Lili ever get into psychic duels and if so who wins most of the time?

[Raz] Well-

[Lili] Be reaaal careful how you answer, buster.

[Raz] (Grinning) Whaaaat? I was gonna say that we're pretty equal in skill, but no-one is as merciless and ruthless as our dear Lili Zanotto. It's pretty much 50-50, but she'll take you out cold in seconds.

[Lili] Okay, I'm gonna give you that. I'm pretty dangerous on the battlefield.

[Raz] (Plants a kiss on the back of her hand.) Você é uma mulher perigosa, tudo bem. (Starts trailing kisses across her arm) você incendiou meu coração, meu amor.

[Lili] (Giggling) Ah, Raz! Baixo, garoto! (manages to push him off her) (Whispering) You could at least wait until we're somewhere private.

[Raz] Aah, but who could resist such beauty residing in this ugly world we live in?

[Lili] (Snorts) Okay, simmer down, Gomez. I do have to admit, Raz is really good in taking me down using compliments and sweet nothings.

[Raz] I learned it all from watching mom using that technique on dad.

#Yes Lili learned Portuguese #psychonauts #psychonauts 2 #razputin vodello au #razputin vodello #lili zanotto

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ask-agent-rapzutin-vodello · 8 days

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Hey raz look at my baby boy

He says hello

[Raz]

This was made by @doodle17. Hopefully they don't mind me using this as a response image, but it was the first thing I thought of when I saw this ask.

#psychonauts #psychonauts 2 #razputin vodello au #razputin vodello #technically not my art

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ask-agent-rapzutin-vodello · 8 days

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Y'all got more Murder Drones prompts for me? I'll challenge myself to 1K words!

I'll write:

Nuzi

I'll try my hand at Vuzi

Vizzy

Jessa (If ya want something freaky)

All of the above with an AU of your choice. No AU given means canonverse or au of my choice.

I don't do:

NSFW

Abuse

Vore,

You get it, I'm a fluff writer with mild horror if needed.

You can send a prompt in either the REPLY or sending me an ASK!

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ask-agent-rapzutin-vodello · 8 days

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My girls Norma and Frazie better be represented in some Pride art this month....

Anyway, happy pride, y'all!

#norma natividad #frazie x norma #frazie aquato #the author speaks #happy pride 🌈

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ask-agent-rapzutin-vodello · 9 days

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hey look, here they are! in both hc and rainbow icon flavors as normal. i have multiple hcs for everyone but tried to pick the widest and most basic array to apply to as many people as possible :)

(+ transparents under the cut)

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ask-agent-rapzutin-vodello · 9 days

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Question for raz what if I *leaves a snake in incubator for him* it's a orange snake don't worry he's non venomous since your very independent and doing well on missions it's your gift

[Raz] Uh ....yeah, neither Mom or Dad does really well with snakes, and I don't really have time to keep a pet at the moment ... yeah, polite pass. I do have a buddy who loves snakes and they're currently looking for a new one to give it a home, so I think I'll take it to them.

#psychonauts #psychonauts 2 #razputin vodello au

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ask-agent-rapzutin-vodello · 9 days

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Hey raz did you and the other interns ever run into any delusionists or any bad threats?

[Raz] Deluginists? Man, I haven't heard that name in a long while. The Psychonauts encountered some ...""small pockets of true believers" - if you could even call it that - throughout the years, but we haven't heard as much as a peep from them, so ...we're pretty sure the "organisation" has fallen apart. Never going to hear from those guys again.

One organisation I run into constantly is the Third Eye Syndicate. They're ...bad people. Drug runners, weapon dealers, smuggling, even the odd assassination or two, you get the idea. They specialize in Psycho-reactive recreational drugs, among other things. Their leader is called Baron Breaker and he's a real elusive fellow. Recent information around him is sparse and that what we have is ...disturbing.

Nothing I can't handle, though.

#Dun dun duuuuun #forshadowing mayhaps?#psychonauts #psychonauts 2 #razputin vodello au #razputin vodello

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ask-agent-rapzutin-vodello · 9 days

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Hey Raz have you gotten into any psychic duels with any senior agents. Like Sasha or Hollis? and if you won HOW???

[Raz] Psychic combat is part of Basic Braining, so yeah, I need to keep up with my skills, especially since I'm a still a Junior Agent compared to the others. So yes, I have taken my fair share of friendly fights with my seniors.

I win some, I lose some.

I'm not gonna act all brash and superior, I'm well aware that luck is a bit of a factor that influences skill. I mean ...I've yet to win a fight against Sasha. Or Hollis, but she plays mean AND SHE'D BE THE FIRS TO ADMIT IT!

With Mom and Norma I usually up the charm and try to keep them off balance. You know, play on their motherly and sisterly connection. It works ...like once in a 10 times.

I used to combat Oleander regulary, since it's his speciality, but he's been out ever since his - quote-unquote - "war injury". (whispers) The guy went skying and he's not good at it.

I can still hold my own against the common psychic thug, which is like 90% of my adversaries. But I'm pretty sure once I encounter a real though guy, I'm gonna hold my own.

#Ooh forshadowing #psychonauts #psychonauts 2 #razputin vodello au

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ask-agent-rapzutin-vodello · 13 days

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I understand more and more why their dynamics are so good

#Yes finally some Norma x Frazie art!#psychonauts #psychonauts 2 #norma natividad #frazie aquato #This ship really needs more representation!!!!!!

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ask-agent-rapzutin-vodello · 13 days

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reblog if you wear glasses. too many mutuals don't know they have glasses wearers in their midsts

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ask-agent-rapzutin-vodello · 15 days

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I didn't anticipate putting any Frazie/Norma ship content in TPT:TNG but the thing is that when I think of how they might interact in the future they just...kinda start being girlfriends.

I'm not doing it on purpose, it's just how they are.

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ask-agent-rapzutin-vodello · 15 days

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more of the D&D au hehe. Morris is a human bard, Norma and Lizzie are both tiefling sorcerers (for the drama) and Raz is a genasi monk

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ask-agent-rapzutin-vodello · 16 days

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why did she do that.

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