I hate the “open floor plan” that everyone is obsessed with in houses now. I want nooks and crannies and bizarre floor plans. I don’t need to be able to see what someone is doing on the other side of the house. I want places to hide and lurk and dwell in the shadows. I am the beast who awaits in the labyrinth
April 28, 2024 - An unintentionally funny video by a zionist propagandist shows off some good organisation and discipline at the UCLA encampment for Palestine.
As with the horse poll, please regard these options as sliders. The extent to which each one deviates from 1/6th of the total will determine the amount that canine aspect deviates from the "average."
Dog Show: This young gentleman is looking for a companion, because he’s a little lonely in his all-human family. Hopefully the people at the adoption agency can find a nice friend for him!
*10 minutes later when the potential match is a female dog*
The Same Show: This little man is looking for his forever soulmate! Hopefully this little lady will be the perfect partner for him and they can fall in love!
(problematic sitcom episode where a straight actor who is mistakenly under the impression that he needs to be gay to be cast in a gay movie role recruits his gay friend to teach him about stereotypes)
straight guy: I’m just having such a hard time remembering all this information about musicals, who’s sondheim again?
friend (trying to talk in a way that he understands): sondheim is the GOAT, man!
straight guy: oh fuck I thought the goat man was dr dillamond (suddenly gets really angry and starts hitting himself on the head) stupid stupid stupid stupid