newbie fic authors, shooting themselves in the foot: This fic is bad haha I suck at writing lol I am being mean to myself in the hopes that you will be nice to me but actually am dissuading anyone from even clicking on my fic because all I have done to advertise it is tell you why you shouldn't read it
me: I am King Big Dick of Fanfic Mountain and I have arrived in your fandom with the Express Intention of writing my Very Favorite Fics, which I will generously allow you to read. You're welcome.
"corsets are a barbaric painful tool of the patriarchy" says the era with sitting down pants and waist trainers and push up bras and brazilian butt lifts and preventative botox and full coverage foundation and no makeup makeup and full body waxing and and and and
AHHH HI YEAH HERE’S MY IRKENSONA!!! here’s a little doodle of them :,) no name or job yet so feel free to do whatever you want with em :) (also amazing job on the collab!! i could tell which was yours immediately!)
AwWWW ,IS SO CUTE. Forgive my Irkensona, he can be very rude sometimes.
Thank you very much! Haha, if it looks like IZETF it's something I did myself xD after studying that style so much, it's hard for me to break away sometimes.
making fun of americans is pretty much always ok if youre not doing it in an edgelord “you guys have so many school shootings” way or acting like we’re the only country that has racism. but like posts about americans and hamburger get me every time