Drabble Challenge!
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“That’s starting to get annoying”
“Hey, hey, calm down. They can’t hurt you anymore.”
“You can’t just sit there all day.”
“I’m too sober for this.”
“I’m not here to make friends.”
“I need a place to stay.”
“Well, that’s tragic.”
“You’re seriously like a man-child.”
“You can’t banish me! This is my bed too!”
“The ladies love a guy who’s good with kids.”
“Dear Diary, …”
“She’s hiding behind the sofa.”
“I lost our baby.”
“They’re so cute when they’re asleep.”
“I’d kill for a coffee…literally.”
“You’re getting crumbs all over my bed.”
“Good thing I didn’t ask for your opinion.”
“What’s the matter, sweetie?”
“You’re Satan.”
“I don’t want to hear your excuse. You can’t just give me wet-willies.”
“I’m bulletproof…but please, don’t shoot me.”
“Did you just hiss at me?”
“Do you really need all that candy?”
“It’s six o’clock in the morning, you’re not having vodka.”
“I swear, I’m not crazy!!!”
“The diamond in your engagement ring is fake.”
“No. Regrets.”
“How drunk was I?”
“How is my wife more badass than me?”
“Be you. No one else can.”
“I haven’t slept in ages.”
“I locked the keys in the car.”
“Are you sure that’s the decision you want to make?”
“You work for me. You are my slave.”
“Take your medicine.”
“They’re monsters.”
“Welcome to fatherhood.”
“Why can’t you appreciate my sense of humor?”
“It’s your turn to make dinner.”
“The kids, they ambushed me.”
“Sorry isn’t going to help when I kick your ass!!!”
“Stop being so cute.”
“I feel like I can’t breathe.”
“You need to see a doctor.”
“You’re getting a vasectomy. That’s final.”
“I was a joke, baby. I swear.”
“Dogs don’t wear clothes!”
“I didn’t think you could get any less romantic…”
“Safety first. What are you? FIVE?”
“This is girl talk, so leave.”
“Where am I going? Crazy. Wanna come?”
“There’s a herd of them!”
“Do you think I’m scared of a woman?”
“They’re not your kids, back the f*ck off.”
“You’re a nerd.”
“I’m late.”
“Just get home as soon as possible, okay?!”
“You smell like a wet dog.”
“I could punch you right now.”
“Are you going to talk to me?”
“Welcome back. Now fucking help me.”
“If you can’t sleep…we could have sex?”
“Flea markets don’t carry fleas, you know?”
“Here, take my blanket.”
“I don’t want you to stop.”
“How could I ever forget about you?”
“You’re bleeding all over my carpet.”
“Run for it!”
“We need to talk.”
“Not everyone is out to get you. Stop thinking that. It’s annoying.”
“I want a pet.”
“Just smile, I really need to see you smile right now.”
“I’m not wearing a dress.”
“I’m not wearing a tie.”
“Quit beating me up!”
“Please put your penis away.”
“It’s a Texas thing.”
“Don’t argue. Just do it.”
“I hope I’m never stuck with you on a deserted island.”
“Does he know about the baby?”
“Hold still.”
“I just ironed these pants!”
“Enough with the sass!”
“Show me what’s behind your back.”
“I’m not going to be sympathetic until you go to a doctor.”
“Fine, don’t say anything and make me worry.”
“Stay awake.”
“STOP INTERRUPTING ME!”
“You’re not interested, are you?”
“I’m not buying ikea furniture again.”
“Tell me you need me.”
“Oh honey, I’d never be jealous of you.”
“I’m telling you. I’m haunted.”
“I had a bad dream again.”
“Have I mentioned, I fucking hate Halloween.”
“It’s Christmas, don’t be mad at me.”
“You’re not going to starve yourself on Thanksgiving.”
“The store ran out of Easter eggs.”
“How could you forget your son’s birthday?”
“You can only suffer through my whining for so long until you get up and make me a sandwich.”
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Fanfic Prompt List
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“It wasn’t your fault.”
“You love me as if I deserve you.”
“This isn’t what it looks like.”
“I really wish you’d told me your mother was in town.”
“You don’t believe in an afterlife?”
“I just came to say goodbye.”
“I never say no to a picnic.”
“There’s only one bed.”
“You don’t remember last night at all, do you?”
“You’re wrong and I’ll prove it.”
“A woman’s sexuality is a moving target.”
“You’re a genius with facts, but you’re really stupid with people.”
“I made the mistake of thinking ‘This can’t get weirder.’ Sorry.”
“We’re in love with the same person. Friendships have been built on less common ground.”
“I didn’t know you could dance like that!”
“I found it in the recycling bin.”
“I know what I want, when I want it. So get over here.”
“This is… exactly what it looks like.”
“There’s so much blood.”
“You should see me in my old uniform. I’m pretty sure it still fits.”
“I know you really want to hang it on the wall, but…”
“I hate everything about Christmas except…”
“We bet and you lost, so you have to do it.”
“Is that a tattoo?”
“I could tell it was your favorite book because of all the notes you wrote in the margins.”
“What do you think? Is purple my color?”
“That is way too expensive.”
“Girls night in?”
“I never imagined myself in a wedding dress.”
“I was scared and I ran.”
“I’m yours, in every way you’ll have me.”
“You’re acting like this is your first threesome.”
“The bow was perfect before, but then I got paranoid and had to check to make sure it was still in there.”
“You might not like me, but you definitely want me.”
“If a zombie bit you, I’d be heartbroken, but I’d also shoot you twice in the head.”
“I’d be fine having sex with the same person for the rest of my life, if it wasn’t the same sex every single time.”
“I want to hike up your skirt and take you right here.”
“I lost the baby.”
“I love you. I just love her more.”
“A package arrived for you, but there’s no return address and the box looks really old.”
“If I die, I’m going to haunt you.”
“I didn’t say “sex party” as in orgy. I said “hex party” as in witches.”
“You wanted me to walk in on you.”
“This is a totally inappropriate soundtrack.”
“Let’s get wasted and then go piss on his grave.”
“I scalped my Hamilton tickets to pay for it.”
“Hold my hand until it’s over?”
“If you want to get me naked, you’ll have to convince me it’ll be worth my time.”
“I’m a level 72 Rogue and if you tell anyone, I’ll deny it and I will kill you.”
Author’s choice!
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