average sam says episode

knitting tutorial made by a twenty-something knitting influencer: 18 min long, 12 of those minutes being the intro and a sponsor plug, they show the first few steps of the tutorial at the slowest speed known to man, they show the most important steps at a neck-break speed, they stop every five seconds to talk about what they just did, 40,000 comments filled with questions ranging from insightful to “how do i knit”, filmed with a camera that costs more than a car, the tutorial is incorrect.

knitting tutorial made by a seventy-something grandmother: two min long, filmed 17 years ago, shows you what you want with the skilled patient hands of a beloved deity, made with the world’s shittiest camera, the best video on the fucking internet, four comments and 30 views, you lose the video and never find it again.

You light up everything you touch 💚💛

new game changer episode was pretty good. pretty good. pretty good. pretty good. pretty good.

i found a baby picture of my cat please please look at him i'm begging you

[ID: Four screencaps from Taskmaster. Sarah Kendall is in a garden, using her bare feet to paint something on the ground, while saying, “Let’s give him a little pirate earring.” Next, her painting of Greg Davies is shown, with a floating blue torso, round pink head, and a hooped earring. In the studio, Greg, who conspicuously does not have an earring, asks, “Why did you pop the earring in?” Sarah replies, “I thought you had an earring.” End ID.]

[ID: Four screencaps from Taskmaster. Mike Wozniak waves a finger at a stuffed toy vole pinned to a wall, and says, “Um, you’ve got no chutzpah. Uh, your organisational skills are lacklustre, your time-keeping is abysmal.” The camera zooms in on the unmoved rodent. End ID.]

this stupid little beaver bitch

Is anyone else in my little corner of tumblr watching X-Men '97?

it's insane how many people were screaming about game changer/taskmaster after monday's episode and a few hours ago sam casually posts a selfie with alex horne

I love that X-Men ‘97 brought back Gambit’s pronouns of Gambit/Gambit (with the occasional but rare He/Him) from the original series. Truly my favorite part! 💖

Camp Jupiter when Percy shows up:

[ID: Eight screencaps from Taskmaster. Mark Watson stands at a table with a closed briefcase on it, struggling to open the latches on the case. He says, “It’s not immediately clear how to open this, but then I’m not the sort of person to own a briefcase. I imagine that you would press these things down, and it would sort of snap open. I don’t know how to open this, and I don’t quite know what to do if I can’t open it.” Later, in the studio, Alex Horne says, “The code was zero, zero, zero, and it was on zero, zero, zero.” End ID.]

not to give a man credit but shout out to killatrav for pursuing his celeb crush who turned out to be an unhinged mess at the time and sticking around anyway to be her hype man

very apt time for this