Recently, while staring far too long at a potato chip, it occurred to me that the ridges could possibly be used to create a lenticular effect. So I got out some chip dip (and the smallest paint brush I have) to test it out. I started with a simple 2-frame illustration of a football and a basketball, then I painted a little sour cream and onion dip bird. 🥔🕊️ - via my new @brockdavisart instagram

i'm crime, do me

Thank yuu^_^

this ask has been sitting in my inbox for a long time, but i'm pretty sure the context was that @starchiest-potato-tournament gave me a virtual platonic kiss on the cheek and i gave them one back. i still remember that interaction because it made me very happy. anyways, thank you for that! i'm finally seeing this ask free

Hey pal how you doing

not good, unfortunately

hey reminder to continue boycotting eurovision and instead turn your eyes on gaza where the last media outlet al jazeera has just been shut down so that Israel can launch its attack on the most densely populated area in the world without scrutiny. Dont stop talking about Palestine

why do we need another @mikupotato? wasn't one enough?

Another odd ad

A potato

starch are to potato as blood is to human

carrot are to potato as slederman is to human

seems like a cool guy. is he related to our lord and saviour ebony dark'ness dementia raven way?

Gerard Way ate a raw potato. I took a bite and promptly spat it out. Later, we went to a carnival.

me (starchthirstily looking at a potato): would mash.

the potato seemed slightly greenish after being microwaved....

welp, @bludraws094 is a true potato hater (or just another hawaii part ii lover) anyways, thanks for spreading the word

🎶 a tuber sounds like the tater who

promises endless apolo-cheese of paradise

and only she can take a bite

so things are starchy tonight 🎶

it got sick from all the rotating, just leave it in the microwave for a couple more minutes and make sure it's dead

the potato seemed slightly greenish after being microwaved....

if each one of you consumes even 200 potatoes in a year, that's over 60k potatoes destroyed

ARE YOU A POTATO LORD OR NOT. 🎭

that’s NONE of your business

what the fuck is a 'france'?

Reblog to destroy France