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honest to god if you want to be my friend just skip the awkward phase. send me a meme and call me a bitch. do it in the name of friendship
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what it mean when you not even tired but you sleep a lot anyways?
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I had a dream we got Hillary Clinton to somehow become president instead of trump and one of the first things she said was that she was having a baby and naming him “Aass” and we were just like…girl…we fought so hard for you and you’re repaying us by naming your baby Ass with two A’s…
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actually sleeping with someone is so nice like waking up in the middle of the night and snuggling closer or lazily giving them a kiss or just feeling their arms around you squeeze slightly even though they’re in a deep sleep or handholding while you both are asleep ugh
that’s that shit I like
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where does the bad hair dye come in during this tragic back story?
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AHS Writers: See? Kai has a tragic backstory so you can forgive everything that he’s done now and treat him like a precious little cinnamon roll :)
Me:
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Ivy was in the cult this entire?? time?? this?? is so !! surprising??!? what a plot!! twist!!!
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Gonna start living my life like Kai and slapping people that I think are idiots
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Your average Trump voter, though.
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the Onion is at it again
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