Between Ryan Gosling Ken and Benoit Blanc I'm starting to think that it's some sort of animal abuse to keep casting big name actors in stoic macho manly man rolls instead of giving them goofy little guys to play. Like look at them their coats are shiny, they seem so much more lively and energetic. We need to make sure all actors have enough goofy little guys to play before peta gets involved.

wait but actually…sisko’s baseball is his orb??? he leaves it behind as a relic and a reminder of his return, as is common for prophets and messianic figures? it’s baseball that he uses to try and explain human time to the prophets? it never leaves his desk, and its presence haunts dukat when the cardassians briefly recapture the station?? pls tell me if this is something people have talked about because the baseball as a religious relic/object/orb is blowing my mind

I was gonna draw something more serious but sometimes u just gotta draw memes

The amount of times Aziraphale has fumbled the opportunity to be with a goth he/they is bordering on criminal

Everyone in the world watching this asshole turn down goth non-binary David Tennant for the FOURTH time like

there are actually only 2 movie genres. the ones where u have to remain completely silent throughout the whole film, and the ones where u have to comment on whatevers happening on screen every 5 minutes

Ballister's eyes x the internet

You go to your friend’s house and Jeff Bezos is there. You’re like “are you insane? That’s Jeff Bezos, he’s evil, we need to throw him out” and your friend tries to convince you that no poor Jeff Bezos has amnesia and is in a lot of trouble so you have to help him. This is insane to you but you’re in love with your friend so you’re like okay…and then Jeff Bezos regains his memories and runs off to live out his queer love story. You’re like “well that was INSANE wasn’t it? Let’s go do boozy brunch to get over it and also I might be in love with you”…..but your friend/love of your life is like “this is awkward but I’m actually the new CEO of Amazon”…….that would be terrible wouldn’t it? Well something really similar happened to my good friend crowley

The patron saints of meatball surgery

the only successful thing Christopher Nolan has created was the breeding ground for 13 year olds to write about Tom Hardy going into heat in the dreamscape for Joseph Gordon Levitt in 2012

Wisteria “Glycines” Choker

Designed by Philippe Wolfers (1858–1929)

VMFA

-goes to the brothers fighting show

-asks if they have fratricide in their cain storyline

-showrunner asks what I mean

-spend ten minutes explaining fraticide

-he laughs. “it’s good cain storyline sir”

-goes to the cain storyline

-it’s about wives

Which is sexier, a werewolf or a vampire?

Depends if you find it sexier to submit to the will of charismatic evil or to be overwhelmed by animalistic power. And that's not a decision I can make for you.

lost the war (had the same opinion as my father)