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you guys should watch this half life video

#barney calhoun #ooh...#undescribed

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Happy birthday lesbians

#the administrator #ms pauling #adminpauling #oughhhhghhh #undescribed

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happy yuri week to all my yuri fans

#WOMEN MENTIONED!!!!#chelldos #chell #glados #dunmeshi #yttd #undescribed

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Half Life Headcanons

In no particular order QuQ

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-Half life Return to Ravenholm tales place before half life 2 and its episodes. Adrian and Grigori end up bonding and having a father/son type relationship, both of them relating to being alone for so long. At the end of it Adrian dies to a complication with a headcrab zombie, leaving Grigori truly alone.

-Some resistance members actually doubted that Gordon was real, their only proof being hearing stories from people who actually knew him. Most of the people from Black Mesa weren't bothered by it, although it did bother Barney a bit.

-When Gordon and Alyx first met Alyx had a crush on him, but as time went on and they become closer friends it went away.

-When Gordon first joined Black Mesa, because of how young he was compared to the other scientists Barney assumed he would be a stuck up rich kid. He and Gordon now joke about this.

-The Combine tried using Poison Headcrabs as a torture method but they were hard to find outside of ravenholm, so they eventually moved onto other methods.

-When the Combine first started their journey of taking over worlds, they had reason and mercy but as time went on they forgot their ways and become cruel and merciless. They now only know power and hunger.

-Gordon lost his sense of smell after the Resonance Cadcade. He could be smelling absolutely AWFUL and wouldn't know unless someone told him.

-Eli lost his leg in the 7 Hour War. Alyx and Kleiner don't like him leaving the bases but they can't rlly stop him.

-Gordon is Autistic and is selective mute. When he does actually talk its in singular words and only around people he'd trust his life with.

-When the Combine first came to earth many people actually willingly joined because they believed the Combine would be beneficial.

-Colinne and Gina end up dying in Xen. They have a teary goodbye before they die where they confess their love for eachother.

-Barney got a bit of a drinking problem and threw himself into work after Gordon went missing. Kleiner was the one who helped him get his life back on track.

-Adrian loves dogs and ends up growing very fond of the houndeyes.

-G-Man actually doesn't have a proper gender. He goes by He/She pronouns but prefers to be called a man and dress masculine.

-Stasis consists of a dark void with a watery floor. To save time people who are put in there are put into a deep sleep.

-Alyx smokes weed.

-Gordon was somewhat scared of vortigons because of what happened at Black Mesa, but after they helped Alyx his fear went away entirely.

-Alyx can get extreme back pain if she over works herself. This originated from when she was impaled.

-Adrian has body dysmorphia and doesnt like to take his gas mask off because of this. When he was dying he took it off so he could feel truly vulnerable infront of Grigori before he died.

-When Gordon and Barney first became friends they made a trade. Barney teaches Gordon how to shoot a gun and Gordon teaches Barney how to tie a tie.

-Barney has gotten more sarcastic as he has aged.

-The resistance will often make fun of Breen's broadcasts and can't help but giggle at them when they walk by them.

-Kleiner feeds wild headcrabs like someone would feed feral cats.

-Although skibidi toilet is not a thing in the Half Life universe, G-Man knows about it. She doesn't know how and it scares him.

-Gordon doesn't know how to use a microwave. This is why the microwave incident happened.

-EVERYONE in the resistance makes fun of Barney and exaggerates his age to the extreme.

-Most scientists at Black Mesa were snotty to Gordon because he was so young.

-Gordon wants a cheeseburger so bad during half life 2 and its episodes.

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I'll probably be updating this list in the future but these are my main big ones!! :D

#ough the adrian and grigori one ... :(#but these r so good. love em #half life #tag later

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au chell for pose practice

w/o chromatic aberration

#chell #undescribed #I love #aus

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Found out that they apparently have a fully modeled and scripted fast headcrab in half life alyx's files despite them never appearing in the game.

And they for whatever reason updated its design with the most unsettling arrangement of teeth on its underside.

The devs said they cut it because apparently it was pants shittingly terrifying when it jumped at your face in VR with no warning lmao

#every flavor of nope #half life #undescribed

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i saw something on the internet and decided to redraw it (see below cut no I've never watched it i just came across it while in VC)

im all for his stomach being out

i mean i tried (not so hard) to remember who graveflowers is because the name is familiar but I don't know from what. if they have a new name. if they died. who knows who can tell me? Where are they? i want to tell them this is a good picture and i like it.

anyway the picture's source is a reddit

you know

they were being made fun of

because its reddit but you dont really

its reddit.

cat dance!! i wonder if its an animation meme I'm not gonna go out of my way to find it and watch it

#ilvoe him i love him ilove .hihi hi hi hi hi hi #undescribed #gordon freeman

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hey guys. idea. gordon freeman domestic post canon life. dad bod. nod if you understand.

#when the characters gain weight as part of their recovery >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>#gordon freeman