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ashingtonkisihita · 1 hour
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If I ever became a famous author, I would write silly fanfiction about my characters and not reveal that it’s me. See if people realize or not lol
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ashingtonkisihita · 1 hour
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absolutely nothing wrong with not liking or wanting kids of course but people who refer to kids as crotch goblins and referring to mothers as breeders or incubators is so unbelievably cringe and misogynistic
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ashingtonkisihita · 2 hours
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since ive regularly needed these reminders over the past month or so since i quit: not working is completely morally neutral. everyone deserves respect and dignity regardless of employment status. ones ability to work should not determine their worth etc etc. i love my unemployed baddies
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ashingtonkisihita · 2 hours
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Tree roots following the pattern of concrete footpaths
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ashingtonkisihita · 2 hours
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ashingtonkisihita · 2 hours
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My one friend group can't stop saying, "See you in hell!" in a cheerful voice instead of, "Talk to you later!" and my other friend group can't stop calling things "penis" instead of "cool" or "good", so I just unironically uttered the phrase, "Sounds penis, see you in hell," as I got off the phone.
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ashingtonkisihita · 2 hours
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If a worker who isn't the owner says ANYTHING similar to "I'm not really supposed to do this but-" and then does something that helps you, under no circumstances inform the business, including through reviews. You tell them that the worker was polite, professional, the very model of customer service and why you like to go there. You do not breathe a word of the rulebreaking.
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ashingtonkisihita · 2 hours
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if were all catpeople there would be trans catboy forums devoted to how to dye over calico markings so you can pass better and another group of trans catboys who insisted that the only way to deal with it is to normalize catboys having calico markings. the discourse would be insane
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ashingtonkisihita · 2 hours
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"theres shipping on tumblr" fork in kitchen i just dont see how people are surprised with this like genuinely
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ashingtonkisihita · 2 hours
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my brain can't comprehend that there are people who don't listen to music every day, or at least often. what do you mean?? do you just walk somewhere and instead of listening to music... you think?
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ashingtonkisihita · 2 hours
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this too shall pass
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ashingtonkisihita · 11 hours
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Well I for one think that fat Miku looks very nice
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✧。٩(ˊᗜˋ )و✧*。
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ashingtonkisihita · 11 hours
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I’m still not sure what the opposite of a phantom limb is, like with my boobs. Rather than phantom boobs where the feeling is there and the flesh is not, for me the flesh is there and the feeling is not. Rather than an incorporeal phantom boobs where the boob is no more it’s… soulless undead zombie boobs?! Yeah, we’ll call them zombie boobs.
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ashingtonkisihita · 14 hours
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☀️Eclipse🌙
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ashingtonkisihita · 14 hours
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Please tell me other people do this please tell me I’m sane
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