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egg slam poetry
mm: slam poetry fall under that category?
jm: slam n' eggs poetry night
mm: man egg slam poetry is making me think of some dumb things
jm: hahaha
jm: BEATERS. EGG BEATERS. NIGHT TIME. DAY MORNING. SUNSHINE. EGGS. OPPRESSION. EGGS.
jm: thats my eggs slam poetry
jh: ha xD
jm: LIFE. DEATH. EGGS.
jm: maybe our xmas party should be egg themed
mm: EGGS. PAN, TOO HOT. BUT NOT FOR, MY EGGS. BRAIN LIKE EGGS, SOMETIMES SCRAMBLED SOMETIMES FRIED, BUT ALWAYS. DELICIOUS.
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ass, dick or eggs
mm (i think)
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re: guy who died peeing on 3rd rail of G train
cj: so, that guy who peed on the third rail, his stream was enough to connect him to the rail!? that is some serious science at work
jm: ^ thats what im saying
jm: the third rail is a long distance away from the platform
ng: maybe he leaned back or something? i feel im way out of my league here w/ male piss physics
jm: hahaha
jm: its not angry birds
jm: you cant pee THAT far
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IT
jk: Symptom: machine only operates correctly in Apple Store.
jk: Diagnosis: Machine misses Steve Jobs.
jk: Solution: make Steve Job desktop image.
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pm v. dev
mm: "let me take a month off and learn how to code"
bw: "i'll take a day off to learn to PM"
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hotdog girl needs to be the background of my entire life
jm re: hotdog girl
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dev lessons
cj: can someone teach me to be a dev in the next five min?
jm: yes
jm: step 1: learn to swear a lot more
jm: step 2: ???
jm: step 3: profit
jm: http://www.queuefull.net/~bensons/graphics/UnderpantsGnomesPlan.jpg
rf: hmmm
rf: more like step1: lose underpants
jm: step 2: ???
jm: step 3: babies
cj: uh.
cj: what just happened here?
jm: programming is happening
rf: more swearing, cindy
rf: in a non-sensical manner
cj: eat a bag of dicks and shit it out your cunt!
rf: too sensical
cj: and i'm not wearing pants today
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mm: also lol @rf being in the drupal room
rf: rf has left the conversation
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cj: i have to make an annoucement
rf: oh no
rf: last time a woman said that in my presence, i had a kid
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dem production peeps are all up in her grill so i was like, 'cj out!' and i ran away flicking them off and yelling, 'i was born sucka freeeeee!'
cj
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put it in dicks and see what happens
rf
note: putting it in dicks actually worked.
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just fyi you must excercise caution when sharing gosling related links b/c i die
cj
and shortly after...
mm set topic to "We Love White Dudes"
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seasoned interneting
jk: Adventure Time > Venture Brothers > Archer > MLPFIM > Regular Show
tm: my little pony friendship is magic?
jk: Hells yes
jk: Rainbow Dash FTW
ng: spaceclop :\
tm: hrm, best to type "what is..." before googling that term...
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i guess its just pass the photo gallery issues to the dev on your left day
bw
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