What all does a secretary Gary do? He seems very good at their job
Gary? Oh! He uh… secretaries! Obviously. Makes appointments and greets people! He’s so sillay.
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gary blink twice if you need help
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he’s so polite <3
Isn’t he just? It’s so nice to see him being polite. Gotta be one of my favorite guys not in my own department
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why is gary being supervised. why does he need extra supervision. is he ok
I am doing great! Thank you so much for asking. Can I help you with anything?
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is secretary gary single
Let's ask him!
Gary are you single?
Hello! Unfortunately I am married to my work. As a secretary! Thank you.
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thanks! can you tell me more about the job?
-obrolb
You will know when you get the job!
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anyway sorry bout my husband he gets a bit silly
Congrats on your marriage! Me personally I AM the silly husband in my relationship but that’s epic.
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maow
That’s a cat noise.
We don’t have a cat here, but we DO have a Secretary Gary. He’s just as silly as a cat. Silly Billy guy. And he’s so well behaved as long as he knows he’s supposed to be! :3
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hello! may i have a job interview?
-obrolb
Yeah sure! I’ll make sure to get an application to the boss asap.
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i'm hate you
Nice to meet you! I’m Joshua.
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bbg did he LOOK fine
Yeah sure whatever.
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Yeah he says he’s fine. He also said “get out of my house you corporate shill.”
no i am so slash ess are ess he is NOT. OKAY. YUO go check on him. you mf.
Yeah. Well. I have. A job? AND I care about it, soooooo…..
Alright I’ll go say hi. Be are be
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no i am so slash ess are ess he is NOT. OKAY. YUO go check on him. you mf.
Yeah. Well. I have. A job? AND I care about it, soooooo…..
Alright I’ll go say hi. Be are be
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i thinjk john should go NOW actually. like slasxh ess are ess
I would! But he’s busy rn. Like SUUUPER busy, he’s basically doing the work of two people right now because a certain someone doesn’t show up to work ever. But yeah, I promise you Cosmos is perfectly ok.
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no like im so slash ess are ess he's so fucked up rn. he is SICK he is ILL he is NOT WELL. can someone like check in on him
Yeah I’ll have John head over there in a little while. Tell him to get his butt outta bed haha. But fr I would know if he was sick. I know sick. AND twisted. He is fine probably. I think he’s just not used to the attention this all is getting him.
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how long is a hot minute? also some weird shit has been going on with cosmos and i think it's more him being horridly fucked up than choosing not to come to work.
I’m like. 99.999% sure he’s just choosing not to come in. Like he lives right next to the building.
John, at the least, seems adamant that he’s fine. So it’s probably fine.
But yeah he hasn’t shown up on time in a WHILE. I’m a little sad about it. The more punch cards he goes through, the bigger my pile gets. So him not being here on time is a bit less exciting. But! I get to fill out lots of paperwork. So there’s that.
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just all of this.
OHHHH. Yeah. Cosmos really needs to get his sh-uh, stuff together. The guy is nice, but I don’t think I’ve seen him come to work on time in a hot minute. He either will start to do his job. Or he’ll do his job supervised. Either way, the end happens.
It sucks that it ended up like this, but it is what it is I guess.
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