“you’re quiet” yes I’m trying to gauge how weird I can be in this new social situation

I got too excited while playing chess and told my opponent that I was going to slit his throat and slaughter him like a hog. something to work on for next time

no “carrd.” you learn things about me based on what you can piece together from the vague details of my life I disclose in rare moments of vulnerability

guy tries to toss a cigarette on the ground but the ground parries it and it flies back into his mouth and he solemnly continues to smoke it

UPDATE: Bad news everyone, I went to their play last night and GUESS WHAT I ACCIDENTALLY ENDED UP FINDING AND BEING FORCED TO DO TO GET THERE

The situationship just ACCIDENTALLY climbed the joker stairs I’m fucking screaming

The sky spoke to him. It was a language he had never heard before. He was not even certain there were words. Perhaps it only spoke to him in the black writing the birds made. He was small and unprotected and there was no escape. He was caught between earth and sky as if cupped between two hands. They could crush him if they chose. The sky spoke to him again. “I do not understand,” he said.

Susanna Clarke, Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell

i’m already living in a time loop it’s called being employed

heart eye cat meme

face of a man who has known sorrow

The situationship just ACCIDENTALLY climbed the joker stairs I’m fucking screaming

Katsushika Hokusai:Sei Shonagon, from the series “A True Mirror of Japanese and Chinese Poems (Shiika shashin kyo)”, 1828

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