I am never going to get over the fact that this guy directed “Thor”.

Motivational Advice from your Favorite Teacher

feat. Gilderoy Lockhart

“Don’t be too hard on yourself, if you do not end up being the best in what you do. This world is all about balance and there’s just as much need for second best people, like you, as there is for people like me, who are naturally succeeding in everything they do.”

“For more life-changing advice, you should consider buying my autobiography ‘Magical Me’.”

Help me meet my boyfriend Comissions

Me and my boyfriend are together for roughly a year now, but so far we haven’t gotten the chance to meet in person, at all. Since he lives in America and I live in Germany. On top of that, he wants to get a job training in Germany to maybe someday be able to fully move here. For that, he needs to speak decent German, of course. So we planned on booking him an intensive German course, here in in Germany. Which alone costs nearly 300€. Add to that paying for his flight-tickets and booking a room for him to stay at, we get a pretty big sum of money. I will hopefully have a job soon. So I’m going to save up part of my income for that, but that won’t be enough. So, I decided to prolong my comission-offer once more and this time indefinitely. I will always collect a maximum batch of 5 orders at a time, but people, who come in after the five slots are closed, will be put on a waiting list and contacted as soon, as I cleared out for 5 more spots.

The prices in the examples shown above are all for

colored bust sketches: 10,- € for one character, 15,- € for two characters. You can pick the background-color, too.

colored full body sketches: 20,- € for one character, 30,-€ for two characters. You can pick the background color too. If you want a more elaborate background it’s 10,-€ extra.

I will open 5 commission-slots for now. So first come, first serve.

Rules: - payment in advance - I only accept paypal - I don’t draw incest/pedophilia/gore/non-con/dub-con - if you want me to draw your OCs, or book characters, I need you to give me exhaustive descriptions, I can work with - I cannot draw furries/anthros or robots (Sorry! ûu) But I can design a humanoid version of those, if you wish - I will send you the digital file via email - if you want to order a commission, you can send me an ask, or contact me via IM (or discord, if you have my contacts)

send me 🌠 and I create a moodboard of your muse, based on what I know about them

[example]

If you’re a multimuse-blog, pls specify which muse

I’m not going to boost your ego, Lockhart but I did find you rather impressive until you stole someone’s work. Of course.

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*~“Ah yes, in hindsight it is so easy to be a critic, isn’t it, Miss Granger?”

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      @as-celebrity-does   is currently killing me with meme responses,   just, fyi !

yes pls x 15

                                          THAT meme | Accepting 

Because you’re being so greedy, you gonna get the most cringe-worthy part of them all.

“[…] “They just don’t understand me!”, I cry out, glistening teardrops, running like pearls down my rosy cheeks. He pulls me against his solid chest and holds me tight, his fingers brushing through my golden curls.

“I know”, he murmurs in a deep baritone, that sends shivers down my spine. “It’s hard when you’re better than the others. They just can’t understand perfection.” I sniffle adorably, and look up at him from bright cerulean orbs. “You think, I’m perfect?” He just smiles, that handsome, breathtaking smile and kisses me. His lips are a little chapped but also warm and soft and I melt into the warm embrace of his strong arms.[…]”

yes pls

                                            THAT meme | Accepting 

“[...]”So, what’s your name?”, he asked, still not letting go of my hand. “Gilderoy”, I say, “Gilderoy Lockhart.” He smiles at that, brushing his handsomely scarred thumb over the back of my well-manicured hand. “What a beautiful name, for a beautiful guy.”[...]”

yes pls

                                            THAT meme | Accepting

“[…] He reached out and brushed some stray blond locks from my face, giving me a hot look. “What?”, I ask, blushing an offset mauve tone. “Nothing”, he said and moved closer, “You just look really hot, right now.”[…]”

yes pls

                                            THAT meme | Accepting 

“[...]”You’re still a student?”, he asked incredulous, “You fight like a real auror though.” I shrugged at that, because it was really no big deal. “All my teachers say, I’ve got promising talent.” He laughed at that, baring his pearly white teeth. “They are not wrong”, he said.[...]”

yes plz. B)

                                              THAT meme | Accepting 

“[...] It was obvious, he already had seen some battles, but he was still handsome in a rugged kind of way. His luscious blond locks were windswept and there was a manly scar under his piercing blue eyes. Eyes that, after scanning the room for a moment, bore into me with keen interest.[...]”

“yes pls”

                                              THAT meme | Accepting

“[...] He looked deep into my eyes and flashed me a knowing grin, that made everyone else in the room sigh in envy. Of course they were envious, because I had the sole attention of this attractive man. The blush on my cheeks deepened and emphasized the bright cerulean color of my eyes. He leaned in so close, I could see how long his golden eyelashes were.[...]”

send me “yes pls” for a small excerpt of 15yrs old Lockhart’s badly veiled selfcest-fanfiction about himself and his cooler and more famous alter ego

Sea Creature Munday!

🐬 - How many other fandoms are you in? Do you rp in them too? 🐡 - How protective do you get about your muse? 🐟 - When you’re not online, what hobbies do you have? 🐠 - Do you write fan fiction? Or other forms of story writing? 🦐 - What sort of characters become your instant favourites? The heroes? Villains? 🐙 - What similarities do you have with your muse(s)? 🐳 - What’s currently highest on your plot wishlist? 🦀 - Are you feeling a little salty today? If so, why?

🌻 - What do you do between replies?

                                     flowery munday meme | Accepting

That honestly depends on the situation. Usually, when I sit down to write replies. I set myself a fixed goal and write replies in direct succession until that goal is reached. So then there is of course no real ‘in between’. But since I have nearly 30 roleplay-blogs, I oftentimes find myself working on several muses at once and then it gets funky.

When I have accidentally accumulated a big backlog on several muses, I tend to take a day offline, where I try to answer all of my drafted replies and queue them up. That can be mentally exhausting really fast, when you focus only on one muse at a time. So I tend to switch between the muses. As soon, as I loose inspiration while writing on one muse, I switch over to the backlog of another muse, the forced change in my thought processes works like a quick refresher and thus I can keep motivation and inspiration at a steady level for longer times.

So the short answer is kinda: Between replies, I do other replies. X,D

The Flowery Munday Meme

Send one or multiple of the following:

🌺 - How much do you draw on personal experiences when roleplaying? 🍀 - How much do you think you have achieved with your blog? 🌼 - Do you think you could ever stop roleplaying now? 🌻 - What do you do between replies? 🌸 - Have you ever been in a group? Would you do it again? 🌹  - Have you met true friends through roleplaying? 🍄 - What’s one bad habit you know you have in writing? 🍁 - How do you want to explore your muse further? Is there a wishlist? 💐 - Answer all of these!