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in my sophomore year of college this guy made these items which quickly became a craze across campus. i myself bought one of his sweaters, which says “GOOD AND DEAD” across the chest and “ARM PAIN” along the sleeves. he showed up at 11 pm on a bicycle to deliver the goods in the dead of winter, wearing a metal t-shirt tucked into khakis. his facebook screen name is an indecipherable series of symbols. i have no authentic way to credit him but i want to share his art with you.
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Source: The New York Tattler, July 8, 1909.
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Pangur doesnt like me going into rooms by myself
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when i briefly interned at a historical society in maine i had to digitize a lot of old-as-balls documents about conflicts in mapping the maine/canadian border, as well as a few about the aforementioned "battles".
it was always fun cross-referencing them to, say, google earth, and trying to find where in god's name these people were trying to map out
when i first heard about taylor swift's "1830s without all the racists" line, my first thought was, naturally, "but why the 1830s?" "what even happened in the 1830s?" i foolishly asked. over the past few days a variety of sources, including my readings for class, have led me to discover that in fact many things happened in the 1830s. i therefore present, less because i actually care about anything taylor swift thinks and more because i care a LOT about making silly history jokes, An Extremely Non-Comprehensive List Of Things That Happened In The 1830s.
queen victoria takes the throne (perhaps swift intends to replace her?)
a LOT of colonialism
THE JUNE REBELLION OF 1832 !! (immortalized in les miserables)
nat turner's rebellion
CHICAGO FOUNDED !!
andrew jackson's presidency
on a better note, the first public physical attack on a us president and first attempted presidential assassination (both on jackson)
texas war of independence (taylor swift at the alamo is an amusing image to me)
invention of the telegraph
a variety of extremist religious sects, most famously mormonism
canadian rebellions
the aroostook war (ask me about the aroostook war. i dont think taylor swift would have enjoyed it)
women's outfits "featured larger sleeves than were worn in any period before or since," according to wikipedia
conclusion: i still have no idea why anyone would want to live in the 1830s, racism or not. as cool as the telegraph and chicago are the concept of bathing regularly had not come into fashion and andrew jackson was there. perhaps taylor swift has a fondness for ginormous sleeves.
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Sleep Token - Sundowning (2019)
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please read the best twitter story i’ve seen all week
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CUNNING CHESS MASTER: *moves a piece* the game is afoot.
FOOT FETISHIST CHESS MASTER:*gets a boner so hard it shakes the table* the gange is a wuh
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— have you tried the peat over here
— yes. i have tried all of this peat
— i do not think you have tried this peat. if you had tried it you would have remarked upon it
— i have tried it
— you would have said, "this peat is as salty as day's honest work, and as sweet as the first sip of vodka past my lips at sundown"
— is that something i say?
— yes. you say it all the time
— i don't think i say it all the time
— yes, you do. and you would have said it when you tried that peat
— let me try it again, then
— oh, now he's interested
— mm. wow. ok
— you're not going to say it?
— say what
— you know what
— it's nice peat. no strong associations
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me in the pokemon universe: *riding the bus to my job because my pet water monkey would instantly be evaporated to a cloud of steam inside a regular car* is it just me or does anybody else think that slutty little bug twink from castelia city kiiiiinda has she/they energy? 🤔😂 *bus flattens an audino that wandered onto the road* *i gain 200 xp and evolve into my second stage (i'm slightly taller and i have a vestigial tail now)* oh what the fuck
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a dim and grim fantasy tavern but the drinks are very colourful and fruity with little umbrellas & curly straws
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i love when people draw 2 characters cuddling and it looks like this
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